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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 10:42 AM, June 27th (Thursday)

Just saw a visitor come into the office with one of my colleagues. She is the spitting image of one of our fellow SI'ers.

I had to resist a strong urge to turn and state: "Hey Bitchboots, How are you?"
But I figure that probably would not help my career much.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Threnody
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Default  Posted: 10:44 AM, June 27th (Thursday)


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 10:54 AM, June 27th (Thursday)

Yeah even when it is her, calling "Hey Bitchboots, how are you?" gets lots of looks


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52570 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 11:02 AM, June 27th (Thursday)


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 11:26 AM, June 27th (Thursday)

Total t/j (when don't I?? )

My mom was walking down the street one day when a car pulled up. She thought the driver was my father's friend (who is also my friend's father ) He has an 'unusual' nickname.

She jumped into the car and said, "Hi Pecker!" It wasn't our friend She was so embarrassed, she ran away.


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20273 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
gahurts
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Member # 33699
Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, June 27th (Thursday)

SO this guy was minding his own business and your mom jumps into his car and calls him a Pecker?


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:37 AM, June 27th (Thursday)

So glad that I wasn't drinking anything.


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52570 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
Sad in AZ
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Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

That's my mom; and the nut doesn't fall far from the tree...


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20273 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:26 PM, June 27th (Thursday)


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21264 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 12:31 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

I'm. Dying.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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Threnody
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Member # 1558
Default  Posted: 3:07 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

One day in Home Depot, I came up behind Mr. T. He was wearing tan shorts, sneakers, a grey tee shirt, and a faded red canvas ball cap. I slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"

Just as he was turning around, I heard the REAL Mr. T behind me say, "Honey. Apologize to the nice man."

That was in 2001. He hasn't let me live it down.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"
OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!

😂


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7092 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 3:19 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

I slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"

OMG!


Choices, Chances, Changes.....You must make a Choice to take a Chance or your life will never Change.

Posts: 13803 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 3:20 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

One day in Home Depot, I came up behind Mr. T

It took me a minute - I thought you meant Mr. T, the actor


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 3:34 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

Nah, I've seen pictures of Thren's Mr. T. and he doesn't look anything like that

Thren - Hope that story makes it into your autobiography


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21264 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Kajem
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Default  Posted: 3:58 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

I needed the laughs... Thank you all.



I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 5256 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
kernel
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Member # 27035
Default  Posted: 5:16 PM, June 27th (Thursday)


at Thren and Sad's Mom.

Geez, I thought it was bad when I kept trying to unlock someone else's car at the grocery store and they caught me. Well, I don't mean caught me as in I was trying to steal the car. It was the same color and very similar to my car and I couldn't figure out why the key wouldn't work.


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

Posts: 5243 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
gahurts
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Member # 33699
Default  Posted: 6:24 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

I did that once. I hopped into someone else's Suburban and couldn't understand why it wouldn't start. The funny thing is that the owner was standing there talking to someone else and when I got out he offered me the keys.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 6:31 PM, June 27th (Thursday)

I came out of the grocery store one evening, in pouring down rain, with about 6 bags of groceries. I decided I could hold all 6 bags in my right hand (plastic bags), open the door with my left hand, jump in and close the door all in one smooth move.

Except that I was at the wrong truck, and the owner was sitting in the driver's seat talking on his cell phone. I was about to jump in his lap. He looked at me and said, "Are you coming with me?" I said, "No, not tonight. Thanks, though!" and ran away with my tail between my legs.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2776 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
woundedby2
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Member # 18522
Default  Posted: 12:55 AM, June 28th (Friday)

Thanks for the laughs, y'all!


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


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