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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 9:36 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

When I have to empty the vacuum bin after using the vacuum as my bug elimination system.

...that's about it though.


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Survivor3512
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Default  Posted: 9:42 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

Lol! Pretty funny.

I'm sure I'll miss mine once I get a yard and have to mow it. :)


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newnormal
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Default  Posted: 9:47 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

(Spits coffee laughing)
How poetic. This has so many ways it could be used as a joke.


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hurtinky
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Default  Posted: 10:46 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

I miss having a husband when I have to lift something heavy. That's about it.


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D-Day 9-12-2005
S 9-13-2005
D 3-6-12



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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 10:48 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

My INSTANT thought at this title?

NEVER. So I thought about it some more....

Nope, going with NEVER.


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SBB
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Default  Posted: 10:56 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

I'd rather have a bath in the contents myself.

The ONLY thing I miss is waking up with a lump in my back. Embarrassing but true. Its the only think I'm wistful about. Although I have found its not too difficult to replace - if I can stand the 'complications'.

I guess we can tick off the first item on my list of 'must haves' of my ideal guy eh?

I'm a deep thinker, I am.


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

Bah! I couldn't even say that; I was the vermin eliminator in our house--especially mice. He was deathly afraid. I'm talking about a man who weighed 270 lbs and stood 6'2". I walked into the room one day and he was standing on a chair--there was a mouse in the lovebird's cage (free-standing on the floor) I don't know who was yelling louder--the X or the bird!


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Default  Posted: 11:09 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

^^

monster is afraid of the dark (6", over 100kgs/220lb). Ironic, no?

There were spirits in our old house that used to 'harass' him. He would have to leave rooms sometimes. He hated them. My babies and I loved them - I felt comforted by their presence. I had forgotten about that until just now.


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tesla
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Default  Posted: 11:13 AM, April 27th (Saturday)

I miss my husband when I have to scoop the dog poop.

It was the one thing he would do. I hate scooping dog shit.


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GrievingMommy
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Default  Posted: 12:37 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

I hate being the one to kill the spiders/bugs now that it's just me and the kids.

One day the kids found a spider on the stairs. DS4 thought it was pretty cool....and I seriously considered having him kill it and put it in the garbage. I decided to suck it up and kill it myself. haha


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TrustGone
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Default  Posted: 12:41 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

I missed XWH#1 because he could fix anything, not that he would mind you, but he had the know how to..

Got STBXWH#2 and he can't do anything that a normal man can do... Came from the city to live with me on my farm, so you can guess what a fiasco this has been. Damnit now I have to learn how to cut the grass again with that weird lawnmower we just had to have. I want a steering wheel, not two levers to try and control. Should be real interesting.


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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 12:53 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

The only thing I could NOT do after he left was back the camper up onto the pad on the side of the house.

After a several hours and few escapades in getting the camper situated. I found a neighbor to do it for me.

That's it. all the yard work, I already knew how to do. All the home repairs, I figured out thanks to youtube. Electrical issues.. took care of them. Vehicles - I did those too. Well made the appts and took the car in.

Last year I sold the camper, this year I got rid of the van that towed the camper. The camper pad is quickly becoming my staging area for my gardening fetish.

Not missing him at all ... just his paycheck.


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Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 1:57 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

I miss having someone to hold down the couch while I go to work every day....

That's about it. Everything else, I call my brother or just write a check. So much less drama.


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persevere
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Default  Posted: 3:03 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

As I recently told my vet, I miss that he would grind the dogs nails weekly, because I can't do it, and I have to take them in constantly. I also miss the poop scooping.

He wasn't much for house repair - we always called someone.

So, I guess that's it.


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Him: XWH-43
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
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Default  Posted: 4:06 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

My ex did the dishes. It was kind of a zen thing for him. He loaded the dishwasher horribly, only removed enough to put in the next batch of dirty dishes, and never scrubbed the scrambled eggs off anything (so it went 20 rounds in the dishwasher).

I hate doing dishes. HATE. I miss having an empty sink at all times. Seriously. That is about it for what I miss. So sad, really.


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 5:02 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

I don't miss having MY (ex) husband.... just anyone who I could make empty the bug bin would do, really.


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"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Default  Posted: 5:07 PM, April 27th (Saturday)

I miss having a husband when I have to....

um....

wait a minute....

got it!

filing taxes! don't you get more deductions if you are married??


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CharlieFoxtrot
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Default  Posted: 7:34 AM, April 28th (Sunday)

Good grief, I don't think he ever did a darn thing I could miss... I just have one less person's clothing and dishes to deal with!!


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LadyQ
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Default  Posted: 7:46 AM, April 28th (Sunday)

I'm with Charlie Foxtrot on this one. I'm finding it hard to miss anything. He was deployed a lot and even when he was home, he was not very involved. I'd have to say he spends more time with the kids on his eow now than he ever did. And my momma raised me not to "need" a man. I even change my own oil!


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notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 8:02 AM, April 28th (Sunday)

I'd have to go with -when lifting something heavy. But that's it.

I did the housekeeping, yard work when he "couldn't get to it", plumbing, catch n' release of bugs (I'm spider friendly), raising of kids. All of it. Now I just have one less big messy child to watch after.


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fraeuken
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Default  Posted: 6:16 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

Finding it hard as well to miss anything. Hired a cleaning guy and crew, a yard guy and crew for the hard stuff and a handyman for all the little things that need to be fixed.

As my friend said: "you are paying, but now you are actually getting something in return."


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tryingagain74
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Default  Posted: 8:04 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

Maybe I miss having an adult male in the house for heavy lifting, but even then, we were pretty evenly matched. It's more that I sometimes need a second person to help (like when putting a window AC unit in). Fortunately, I have strong brothers who are willing to come out a couple times a year to help me if I feed them.

STBX couldn't do anything in terms of fixing or other house-related chores any better than I could. I can call the fix-it guys and drop the car at the shop as competently as he can!


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Default  Posted: 9:24 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

One word...never


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Default  Posted: 11:45 AM, April 29th (Monday)

I miss having a husband.

Just not the husband I had.


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phmh
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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, April 29th (Monday)

I miss having someone with whom I can share really great news, in detail.

Of course, I didn't have that for most of my marriage since he'd always put me down and minimize anything good compared to him, but that is one thing I look forward to in my next relationship.

Until then, I just journal.


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Married: 11 years, no kids

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Default  Posted: 9:48 PM, April 29th (Monday)

..not so much a husband as just another set of hands...when I need to zip up the back of my dress. Nothing worse than when the kids are gone, I am in a rush and I can't get the zipper past my bra-line (damn, should have stuck with yoga!)
I end up having to run (half naked) across the street to my widowed neighbor and hope she is home to finish dressing me.


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Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 12:49 AM, April 30th (Tuesday)

... every stupid day. I'll get over it, I suppose.


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OW: 30s, moron; one of many
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Posts: 634 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
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Default  Posted: 11:59 AM, April 30th (Tuesday)

I'm thinking.

If I'd had a good one, I'm sure I would have a different answer.


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Default  Posted: 12:08 PM, April 30th (Tuesday)

I am in the box-lifting, jar-opening camp. I am in an apartment instead of a rental house purposely so I don't have to worry about lawns.

I also miss a husband (although not necessarily *my* husband) when DS6 loses his shit. He is over 4 feet tall and 50 lbs.


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WS-Him 30s
D-Day 4/2012 (Insisted EA only)
D-Day 5/2012 (Did I say EA? Ummm..)
Numerous other TT/broken NC d-days until S 1/2013. D settled 11/2013
MOW-coworker, 40s.
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wontdefineme
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Default  Posted: 11:31 PM, April 30th (Tuesday)

If mine had acted like a husband maybe I would have missed having one. I am told though, there are plenty of good men out there, so maybe I will be lucky enough to find a good man so I know what I was missing.

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