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Member # 27148
Default  Posted: 11:14 PM, July 6th (Saturday)

So, a man I met through OLD came to vist me, since we are long distance.

This was our 4th meeting. He is extremely respectful of the fact I have DD16 and DD18, and he stayed in a hotel, and we would go on day trips while he was in my town.

DD18 lives with her father in the next town over and was unaware of my new friend. She unexpectedly showed up while my date and I were sitting on the patio of my home chatting.

He rose, offered his hand and greeted her. She got what she needed from the house and left.

Well, apparently she texted her sister the following:

DD18: I need you to answer because it's an EMERGENCY!!!!

DD16: What???

DD18: OMG, mom has a dude at the house!

I cannot stop laughing about this since I am in my 50's and my new friend is in his young 60's. He thinks it is great he is a "dude"!

[This message edited by Chrysalis123 at 3:01 PM, July 7th (Sunday)]

Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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Sad in AZ
Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 11:15 PM, July 6th (Saturday)

You're dating the Big Lebowsky??

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20317 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 27148
Default  Posted: 11:18 PM, July 6th (Saturday)

I guess I am!!

Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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Default  Posted: 11:20 PM, July 6th (Saturday)


OMG, kids are awesome I can't imagine how mine will react when by the age of 100 I finally bring a date home.

BH, now divorced

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Default  Posted: 12:36 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

DD18: I need you to answer because it's an EMERGENCY!!!!

Gotta love when kids discover their parent has a life too !

Since it's been 5 yrs and my kids are 30+ yrs old..they would probably say, it's about damn time Mom.

It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20384 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Closer to where I want to be..
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Default  Posted: 1:24 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

The dude abides.

So Mom... gasp... has a life! EMERGENCY!

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15417 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
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Default  Posted: 2:32 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

Too bad she didn't catch something more compromising - lol ;-). (Joking btw)

Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling

Posts: 4620 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
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Default  Posted: 8:56 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

Posts: 3435 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
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Default  Posted: 10:14 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

EMERGENCY! That is hilarious.

You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana

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Default  Posted: 10:39 AM, July 7th (Sunday)

that is cute!

I just hope they don't impose to you a curfew too early.

Pain and suffering is part of life, but I choose to feel love and compassion for all people excluding no one.

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Default  Posted: 1:33 PM, July 7th (Sunday)

When they start calling you every 5 minutes after 1am... you're in TROUBLE...

don't ask me how I know

I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

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Default  Posted: 2:01 PM, July 7th (Sunday)

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