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Default  Posted: 8:42 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl!

"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Member # 32943
Default  Posted: 8:47 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

After reading these, I donít know if Iíd rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!

Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1797 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 24518
Default  Posted: 9:38 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.

Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect

Posts: 12164 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
Member # 33226
Default  Posted: 9:39 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

God donut! I'm so glad I read these at home instead of at work.

You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana

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Member # 31528
Default  Posted: 9:54 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

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Default  Posted: 11:11 PM, June 2nd (Sunday)

Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.

Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.

Posts: 5181 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
Sad in AZ
Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 12:51 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20273 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 18522
Default  Posted: 1:54 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.

I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.

Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

Posts: 7824 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 37091
Default  Posted: 2:45 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.

Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

"To be loyal to myself is to allow myself to grow and change, and challenge who I am and what I think."

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Member # 14003
Default  Posted: 7:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

Choices, Chances, Changes.....You must make a Choice to take a Chance or your life will never Change.

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Member # 3031
Default  Posted: 10:55 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

"Game of Throbs

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21264 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 34086
Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday)

That should have a warning on it to not read at work! Had to close the door to my office

Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

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Default  Posted: 1:42 PM, June 3rd (Monday)

"A song of boners"

Posts: 3419 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
Member # 33338
Default  Posted: 1:55 PM, June 3rd (Monday)

Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.

My favorite:

"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."


"OMG! I meant menstruating"

"No less awkward"

"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2776 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Member # 33642
Default  Posted: 2:02 PM, June 3rd (Monday)

I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?

"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

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Default  Posted: 8:08 PM, June 3rd (Monday)


♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥

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Default  Posted: 10:09 PM, June 4th (Tuesday)


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Default  Posted: 11:15 AM, June 5th (Wednesday)

who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?

Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?

Posts: 3441 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
Member # 38934
Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, June 5th (Wednesday)

I love autocorrect fails-

"Yeah I have the penis"
"Effing penis not penis"
"Never mind"

I hadn't even replied haha

I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha

Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.

BH-29 (me)

Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.

Posts: 575 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
Member # 24849
Default  Posted: 4:27 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)

butthurt potatoes...

FWW - 41
"Don't think first about the risks of speaking up. Think first about the risks of not speaking up." ~ Kerry Patterson

Posts: 5969 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
Member # 6687
Default  Posted: 5:34 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)

OK I have to admit I thought people must be typing those things on purpose, or at least letting them send as-is on purpose, until it happened to me!

Who put such words in my phone in the first place? It's terrible and the autocorrect doesn't change it until you push send. Terrible.

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Member # 6687
Default  Posted: 5:35 PM, June 5th (Wednesday)

I meant to say, I loved the "Dearth Vibrator" mask one.

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Member # 26367
Default  Posted: 2:53 PM, June 6th (Thursday)

Really, REALLY should not read these at work. It's almost Pavlovian the way I start crying at the first one and can't stop. People get so embarrassed to walk into my cubicle while I've got tears streaming down my face... go figure...

Me: BW (55)
Him: WH (62)
7/14/11 - Divorced

Posts: 1872 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: another world
Member # 33882
Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, June 6th (Thursday)

OH MY GOD there are tears coming down my face - these are hysterical!

me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."

Posts: 2601 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
Member # 19319
Default  Posted: 6:07 PM, June 6th (Thursday)

My friends and I often ask the question - drunk or iPhone? based on the insane autocorrects that get put out there. Loved these.

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