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Ashland13
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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does anyone notice that sometimes things are funnier the more tired we are?

My kids have finally left for a week with Perv and I'm so tired I can't fathom cooking or picking something to prepare.

So I gave in and dialed for a pizza, just for me .

I'm battling a bit of sorrow at their absence, with a mix of chronic exhaustion, but the pizza phone answerer "dude", as DD11 calls them, helped tons... when I asked for 1/2 this and 1/2 that, he said, "does it matter which side it's on?" at first I thought he was serious and realized it couldn't be ...

I find I am a hair wittier the more tired I am so answered, "meat in the middle, please!" and he laughed and hung up.

Sometimes all we can do is smile or laugh because there's nothing else we can do.


Ashland 13

A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess

Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

-George Washington


Posts: 2229 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: New England
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 6:30 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Love it.

(((hugs))) to you and your witty self!


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5820 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
Jduff
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's a great come back. Had me chuckling good!


Divorced - 5/23/14
Already in my New Beginning - :)

Posts: 490 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: texas
BtraydWife
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Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was a great response. Hope the pizza was good.


Me-BW
Him-WH
DD-March 2010
TT for 6 months
Unremorseful for 3.5 years

Delay is the deadliest form of denial. - C. Northcote Parkinson

Your standards aren't up for negotiation just because he/she can't meet them.


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