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need_hope
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Funny  Posted: 10:14 AM, May 15th (Wednesday)

I had to shut my office door because I was laughing so hard. Sitting here with tears rolling....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk&feature=share


Me - happily single
Him - no longer matters
Married 28 yrs
Filed for D 1/10
DIVORCED 12/12

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.


Posts: 1732 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast
SuperDuperWonderboy
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Default  Posted: 12:19 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Damn the authorities.


My Friends call me Wonderboy--That's Mr. SuperduperWonderboy to you Tred.


Posts: 1290 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Everett
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 12:39 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

I saw this yesterday. Hilarious.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


Posts: 25504 | Registered: Aug 2011
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 1:01 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

"A third one and I will bite the shit out them as per protocol."
LMAO!

Posts: 35383 | Registered: Mar 2011
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 1:19 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

I've been laughing about this for days now. So many good lines. Biting the shit out of them as per protocol. Will probably die soon. Sing the song of my people. Sisyphus.

So funny!


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9707 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 2:07 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

Posts: 44800 | Registered: Sep 2006
aesir
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Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 2:07 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Recognize every one...


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 3:15 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Oh so do I. Especially the "sing the song of my people" at 3 in the morning



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

Posts: 44800 | Registered: Sep 2006
TrustNoOne
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Default  Posted: 4:57 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Dear Diary, the authorities seem to have fallen asleep without having covered their face on this winter night. I think that I will go sit on it in order to protect them from the night's biting chill.

Posts: 1323 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: SoCal
TrustNoOne
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Default  Posted: 4:57 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Dear Diary, I have been using the upstairs bathroom to work on my music as it has great acoustics and is largely unused at 2:30 in the morning... the authorities have now begun locking the bathroom door every night... so hard to live amongst non-music lovers.

Posts: 1323 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: SoCal
TrustNoOne
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Default  Posted: 4:58 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Dear Diary: Despite my peeing in their suitcases, the authorities insist on leaving me here for days on end, with only one old authority coming in occasionally to feed me. I'm sure I will soon die from lack of attention and company. Pray for me!


Posts: 1323 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: SoCal
TrustNoOne
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Member # 16591
Default  Posted: 4:58 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Dear Diary, everytime the authorities use their computers, I seize the moment to try to comunicate with them. But each time i touch the keyboard, the authorities push me away.

Is this some way to silence the weak? How can we understand each other if they even refuse to speak?



Posts: 1323 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: SoCal
TrustNoOne
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Default  Posted: 4:59 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Dear Diary, The authorities have purchased a substance called cat-nip. It is intoxicating. However, they have seen fit to seal it in a tub that required thumbs to open. Will this torture never end?


Posts: 1323 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: SoCal
aesir
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Default  Posted: 5:08 PM, May 15th (Wednesday)

Okay, in all seriousness however, a cat would never talk about the authorities.

I think the cat name for humans would roughly translate into "openers".


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
need_hope
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Member # 23989
Default  Posted: 8:34 AM, May 16th (Thursday)

I think you're right aesir.


Me - happily single
Him - no longer matters
Married 28 yrs
Filed for D 1/10
DIVORCED 12/12

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.


Posts: 1732 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, May 16th (Thursday)

Cats think they are the authorities.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3421 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
sadcat
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Member # 8637
Default  Posted: 8:42 AM, May 18th (Saturday)

I thought this was about me...


I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.


Posts: 13248 | Registered: Oct 2005 | From: GA
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:30 AM, May 18th (Saturday)

Hi, sadcat!


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


Posts: 25504 | Registered: Aug 2011
HeartInADustpan
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Default  Posted: 11:06 AM, May 18th (Saturday)

These poor cats! They really need this girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

***DUR...copied the wrong link.

[This message edited by HeartInADustpan at 12:35 PM, May 18th (Saturday)]


Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

Posts: 379 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
Holly-Isis
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Default  Posted: 3:51 PM, May 18th (Saturday)

I love Zefrank's True Facts videos...thanks for sharing this, it's great too.


"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 7:18 PM, May 18th (Saturday)

HeartInADustpan.. I just showed that link to dd and we just about peed our pants. I love my cats.. but WOW.. that was just.. don't even have words..



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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HeartInADustpan
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Default  Posted: 9:13 PM, May 18th (Saturday)

I know, right?!?! I could watch it over and over again. Then it gets stuck in my head.


Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

Posts: 379 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
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