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ImNellNow
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Default  Posted: 6:57 AM, April 12th (Friday)

First it was Hoover vacuums. Now it's treadmills. I'm waiting for the next ad with my fingers crossed... I really really really want my very own glitter-shitting unicorn!


BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.

Posts: 2370 | Registered: Jun 2010 | From: Baby steps on my new path
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:05 AM, April 12th (Friday)

I thought I heard there was a glitter-shitting unicorn BBQ over in General.

problem is that the meat is pretty nasty. Really gamey and with no substance to speak of.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
ImNellNow
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Default  Posted: 8:54 AM, April 12th (Friday)

Actually, I plan to harvest the glitter. I figure there's probably a market for organic glitter, especially when you consider the shortage caused by the annual SI Christmas card exchange.


BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.

Posts: 2370 | Registered: Jun 2010 | From: Baby steps on my new path
Lucky2HaveMe
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Member # 13333
Default  Posted: 7:31 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Today's Ad:

Deal of the Day - 50% Off!! Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager


Indian wisdom says our lives are rivers. We are born somewhere small and quiet and we move toward a place we cannot see, but only imagine. From Tending Roses

Posts: 6565 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: WNY
Kajem
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Member # 36134
Default  Posted: 11:51 AM, April 13th (Saturday)

Today's Ad:
Deal of the Day - 50% Off!! Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager

I just HAD to check... it's a TENS machine...


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 5272 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
caregiver9000
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Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 6:08 PM, April 13th (Saturday)

Kajem is braver than I am... I just knew it was some kind of BOB and I was thinking the banner ads are stalking our threads!


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
Laura28
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Member # 28997
Default  Posted: 4:42 PM, April 14th (Sunday)

Deal of the Day - Up To 40%!! Philips HF3510 Wake-Up Light, White

Hey Nell - is this close enough to a glitter shitting unicorn for you?

I'm sure you could buy a unicorn, plant this in it's rear end, glue on some glitter and then watch the sunrise there each day.

Would make an ideal gift for an unremorseful X

HUGS

Laura


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

Posts: 2754 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia
Laura28
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Member # 28997
Default  Posted: 1:01 AM, April 20th (Saturday)

Deal of the Day Columbo: The Complete Series

I need to buy this. Maybe I could learn something!


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

Posts: 2754 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia
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