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Bebba1171
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Default  Posted: 9:26 AM, May 9th (Thursday)

MARKETS | 5/09/2013 @ 9:56AM
Tesla Shares Soar Following Strong Q1 Earnings

This morning, Tesla Motors (TSLA) reported better-than-expected first quarter earnings of $15 million, or 12 cents per share, as revenue climbed to $561.8 million. The company topped Wall Street estimates on both the top and bottom line in the first quarter, as well as surpassing its own guidance for vehicles delivered. In the report, Telsa increased its full-year vehicle delivery guidance to 21,000 cars for 2013. Shares of Tesla were soaring on Thursday morning, higher by more than 24%.


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:29 AM, May 9th (Thursday)

This is just a shameless plug ...


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Bebba1171
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Default  Posted: 9:55 AM, May 9th (Thursday)

Not really. Just a shameless play on words with Tesla on this forum who I adore!


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h0peless
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Default  Posted: 9:56 AM, May 9th (Thursday)

I'm really getting a charge out of this.

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SuperDuperWonderboy
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Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Someone needs to take charge of this situation.

(dammnit I didn't read Hope's previous post)

But I will look at the positive side instead of the negative.

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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 4:29 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

I'm keeping my ion this thread.


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SuperDuperWonderboy
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Default  Posted: 4:35 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Watt made you think you had to post this?


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 4:55 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

gahurts, Saturn makes the Ion, not Tesla. Just sayin'...


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tesla
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Default  Posted: 7:31 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

A Tesla is my dream car. (not why I have the screen name, though) Someday...when I win the lottery...


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:04 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Clarissa - wasn't the Saturn discontinued?

Here is your namesake Tesla:

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tesla
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Default  Posted: 8:13 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Yes, gahurts, I picked the name because I was always playing nikola tesla to a certain someone's playing of thomas edison. Of course, I haven't quite gone off my rocker...yet


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Tred
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Default  Posted: 8:21 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Consumer reports rates her highly as well:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/05/09/consumer-reports-tesla-model-s-electric/2146175/

99 out of 100...only question is dependability over time (hey, I'm just reading the report!).


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

99 out of 100...only question is dependability over time (hey, I'm just reading the report!).


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Default  Posted: 8:42 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

Some of you are quite punny!


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Bebba1171
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

I have seen the Tesla car in person and the one and only real Tesla in person and they are both sleek and sexy!

I think I have a better chance of owning a Tesla than dating the real Tesla - and I am a very poor man!

For some reason, she doesn't like men almost 20 years older, that are balding and fat - even though they recently ran faster than her in a 5K!

She needs a heavy dose of counseling by a very wise man - me!


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D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
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Bebba1171
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Default  Posted: 9:55 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

GA - I am in Atlanta next week. Our office is on the Northeast side. Will be making some sales calls Wednesday and Thursday.

Maybe we can get together for a while Tues night or Wednesday night.

Can't remember where you live. PM Me!


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D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
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h0peless
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Default  Posted: 10:05 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

I almost got run over by a Tesla while I was riding my motorcycle today. It was a really nice looking car though.

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KBeguile
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Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, May 9th (Thursday)

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.com/videos/nikola-tesla-vs-thomas-edison-epic-rap-battles-of-history-season-2,gJ1Mz7kGVf0/vote/

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