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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:02 PM, March 18th (Monday)

I don't much like Conan O'Brien most of the time, so when it's on I try to find something else. I can't, however be bothered to get the remote, so I will sit here and whine about it instead. Pretty lazy.

What bout you guys? (Translated for SerJr - what aboot you guys?)


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 10:05 PM, March 18th (Monday)

I walk over the piles of dirty clothes until there is nothing clean to wear.

Yes, I'm 'that' person...


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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:06 PM, March 18th (Monday)


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

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BaxtersBFF
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Default  Posted: 10:12 PM, March 18th (Monday)

I have the kids do the dishes, pick up the dog poop in the yard and sometimes start dinner while I'm on SI.


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 12:18 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I will pile the clean clothes on the floor across the room from the dirty clothes pile because I am too tired/lazy to fold them and put them away (but I got them all put up before I left for the G2G). Fortuantely the dog prefers to lay in teh dirty clothes more than the clean ones.


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 12:21 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I just trained DD2 to feed the dogs. She even makes sure she's using the correct color coded bowl for the individual hypo-allergenic, protein specific foods that each pug requires.

Also, I use the baby shampoo if I'm downstairs taking a shower and was too lazy to go upstairs and get mine.


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Laura28
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Default  Posted: 2:47 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Rinse last night's wine glass before pouring a new one some nights cause the cupboard where the clean one's are kept is five steps further away than the sink.

God! Typing all that I'm exhausted. Need a rest now.

Laura


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

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Default  Posted: 2:54 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Lazy with wine...
Check out this from my desk.


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Default  Posted: 3:06 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

aesir


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

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m334455
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Default  Posted: 4:03 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Since I work from home sometimes I work in my jammies for half the day before I take a shower and get dressed.


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Dday Dec. 2009

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Laura28
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Default  Posted: 5:33 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Hey M33

Me too!!!! I knew we were sisters in another life!!!

Laura


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OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 6:31 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

The laziest thing I do is wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there and lay there hoping it will go away.

I mean really.. I know it's not going to, I know eventually I will have to give up and walk the 15 steps to the bathroom. It's not like I live in the 1800's on the Prairies and have to walk outside on the frozen tundra to go to the outhouse. Yet there I am lying all wrapped in my blankets for an hour trying to will away the need to pee.



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Default  Posted: 9:28 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

OMG...Meta...I do the exact same thing!!!!!


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Default  Posted: 9:58 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I've started leaving junk food in the living room so I won't have to get it out again the next night.

This weekend I went through an entire box of lucky charms. I managed to get them to last all weekend by eating them with chopsticks (no milk).


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Default  Posted: 9:59 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Me too, meta! Next time, try changing positions. That usually buys me another 15 minutes.


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Default  Posted: 10:06 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Once I was too lazy to do my laundry and all my underwear were dirty. I wore a pair of DH's underwear to work that day.


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Default  Posted: 10:07 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I wore a pair of DH's underwear to work that day.

Sister, were they boxers or briefs?


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Default  Posted: 10:08 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I had a college roommate who put off laundry and ran out of undies. So she handwashed one pair and then thought she'd try drying them in the microwave.

They caught on fire.


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Default  Posted: 10:09 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

He had this odd pair of bikini briefs that I wore!


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Default  Posted: 10:23 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Rather than emptying the dishwasher I will just take the clean dishes out one at a time, as needed. But then I have nowhere to put the dirty dishes so the sink fills up and by the time I get around to doing the dishes, the dirty dishes completely fill the dishwasher and the cycle begins all over again.


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 10:48 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

dameia-I do the same thing, but I don't view it as being lazy. For me it's efficiency, since I have a very tiny kitchen.


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Default  Posted: 10:49 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

Standing next to the utensils drawer I have used my finger to spread mayo on a sandwich instead of leaning over 2 inches and opening the drawer. But usually it's making the kids do things for me.


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Default  Posted: 10:51 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I call it dish economy. I use as few dishes as possible when I prepare food. I won’t use a strainer when a pasta scoop will do. A paring knife must accomplish all jobs. I’ll eat out of Pyrex so leftovers will be ready to reheat. Sometimes I think I might be causing myself more work, but I hate dishes so much I don’t care.


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Default  Posted: 10:52 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

The laziest thing I do is wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there and lay there hoping it will go away.

This takes the cake. And yes, I do it too!!!

[This message edited by CrappyLife at 10:52 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)]


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Default  Posted: 11:21 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

But usually it's making the kids do things for me

Okay, I'll cop to this one too. But it's not laziness, it's teaching the children responsibility!!! They're going to need these skills later on in life. Right?

And Sad, I do not have a very tiny kitchen. But I do have a ton of dishes, so maybe that evens it out?


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Default  Posted: 11:50 AM, March 19th (Tuesday)

The peeing in the middle of the night thing--- Yah Guilty!!!

Watching something I detest because I don't want to get up and find the remote. To my benefit though, my kids notoriously hide the damn thing from each other so they don't have to watch what the other wants. Unless Wheel of Fortune is coming on, then you have never seen me move so fast. After working as an ICU for more than 10 years, and hearing that damn show come on everyday at the end of your shift, I have come to detest it, and I can't stand to hear the intro.....


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Default  Posted: 4:32 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I've done the dishwasher thing too. Also, I've gotten a clean utensil rather than take the few minutes to wash an already used one... when I'm right by the sink.


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Default  Posted: 5:10 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

I'll use Kleenex in the bathroom instead of reaching the 6" into the cabinet to get a new roll of toliet paper.

I also will my pee away at night.

What is up with that?

AJ's MOM


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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there

Yep, me too!

You'd think that after waking up night after night that I would know to just get up and go, so I can get back into bed and back to sleep!! But, nope, gotta see how long I can last!! And I HATE to lose sleep!


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Default  Posted: 6:23 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there

(Raises hand) and you'd think after being a bed wetter as a young kid, I would know better.

I stack stuff on the stairs that needs to go to a room upstairs instead of actually taking the stuff up. So by the time I finally go up to bed, I need 4 arms and a backpack to get everything up there. Lazy!


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Default  Posted: 8:09 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

If I don't feel like making the bed, I lat the flat sheet down, lie on it, and make a human taco with the rest of the flat sheet. Sometimes, the bed never gets made, and its time to wash the sheets again.

In the winter, I go to bed as soon as I get home from work and read or watch tv. Doing it right now, as a matter of fact!


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Default  Posted: 9:02 PM, March 19th (Tuesday)

TattoodChinaDoll kinda wins with the mayo thing.


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Default  Posted: 5:25 AM, March 20th (Wednesday)

Rather than emptying the dishwasher I will just take the clean dishes out one at a time, as needed. But then I have nowhere to put the dirty dishes so the sink fills up and by the time I get around to doing the dishes, the dirty dishes completely fill the dishwasher and the cycle begins all over again.

+1


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Default  Posted: 10:27 AM, March 20th (Wednesday)

The laziest thing I do is wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there and lay there hoping it will go away

OMG!!! I do this too. All. The. Time. I feel a little better knowing I'm not alone!!!


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Default  Posted: 10:34 AM, March 20th (Wednesday)

They caught on fire.


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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, March 20th (Wednesday)

The laziest thing I do is wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there and lay there hoping it will go away
another guilty one!


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Default  Posted: 9:10 AM, May 27th (Monday)

I can relate to so many of these... and as I just set my timer for 5:55 I thought of this thread...

Yep, if I have to set a timer for 6 mins I press 555... 1 min gets ya 111... you know, so I don't have to MOVE my finger to another number


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Default  Posted: 9:47 AM, May 27th (Monday)

It's not *laziness*....it's *efficiency* and making wise use of my energy and time.

^^THAT's my story....and I'm sticking to it!


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Default  Posted: 10:14 AM, May 27th (Monday)

Me: "kids go put all the white things in 1 pile, the black and very dark in another and the brights in another"
Me: "Well done. Now carry the white things to the washer and put them in"
Me:"Very good! Now DD4, put one of them blue gel things in the washer and close the door"
Me: "Perfect! Press 'On'. DS3, what number is bright red?"
DS3: "5!"
Me: "Good boy! Press the silver button!"
DS3: "I did it!"
Me: "Very good kids!"

Wife comes home...

Me: "Don't worry Darlin, I've started the washing."


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HereWeGo62
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Default  Posted: 10:41 AM, May 27th (Monday)

Please do not attempt this at home.

Back a few years ago when my daughter was a baby I used to get up and feed her every night. As she got a little older she would situp and then take her bottle. She would guzzle it down at pich the bottle on the floor.

I noticed as soon as I turned on her little crib light she would sit up in anticipation of her bottle. Soooo... I built a small bottleholder with an enclosed icepack in it. I then got a small motion detect light to mount next to the bottle holder. I would get the icepack cold during the day and put it next to the light with a full bottle. When she would start to cry the light would come on which would cause her to sit up. She would see the bottle and drink it down. I started to try and figure out how to get through those late night poopy diaper changes......

Now looking back this was not the brightest of things to do. It was the plan of a desperate sleep deprived man. My wife could sleep through an artillery barrage and I am a light sleeper.
I think my daughter still sits up whenever a light comes on in her room, she is now 21!


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Default  Posted: 10:52 AM, May 27th (Monday)

I do the pee in the middle of the night thing too.

I also do laundry and know I will not fold it so I dump it on my bed and put the new dirty clothes in the bag. This way I have to fold the clothes to go to sleep right?? Nope I will take a clean sheet once its time to sleep and spread it on the floor. Sweep all the clothes off the bed onto the sheet. Fold the flaps of the sheet over so the clothes are covered and voila, comfy cleared off bed to sleep in. I will then live off the clean clothes in the sheet until there are so few left it takes me 5 minutes to fold them and put them away....this is a never ending cycle. I am not ashamed lol.


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Default  Posted: 11:47 AM, May 27th (Monday)

I am a clean clothes pile, dirty clothes pile kinda girl.

Also, I use paper plates and bowls and plastic utensils so I dont have to wash dishes.

I hate repetitive housekeeping chores, but love huge labor intensive projects. Like, I dug a ditch to install a drainpipe for a gutter, and now im going to install a 15'x40' brick patio. The ditch took one day. The patio might be done by autumn.

But damn I like my paper cereal bowl!


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Default  Posted: 11:57 AM, May 27th (Monday)

I read SI and my emails on my phone in bed very often either at bedtime until I fall asleep or in the morning. Don't have to get up until that pee thing sets in!

Yep, if I have to set a timer for 6 mins I press 555... 1 min gets ya 111... you know, so I don't have to MOVE my finger to another number

Me, too, l2hm. We're very efficient!

@Herewego62: I'm in awe of the ingenuity!

[This message edited by thebighurt at 11:58 AM, May 27th (Monday)]


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Default  Posted: 1:16 PM, May 27th (Monday)

I despise house work... Cooking I love but it's the only thing...

The lazy thing I do? Pay a maid every week to clean the house and do my laundry...

Best damn $60 I spend every week...

WB


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Default  Posted: 1:19 PM, May 27th (Monday)

Ummm, ditto.

To the housekeeper, not the laundry.


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Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, May 27th (Monday)

I will run the dryer 14 times in order to not have to iron something.


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Default  Posted: 4:31 PM, May 27th (Monday)

^^^This


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Default  Posted: 4:33 PM, May 27th (Monday)

I used my chest as a snack plate holder when watching TV, because the distance between chest and lap is too much to overcome.


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Default  Posted: 9:42 AM, May 28th (Tuesday)

I'll just read through and copy/paste here.

I can't, however be bothered to get the remote, so I will sit here and whine about it instead.

I walk over the piles of dirty clothes until there is nothing clean to wear.

I will pile the clean clothes on the floor across the room from the dirty clothes pile because I am too tired/lazy to fold them and put them away

wake up in the middle of the night having to go pee and just lay there and lay there hoping it will go away.

I stack stuff on the stairs that needs to go to a room upstairs instead of actually taking the stuff up.

I will run the dryer 14 times in order to not have to iron something.


[This message edited by cryingdaily at 9:42 AM, May 28th (Tuesday)]


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Default  Posted: 9:48 AM, May 28th (Tuesday)

Paper plates and plastic forks and spoons.

I hate dishes.


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Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, May 28th (Tuesday)

This weekend I slept on the couch because 1) the bed was covered in clean laundry that needed to be folded, and 2) there were no sheets under the clean laundry, because they were in the dryer.


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Default  Posted: 12:41 PM, May 28th (Tuesday)

I live in a large house and have three dogs (one old grumpy Sheltie and two puppies) and one FWS with selective hearing loss. Rather than wandering around looking for the others I ask my always available female lab to "go find such and such." She immediately jumps up and locates the missing individual. Then I just go straight to that dog or person. LOVE IT. Now if I could just get her to bring me a drink or snack without eating it!


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OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

Posts: 2243 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 1:47 PM, May 28th (Tuesday)

I had a college roommate who put off laundry and ran out of undies. So she handwashed one pair and then thought she'd try drying them in the microwave.
They caught on fire.

Giving whole new meaning to the phrase "hot pants".


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7285 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
rachelc
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Default  Posted: 5:03 PM, May 28th (Tuesday)

I dont' fold any clothes. I mean really, what is the point? You're just going to wear them. I toss in drawer and am done with it. Never matched socks when the kids were home. Put them in a laundry basket and had them fend for themselves.
Hubby, on the other hand, folds my underwear.

The coffee cup i used in the morning now becomes the glass of wine in the evening.... less dishwashing.

I am known as a clothes horse at work but when I get home from school I put the same outfit on i've had for 15 years - a pairs of boxers with a pumpkin face on them, my Uggs and an apron. EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's my "uniform."


his Dday: 2/10 but TT until 7/11
my Ddays: 1/12, 4/12 broken NC 12/12

me (WW/BS): 48
him: (BS/WH)52
4 kiddos in mid 20's

“Follow your intuition. Be smart, be brave. Tell the truth and don’t take any shit.”


Posts: 5281 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Midwest
idiot85
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Default  Posted: 5:19 PM, May 28th (Tuesday)

I've just realised another- take my socks off with my feet- takes longer but- it's late, I can't be arsed to sit up and reach my feet.


BH-29 (me)
WW-28

Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.


Posts: 575 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:19 AM, May 29th (Wednesday)

I am known as a clothes horse at work but when I get home from school I put the same outfit on i've had for 15 years - a pairs of boxers with a pumpkin face on them, my Uggs and an apron. EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's my "uniform."


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


Posts: 25756 | Registered: Aug 2011
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 11:11 AM, May 29th (Wednesday)

I avoid eye contact and the word "walk" when I'm too lazy to take my dog for a walk. If he hears the word, my guilt gets more amped due to his excessive tail wagging and whining. Bad mama ...


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5134 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 11:15 AM, May 29th (Wednesday)

I trained my 4 yr old niece to feed me grapes.

I lay down and she sits by me and plops them in my mouth, one at a time.

eta:
it also works with goldfish crackers, strawberries, carrots, cheerios (which we share), and gummy bears.

[This message edited by itainteasy at 11:16 AM, May 29th (Wednesday)]


Posts: 3419 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
luv_lost
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Default  Posted: 11:41 AM, May 29th (Wednesday)

I don't untie my sneakers. I leave them triple knotted so I can just wiggle my feet into them without having to bend over and tie them...i'm so ashamed...


BW (me) 31
WH 33
DS1 8 yrs.
DS2 1 yr.

Anniversary 6/09/04
DDay 6/27/09
Wedding 3/15/12
DDay2 5/5/13

presently working towards...well i don't know anymore...


Posts: 155 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Philly, PA
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, May 29th (Wednesday)

I trained my 4 yr old niece to feed me grapes.
I lay down and she sits by me and plops them in my mouth, one at a time.

I think we may just have a winner


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37404 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
StillGoing
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Default  Posted: 1:07 PM, May 29th (Wednesday)

If I dust it usually involves compressed air and open windows.


"You have insulted my footwear."

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