User Topic: my mom...ftw
Member # 12802
Default  Posted: 1:05 PM, June 30th (Sunday)

*back story: my moms dday was a few months before mine. she did not R, did not pass go, but she did collect her proverbial $200 .

during our conversation this morning she told me that dad had called her about some financial/property business. she was, as usual, very focused, business like and to the point. when she didn't respond to his attempted "chit chat", he out of the blue said "I wasn't happy, you know that"... to which she replied:

"having an affair because you're not happy is like eating exlax because you're hungry"

she rarely talks about the A, dad or the divorce, but when she does she goes for the win.

From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14861 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 1:08 PM, June 30th (Sunday)

And guess who is making the quote thread?

Your Mom!

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
Member # 16024
Default  Posted: 1:09 PM, June 30th (Sunday)


It's easy to see where you get your awesomeness!

Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."

Posts: 38064 | Registered: Sep 2007
Member # 38141
Default  Posted: 3:30 PM, June 30th (Sunday)

Oh, that's a good one!

ME - Betrayed Spouse
Him - Wayward spouse
Not sure, but trying I guess.

Posts: 477 | Registered: Jan 2013
Member # 21538
Default  Posted: 3:53 PM, June 30th (Sunday)

It's easy to see where you get your awesomeness!


I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)

Posts: 3157 | Registered: Nov 2008 | From: Michigan
Member # 24518
Default  Posted: 3:55 PM, June 30th (Sunday)

Your mom is awesome. I want to be like her when I grow up.

Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect

Posts: 12166 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
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