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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 4:19 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Will you please come over and put a frozen pizza on top of the oven for me???


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Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 4:26 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


You can call me NIK

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But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 4:29 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

You forgot step one, which is to get me drunk. Crack a bottle of something and I'll be over in a sec.


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And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 5:07 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Okay, breaking out the box. And ducking .


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 5:13 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Oooh... an is living on the edge of sassiness tonight!


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There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 5:18 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Oh no you di'int!! NIK, hold my earrings.

Frozen pizza.... boxed wine.... I feel like my ultra-classy (and humble) reputation is somehow slipping here....


[This message edited by Jrazz at 5:18 PM, April 7th (Sunday)]


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And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 5:20 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Party in a box. That's how you know it's a good CA wine


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 5:21 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

I'll drink from the box, AN (well, pour it in a glass out of the box anyway. I'm fussy like that )


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Funny  Posted: 5:40 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


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Default  Posted: 5:41 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

To me, boxed wine just doesn't have the same tactile sensation of unscrewing the cap off of a really good bottle of wine.


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Default  Posted: 5:45 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

I'll drink from the box, AN (well, pour it in a glass out of the box anyway. I'm fussy like that )

Oh good, I had this momentary image of Sad squatting down at the counter and opening her mouth under the spigot. Doesn't boxed wine have a spigot? I've only seen it once IRL.


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Default  Posted: 5:47 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 5:47 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Ugh, Losfer! It's like daggers in my already fragile heart!

If someone even brings up synthetic cork I'm going to spontaneously (or predictably?) combust.


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Razzie - Next time I get to the local winery, I'll pick up a bottle of dandelion wine to send you.


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There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 5:58 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Oh good, I had this momentary image of Sad squatting down at the counter and opening her mouth under the spigot.




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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 6:01 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Oh no you di'int!! NIK, hold my earrings.
The hold my earrings thing always cracks me up.



Oh good, I had this momentary image of Sad squatting down at the counter and opening her mouth under the spigot.
Were you at the g2g? Oh, shhhh, we weren't supposed to tell Jrazz that Sad did that. It must have been while she was out for her run .


Take up your space (and do it well).

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Default  Posted: 6:03 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


Me: 32 y/o, student and mom of two of the best kids in the world
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Feels good to start laughing and feeling better again...

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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 7:20 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

It must have been while she was out for her run

Run/Jack in the Box bonanza.


I must have missed the "11am: Boxed Wine Squats" part of the itinerary. Next year!


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 7:26 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

I still can't believe there are still Jack in the Boxes in the world.

The one where I grew up closed when I was a kid and I thought they were all gone.

My Jack in the Box memory is my mom's car getting stuck at the drive-thru window. I just remember being very embarrassed with all the cars honking at us!


Take up your space (and do it well).

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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Ama! You've been spying on me!


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 7:30 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

AN; you need to come out west. There are Jack's all over Tucson & Phoenix (no longer called Jack in the Box).


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 7:31 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

I'd love to. Maybe one day, you never know .


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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Default  Posted: 8:23 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

Your boxed wine comment made me think of something I learned at work this week. My little college dumplin's now have a new game to add to quarters and beer pong. It's called "slappin the bag." They take the wine bag out of the box, whack it and chug. Ugh. They should be studying.


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Default  Posted: 8:23 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

"11am: Boxed Wine Squats"

Ah yes, that's the kind of exercise I can get into!

We had a Jack in the Box next to my college. We called it Jack in the Crack.


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Default  Posted: 10:20 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

We called it Crack in the Box!!!


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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Default  Posted: 10:26 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

We actually have very little fast food here, but we do have a Jacque ala Box here. I do love the 2 tacos for a buck (only it's a buck 39 here)!

We took a debauchery cruise yesterday and one of the women actually had CANS of Champagne!! They even came with their own widdle straws!! And another woman pulled out a (and I am NOT making this up!) Ziploc bag full of wine!!

We ARE a classy bunch here! Oh, and if anyone calls me "Lime Tits" there is a VERY good explanation for that!


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Default  Posted: 11:25 PM, April 7th (Sunday)


We took a debauchery cruise yesterday and one of the women actually had CANS of Champagne!! They even came with their own widdle straws!! And another woman pulled out a (and I am NOT making this up!) Ziploc bag full of wine!!

How does one drink wine from a ziplock exactly?


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"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Default  Posted: 11:31 PM, April 7th (Sunday)

One pours it into one's plastic wine glass, naturally! We aren't heathens, after all!

Oh, and it was a gallon ziploc too!


If Happy Ever After did exist, I would still be holding you like this.
All those fairly tales are full of shit.
One more fucking love song I'll be sick. ~ Maroon 5

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:44 AM, April 8th (Monday)


You can call me NIK

There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox


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Default  Posted: 2:24 PM, April 8th (Monday)

How many bottles fit in a gallon?


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Default  Posted: 2:33 PM, April 8th (Monday)

5


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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