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Funny  Posted: 8:02 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

DD tonight, after watching a wedding...

Wasn't that beautiful, mom? It hit me right in the feels.

You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams

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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

That's adorable

Me - BS, 39 (I'm not old...I'm vintage)
Two Wonderful children - DS10, DD7
Married, for now... (4+ D-Day - listed in profile.)

Posts: 5854 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: In the darkest depths of hell!
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Default  Posted: 8:32 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

Cute! My DD's classic: Crowded subway, filled with silent commuters. She sneezes loudly. Tells everyone, "Don't worry. I don't sneeze a lot, but I do fart a lot!". Car cracks up.

BS (me): 50
WS: 50
Married: 26 yrs
Kids: 2
OW: Co-worker, 7 yr LTA
DD 8/1/2012, Working on R

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Default  Posted: 10:10 PM, April 28th (Sunday)

DS9 complaining that all the girls in his class talk too much. So we ask him what they talk about..

"I don't pay attention.. probably undies".

Yes ds, all girls ever talk about is underwear

“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 5:54 AM, April 29th (Monday)

When DS was 3, I was trying to order our dinner in a crowded fast food restaurant before taking him to the restroom. He yelled out, "But my pecker is tickling me!"

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20035 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
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Default  Posted: 7:21 AM, April 29th (Monday)

You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams

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Default  Posted: 9:01 AM, April 29th (Monday)

That's adorable, NIK. And the pecker........

On the weekend, my 3-year-old GD listened to her Dad gripe about all the toys on the floor, put her hand on her hip and said, "Dad, why don't you just chill out?"

Age: 64..ummmmmmm,, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

Posts: 7180 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
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Default  Posted: 9:29 AM, April 29th (Monday)

Just last night i was preparing dinner with DS2 and i went into the other room to turn on some music. As soon as it starts i head DS call from the other room, "Rock out, Daddy!"

Also, a few months ago we were at a restaurant called "Bugaboo Creek" which has all sorts of animatronic animals and things on the walls. We were watching a giant talking moose head and asking DS about it. When WXGF asked what was on the moose's head, completely expecting the answer "horns", instead we get the reply, "It's.. umm. it's a PENIS!" We both just cracked up at that. He's very eloquent for a 2YO


D-Day: 8/27/12
Me: BBF (29)
WXGF: Confused26 (27) EA/PA with xBF, lasted almost a year. TT, blameshifting, gaslighting, & broken NC for 10 months.
DS: 3
Together 5 years

Ding dong, the bitch is gone! Settling into the life of a single dad.

Posts: 317 | Registered: Oct 2012 | From: New England
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Default  Posted: 3:15 PM, April 29th (Monday)

The other day while he was playing with his toys, I heard our 6 year old yell "YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!" and then there was a crash. I didn't bother investigating the crash because I was too busy texting g_r the awesome thing he had just yelled. I still dunno what he broke but it couldn't have been too important, nothing caught fire.

“Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.”

Posts: 7431 | Registered: May 2010 | From: USA
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Default  Posted: 3:29 PM, April 29th (Monday)

My 5 year old grand daughter took a hard tumble on the sidewalk yesterday. While walking to the house to get a bandaid (even though no blood was spilled) she told me, "grandma, it's hard work to be a kid."

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Default  Posted: 9:27 PM, April 29th (Monday)

Love all these precious quotes!

While visiting with my brother and sister-in-law one evening, we got into a discussion about music and our favorite songs. My 4 year old nephew was close by so I asked him what his favorite song was. He gave it some thought and answered very matter-of-factly "Auntie, my favorite song is Le Grange by ZZ Top." Surprised at his answer, I started to giggle because I was expecting some sort of Barney or Sesame Street reference. He looked at me very seriously, almost incensed that I was laughing and said "Auntie, I've liked it for a long time!"

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Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the number 9.

Posts: 605 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Canada
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Default  Posted: 9:40 PM, April 29th (Monday)

Find peace. Or sleep on it.

Infidelities are like icebergs - they may take many different shapes and sizes, but they all damage your ship.

Posts: 3902 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
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Default  Posted: 10:01 PM, April 29th (Monday)

The one I remember best is,

"Daddy, I'm allergic to everything green except green beans."

Me: fWS 32
Her: BS 35 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 4yo
M: 7 years
DDays: 2012/11/14, 2013/02/05, 2013/03/09
"Everything that happens now is happening 'now.'"
"What happened to 'then'?"
"We passed 'then.'"

Posts: 795 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
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Default  Posted: 10:06 PM, April 29th (Monday)


Me: DS, why are you naked??

DS: Because I took my clothes off. [insert "duh" look]

Just call me Heart. :)
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

Posts: 379 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
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Default  Posted: 11:09 PM, April 29th (Monday)

My DD when she was about six...

We're in a convenient store and a BIG biker guy is in front of us in line buying a bunch of sausage sticks. DD looks up at him and says... "Hey mister, my dog eats those things!"

Thought I was in for a beating after that one.

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Rest of the story really doesn't matter any more.
“Realize deeply that the present moment is all you have.” ― Eckhart Tolle

Posts: 868 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Midwest
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Default  Posted: 12:35 AM, April 30th (Tuesday)

My son doesn't speak in complete sentences yet. So for most of the night we've been playing and he's been saying repeatedly: "More sillies?"

Find peace. Or sleep on it.

Infidelities are like icebergs - they may take many different shapes and sizes, but they all damage your ship.

Posts: 3902 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
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Default  Posted: 12:49 AM, April 30th (Tuesday)

My kids pestered me to know what the blue jellyfish was for that lit up on the dash gauges of my car.

High beams. Now, everyone go find your blue jellyfish.

"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

Posts: 769 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
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Default  Posted: 9:54 AM, April 30th (Tuesday)

Wasn't that beautiful, mom? It hit me right in the feels.


DD1 then just over 3: "Mummy, I love your head off."

DD2 then just over 2: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with.... Elephant!".
She was making a joke - it still cracks me up.

Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

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