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User Topic: You Know It's Time To Get Off The Bus...
Member # 17460
Default  Posted: 10:31 AM, April 5th (Friday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

Yeah, it's been awhile.


Fidelity isn't a's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!

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Default  Posted: 10:43 AM, April 5th (Friday)

You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana

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Default  Posted: 10:47 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Too funny!!!!!

3 beautiful boys (20,19 & 15)
Update: Moved in to my own apartment 8/7/2012
Divorce final 3/27/2013

Posts: 1096 | Registered: Jun 2006 | From: Pennsylvania
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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 5th (Friday)

Just think what you could do with an inkblot!

Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)

Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.

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Default  Posted: 11:11 AM, April 5th (Friday)


Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

Posts: 727 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, April 5th (Friday)

too funny ajsmom!

DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52

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Default  Posted: 11:19 AM, April 5th (Friday)

You poor DEAR!!!!

In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer..Albert Camus

***Used to be hit-by-a-train***
Remarried 2/14/14

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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, April 5th (Friday)

BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6

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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That is too funny.

I work in the construction field. Every time I hear the phrase steel electors I can't help but thinking about other things

Me: BW (35)
Him: ExWH (31) EA/PA with MOW coworker
Married 9 years, 2 small kids
dday 3/12/2011 divorced fall 2012

My ipad does a lot of crazy typos.

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Default  Posted: 12:50 PM, April 5th (Friday)


Thanks for the laugh; I really needed it today!

BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

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Default  Posted: 1:04 PM, April 5th (Friday)

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17488 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
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Default  Posted: 1:06 PM, April 5th (Friday)

But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler

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Default  Posted: 1:11 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's funny!

me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."

Posts: 2601 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
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Default  Posted: 2:49 PM, April 5th (Friday)

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
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Default  Posted: 3:14 PM, April 5th (Friday)

Gives a whole new perspective to rorschach tests...

"Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow". "
-Maryanne Radanbacher

Posts: 34 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Connecticut
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Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, April 5th (Friday)

So that's what I have to look forward to?

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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Default  Posted: 7:20 PM, April 5th (Friday)

That's hysterical.

Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling

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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, April 5th (Friday)

It's a sign. Like those people who find jesus in their toast.

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Default  Posted: 11:55 PM, April 5th (Friday)

You are very very funny

Me:BW 46, Him:WH 50
two kids DD14 and DS17
Married 26 years
OW 28, crew member (he was the ships captain)
"People are formed by their actions, not their ideals" unknown

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Default  Posted: 3:17 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Oh stop!

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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Default  Posted: 5:45 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

"Loving someone should not mean losing you. Love empowers you. It shouldn't erase you. - Thelma Davis.

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Default  Posted: 6:47 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

...when your morning shampoo pours into your palm in the shape of a teeny, tiny penis.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!

Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.

Posts: 2176 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
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Default  Posted: 7:33 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!!

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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Default  Posted: 11:05 AM, April 6th (Saturday)

Between this thread, the S/D grumpy cat... I can't stop laughing so hard that I am crying.

Thanks...for the laughter...

I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, April 6th (Saturday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....

Me: 44/WH (SA): 49
M: 24 years 3 kids over 10 yrs old
EA/ PA Dec. 2009 -Divorce pending

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Default  Posted: 2:20 PM, April 11th (Thursday)

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)

Don't worry, AJsMom,you have company.

For gosh sakes....POUR more shampoo. Do not limit yourself to teeny-tiny fantasies!!!

Sometimes you have to settle with what you have at your disposal.
SI's NB Motto- Think and Dream BIG !

[This message edited by gma56 at 4:17 PM, April 11th (Thursday)]

It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20383 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Closer to where I want to be..
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Default  Posted: 9:56 AM, April 12th (Friday)

That's funny, I tease my family and friends that I've been celibate so long that I think I can reapply for my virginity soon.....have to be a good example to my daughters.

DDay January 2010
Divorced July 2010...broke up 2 families
Contented single dad of 2 grown sons and two daughters.
XW talks to kids about once a year

Posts: 54 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: Southwest
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Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, April 12th (Friday)

The other day I had an ice cream cone and well.... I went to town....

I got my first cone of the season this week and thought of this as I was eating it.

I could not keep up with it - was dripping and making a mess. I chalked it up to being on the bus too long. I lost some skills!

Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.

Posts: 2176 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
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Default  Posted: 1:19 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Every day I do taxes I treat myself to an ice cream cone and just go down the road eating it...I wonder sometimes if I get strange looks, but that is alright, I am enjoying myself..

Posts: 408 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: The Tarheel State, in the mts.
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Default  Posted: 2:16 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Isn't that called like the Rorcock Test or something?

I need to as well, I'm half in love with the guy at the store down the street who paid me mind for about 97 seconds. Good gravy!

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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, April 13th (Saturday)

Batteries....batteries...and more batteries!!!

I bet you were excited to see what your conditioner had to say!

"Sometimes your knight in shining armor just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12

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