|Fun & Games|
Topic: More Autocorrect Funnies
Member # 27035
| Posted: 8:42 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl!
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."
Posts: 4922 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 32943
| Posted: 8:47 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
After reading these, I donít know if Iíd rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 24518
| Posted: 9:38 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.
Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Posts: 12124 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: TX
Member # 33226
| Posted: 9:39 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
God donut! I'm so glad I read these at home instead of at work.
You can call me NIK
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Posts: 24434 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 31528
| Posted: 9:54 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
Posts: 33855 | Registered: Mar 2011
Member # 23328
| Posted: 11:11 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)|
Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Posts: 5115 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 12:51 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Posts: 19795 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 18522
| Posted: 1:54 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7779 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 37091
| Posted: 2:45 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.
Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild
No longer together
Do not let others be your reference for who you see in the mirror.
Stop allowing people to hurt you, because you don't love you enough to walk away.
Posts: 2637 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 14003
| Posted: 7:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
I'm sorry if you don't like my Honesty, but to be fair I don't like your lies.
Sometimes it's better to push someone away...not because you stopped loving them but because you can't take the pain anymore.
Posts: 13647 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Member # 3031
| Posted: 10:55 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
"Game of Throbs
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 20904 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 34086
| Posted: 11:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday)|
That should have a warning on it to not read at work! Had to close the door to my office
Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Posts: 3741 | Registered: Dec 2011
Member # 31094
| Posted: 1:42 PM, June 3rd (Monday)|
"A song of boners"
Posts: 3300 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
Member # 33338
| Posted: 1:55 PM, June 3rd (Monday)|
Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.
"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."
"OMG! I meant menstruating"
"No less awkward"
"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.
Posts: 2659 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Member # 33642
| Posted: 2:02 PM, June 3rd (Monday)|
I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
Posts: 767 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 6864
| Posted: 8:08 PM, June 3rd (Monday)|
♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥
Posts: 36162 | Registered: Apr 2005
Member # 39377
| Posted: 10:09 PM, June 4th (Tuesday)|
BW 40's - WH 50's
M 20yrs, T 23yrs
Multiple EA, OA,& PA's
Thankful for my faith in God to be my strong tower.
Posts: 70 | Registered: May 2013
Member # 32616
| Posted: 11:15 AM, June 5th (Wednesday)|
who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?
Posts: 3256 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
Member # 38934
| Posted: 11:34 AM, June 5th (Wednesday)|
I love autocorrect fails-
"Yeah I have the penis"
"Effing penis not penis"
I hadn't even replied haha
I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha
Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.
Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.
Posts: 575 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
Member # 24849
| Posted: 4:27 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)|
FWW - 40
I'm big on personal responsibility. Own your shit. ALL OF IT.
Posts: 5767 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
Member # 6687
| Posted: 5:34 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)|
OK I have to admit I thought people must be typing those things on purpose, or at least letting them send as-is on purpose, until it happened to me!
Who put such words in my phone in the first place? It's terrible and the autocorrect doesn't change it until you push send. Terrible.
Posts: 3183 | Registered: Mar 2005
Member # 6687
| Posted: 5:35 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)|
I meant to say, I loved the "Dearth Vibrator" mask one.
Posts: 3183 | Registered: Mar 2005
Member # 26367
| Posted: 2:53 PM, June 6th (Thursday)|
Really, REALLY should not read these at work. It's almost Pavlovian the way I start crying at the first one and can't stop. People get so embarrassed to walk into my cubicle while I've got tears streaming down my face... go figure...
Me: BW (54)
Him: WH (61)
7/14/11 - Divorced
Posts: 1804 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: another world
Member # 33882
| Posted: 3:22 PM, June 6th (Thursday)|
OH MY GOD there are tears coming down my face - these are hysterical!
him (NPD Ex)
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."
Posts: 2568 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
Member # 19319
| Posted: 6:07 PM, June 6th (Thursday)|
My friends and I often ask the question - drunk or iPhone? based on the insane autocorrects that get put out there. Loved these.
Posts: 198 | Registered: Apr 2008
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