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User Topic: You Know It's Time To Get Off The Bus...
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Default  Posted: 10:31 AM, April 5th (Friday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

Yeah, it's been awhile.


Fidelity isn't a's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!

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Default  Posted: 10:43 AM, April 5th (Friday)

You can call me NIK

There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox

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Default  Posted: 10:47 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Too funny!!!!!

3 beautiful boys (20,19 & 15)
Update: Moved in to my own apartment 8/7/2012
Divorce final 3/27/2013

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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Just think what you could do with an inkblot!

Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)

Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.

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Default  Posted: 11:11 AM, April 5th (Friday)


Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, April 5th (Friday)

too funny ajsmom!

DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52

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Default  Posted: 11:19 AM, April 5th (Friday)

You poor DEAR!!!!

In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus
**Beloved hubby died at home 1/28/2013, age 61..** God sent me two good men in a row......and saved the best for last. Grief & joy coexist.

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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, April 5th (Friday)

BH (31)
DS - 7, DD - 5

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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That is too funny.

I work in the construction field. Every time I hear the phrase steel electors I can't help but thinking about other things

Me: BW (35)
Him: ExWH (31) EA/PA with MOW coworker
Married 9 years, 2 small kids
dday 3/12/2011 divorced fall 2012

My ipad does a lot of crazy typos.

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Default  Posted: 12:50 PM, April 5th (Friday)


Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it today!

BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

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Default  Posted: 1:04 PM, April 5th (Friday)

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
Celebrating 60 years on Earth

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Default  Posted: 1:06 PM, April 5th (Friday)

But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler

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Default  Posted: 1:11 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's funny!

me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."

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Default  Posted: 2:49 PM, April 5th (Friday)

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

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Default  Posted: 3:14 PM, April 5th (Friday)

Gives a whole new perspective to rorschach tests...

"Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow". "
-Maryanne Radanbacher

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Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, April 5th (Friday)

So that's what I have to look forward to?

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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Default  Posted: 7:20 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's hysterical.

Me: BW-43
Him: XWH-43
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling

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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, April 5th (Friday)

It's a sign. Like those people who find jesus in their toast.

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Default  Posted: 11:55 PM, April 5th (Friday)

You are very very funny

Me:BW 46, Him:WH 50
two kids DD14 and DS17
Married 26 years
OW 28, crew member (he was the ships captain)
"People are formed by their actions, not their ideals" unknown

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Default  Posted: 3:17 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Oh stop!

Sending all of the love and strength I can muster to Phoenix1 and her family.
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal."

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Default  Posted: 5:45 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

"You can never have too much happy!"

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Default  Posted: 6:47 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!

When someone shows you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.

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Default  Posted: 7:33 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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Default  Posted: 11:05 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Between this thread, the S/D grumpy cat... I can't stop laughing so hard that I am crying.

Thanks...for the laughter...

I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, April 6th (Saturday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....

Me: 44/WH (SA): 49
M: 24 years 3 kids over 10 yrs old
EA/ PA Dec. 2009 -Divorce pending

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Default  Posted: 2:20 PM, April 11th (Thursday)

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)

Don't worry, AJsMom,you have company.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!

Sometimes you have to settle with what you have at your disposal.
SI's NB Motto- Think and Dream BIG !

[This message edited by gma56 at 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)]

It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. I lost my family but gained a second chance to be happy.

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Default  Posted: 9:56 AM, April 12th (Friday)

That's funny, I tease my family and friends that I've been celibate so long that I think I can reapply for my virginity soon.....have to be a good example to my daughters.

DDay January 2010
Divorced July 2010...broke up 2 families
Contented single dad of 2 grown sons and two daughters.
XW talks to kids about once a year

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Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, April 12th (Friday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....

I got my first cone of the season this week and thought of this as I was eating it.

I could not keep up with it - was dripping and making a mess. I chalked it up to being on the bus too long. I lost some skills!

When someone shows you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.

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Default  Posted: 1:19 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Every day I do taxes I treat myself to an ice cream cone and just go down the road eating it...I wonder sometimes if I get strange looks, but that is alright, I am enjoying myself..

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Default  Posted: 2:16 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Isn't that called like the Rorcock Test or something?

I need to as well, I'm half in love with the guy at the store down the street who paid me mind for about 97 seconds. Good gravy!

BW, divorced: 03/09

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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, April 13th (Saturday)

Batteries....batteries...and more batteries!!!

I bet you were excited to see what your conditioner had to say!

"Life's curve balls come out of nowhere.... just remember to duck and weave!"

ME - BW - 34
HIM - XWH - 38
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12

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