User Topic: Humor in the irony
Member # 38928
Default  Posted: 12:42 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

Needed a bunch of boxes to start packing POS's crap and I found someone on Craig's List looking to give theirs away after their move, so I snatched them up. They were a mixed bag of sizes, type, etc. that had already been broken down. After spending the day packing his crap and stacking them temporarily in our living room, I took a break and sat down for a few moments. As I sat there, looking at the growing mountain of boxes, a smile crossed my face as I really looked at a large box sitting closest to me. Then I couldn't help but chuckle. It was a box from a toilet! How utterly appropriate to be packing his shit after he flushed our M down the toilet in an actual toilet box! The irony of it was too good! Maybe it is a sign of fate...

BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet

Posts: 1196 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
Member # 34678
Default  Posted: 1:14 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

LOVE IT!!!!!

My friend's XH was supposed to give her the washer and dryer, but he didn't. She had to go purchase new ones. Fast forward 1 year,,, her XH went to work and the washing machine hose broke free of the wall and it FLOODED THE WHOLE HOUSE!

I'm sorry, but things like the toilet box and the water leak make me smile at the irony!!!

me BS 52
him - 46
married 15 years DIVORCED 10 31 12
children - ds15 ds12
d-day 12-19-11
I gave a 24hour ultimatum then went to attorney next day
Divorce filed

Posts: 2215 | Registered: Jan 2012
Member # 37215
Default  Posted: 3:07 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

LOVE IT!! Oh the irony!! Thank you for sharing!!

Me (BS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 15
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."

Posts: 2271 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 36445
Default  Posted: 4:47 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

love it.

"Loving someone should not mean losing you. Love empowers you. It shouldn't erase you. - Thelma Davis.

Posts: 1361 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 16953
Default  Posted: 5:12 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

There are signs everywhere !!!!!

You cant eat soup with chopsticks.

Posts: 5730 | Registered: Nov 2007
Member # 34697
Default  Posted: 7:23 AM, May 12th (Sunday)

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4687 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Member # 31468
Default  Posted: 12:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday)

Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling

Posts: 4609 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 33129
Default  Posted: 1:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday)

Heh heh! Put his shit in the shitter!!

divorced the Dooosh
even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.

Posts: 3612 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville
Member # 4028
Default  Posted: 1:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday)

Phoenix, make sure to pack that extra big toilet box with his books, if he is picking this stuff up himself. Might give him a hernia.

When people reveal themselves to you, believe them!
-Dr. Maya Angelou

Divorced: 7/31/07
husband:53 yr old sociopath according to his shrink.
Married nearly 31 years. Together 33

Posts: 613 | Registered: Apr 2004 | From: NC now PA
Member # 33698
Default  Posted: 2:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday)

Nice! Return his crap after his crappy behavior in a crap-disposal box. Hee hee!

BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3620 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 36434
Default  Posted: 2:39 AM, May 13th (Monday)

Bahahahahaha! Too funny!

Me: BW, 34 Him: WH, 35
3 Kids: 9, 3, and 1
Decree nisi will become absolute in January. We are DONE.

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