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ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 10:31 AM, April 5th (Friday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

Yeah, it's been awhile.

AJ's MOM


Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!


Posts: 21032 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:43 AM, April 5th (Friday)


You can call me NIK

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato


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veelop5
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Default  Posted: 10:47 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Too funny!!!!!


ME-38
XH-40
3 beautiful boys (20,19 & 15)
Update: Moved in to my own apartment 8/7/2012
Divorce final 3/27/2013

Posts: 1085 | Registered: Jun 2006 | From: Pennsylvania
yewtree
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Member # 16671
Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Just think what you could do with an inkblot!


Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)

Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.


Posts: 4626 | Registered: Oct 2007
Bebba1171
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Member # 33857
Default  Posted: 11:11 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Lol!


Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

Posts: 726 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
better4me
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Member # 30341
Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, April 5th (Friday)

too funny ajsmom!


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Divorced

Posts: 3019 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
hit-by-a-train
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Member # 8923
Default  Posted: 11:19 AM, April 5th (Friday)

You poor DEAR!!!!


In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus
**Beloved hubby died at home 1/28/2013, age 61..** God sent me two good men in a row......and saved the best for last. Grief & joy coexist.

Posts: 2279 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: USA
dlmos
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Member # 36839
Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, April 5th (Friday)


BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6
Divorced

Posts: 461 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Fort Worth,Texas
courageous
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Member # 34477
Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That is too funny.

I work in the construction field. Every time I hear the phrase steel electors I can't help but thinking about other things


Me: BW (35)
Him: ExWH (31) EA/PA with MOW coworker
Married 9 years, 2 small kids
dday 3/12/2011 divorced fall 2012

My ipad does a lot of crazy typos.


Posts: 623 | Registered: Jan 2012
tryingagain74
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Member # 33698
Default  Posted: 12:50 PM, April 5th (Friday)

*snort*

Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it today!


BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3546 | Registered: Oct 2011
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 1:04 PM, April 5th (Friday)


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17177 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
hexed
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Default  Posted: 1:06 PM, April 5th (Friday)


But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler


Posts: 8407 | Registered: Apr 2008
nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 1:11 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's funny!


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2572 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 2:49 PM, April 5th (Friday)


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3335 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Newstart43
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Default  Posted: 3:14 PM, April 5th (Friday)

Gives a whole new perspective to rorschach tests...


"Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow". "
-Maryanne Radanbacher

Posts: 34 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Connecticut
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, April 5th (Friday)

So that's what I have to look forward to?


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15363 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
persevere
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Default  Posted: 7:20 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's hysterical.


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


Posts: 4380 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, April 5th (Friday)

It's a sign. Like those people who find jesus in their toast.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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MyVoice
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Default  Posted: 11:55 PM, April 5th (Friday)

You are very very funny


Me:BW 46, Him:WH 50
two kids DD14 and DS17
Married 26 years
OW 28, crew member (he was the ships captain)
"People are formed by their actions, not their ideals" unknown

Posts: 469 | Registered: May 2012 | From: Australia
SBB
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Member # 35229
Default  Posted: 3:17 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Oh stop!


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5456 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Bluebird26
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Default  Posted: 5:45 AM, April 6th (Saturday)


"Loving someone should not mean losing you. Love empowers you. It shouldn't erase you. - Thelma Davis.

Posts: 1286 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 6:47 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2015 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
CharlieFoxtrot
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Default  Posted: 7:33 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!


Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 11:05 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Between this thread, the S/D grumpy cat... I can't stop laughing so hard that I am crying.

Thanks...for the laughter...


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 4863 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
torn2bits
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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, April 6th (Saturday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....


Me: 44/WH (SA): 49
M: 24 years 3 kids over 10 yrs old
EA/ PA Dec. 2009 -Divorce pending

Posts: 1240 | Registered: Apr 2010 | From: Midwest
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:20 PM, April 11th (Thursday)


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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gma56
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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)


Don't worry, AJsMom,you have company.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!


Sometimes you have to settle with what you have at your disposal.
SI's NB Motto- Think and Dream BIG !

[This message edited by gma56 at 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)]


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. I lost my family but gained a second chance to be happy.

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traveldad
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Default  Posted: 9:56 AM, April 12th (Friday)

That's funny, I tease my family and friends that I've been celibate so long that I think I can reapply for my virginity soon.....have to be a good example to my daughters.


DDay January 2010
Divorced July 2010...broke up 2 families
Contented single dad of 2 grown sons and two daughters.
XW talks to kids about once a year

Posts: 54 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: Southwest
EvenKeel
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Member # 24210
Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, April 12th (Friday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....

I got my first cone of the season this week and thought of this as I was eating it.

I could not keep up with it - was dripping and making a mess. I chalked it up to being on the bus too long. I lost some skills!


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2015 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
inhishands55
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Default  Posted: 1:19 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Every day I do taxes I treat myself to an ice cream cone and just go down the road eating it...I wonder sometimes if I get strange looks, but that is alright, I am enjoying myself..


Posts: 408 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: The Tarheel State, in the mts.
wannabenormal
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Default  Posted: 2:16 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Isn't that called like the Rorcock Test or something?

I need to as well, I'm half in love with the guy at the store down the street who paid me mind for about 97 seconds. Good gravy!



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She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, April 13th (Saturday)

Batteries....batteries...and more batteries!!!

I bet you were excited to see what your conditioner had to say!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


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