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gypsybird87
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Member # 39193
Default  Posted: 6:47 PM, July 8th (Monday)

... I really, really do. I wish XWH and OW perfect enjoyment of each other and their new life together:

To XWH,

Enjoy supporting your older, barely-employed ex-convict (did jail time for embezzlement) woman.

Enjoy supporting her two grown kids, 19 and 21, who don't work and also live with you. If you're super-lucky, maybe the 21yo's girlfriend and 2yo kid will move in too.

Enjoy that weirdness you feel every time you see your mom, sister, or daughter. What you don't know is that they still see me, frequently. They love ME, and they don't like your new Frankenskank. They love YOU, but they think you're an idiot.

Enjoy having absolutely, positively NO friends.

And most of all, enjoy knowing that your worst fears have come true: you have turned out just like your selfish, bullying, cheating, narcissistic ass of a father.

To the OW,

Enjoy listening to your new man barf after he (frequently) overeats.

Enjoy shaving his back hair.

Enjoy dealing with his difficult father (see above), and knowing that your new honey is on the same ugly path.

Enjoy watching him be manipulated by his prior XW in every way, including paying child support to her for a kid that hasn't lived with her in over a year.

On the same note, enjoy living with the most cowardly man you'll likely ever meet.

Enjoy being lied to. I guarantee it has already happened many, many times.

Enjoying having wet, smelly laundry and your home stinking like pee because your new man's 17yo son still wets the bed several times a week. (yes, SEVENTEEN!) Oh, and don't bother trying to set up a doctors appt or do anything about it, your new man will not let you, because he feels its a reflection on HIM.

And most of all, enjoy being cheated on. He cheated with you, eventually he will cheat on you. Especially since I recently found out that that he has cheated in EVERY relationship he's had, including the mother of his FIVE kids.

I hope you enjoy each other to the fullest!!

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What wonderful wishes do you have for your EX and the OW??

Gypsybird
*feeling wicked today, lol*

[This message edited by gypsybird87 at 6:55 PM, July 8th (Monday)]


Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~ Anais Nin


Posts: 821 | Registered: May 2013 | From: Oregon
ArkLaMiss
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Member # 14918
Default  Posted: 7:05 PM, July 8th (Monday)

Lawd, but that was AWESOME !! Please send it, you must. That way she truly does know what a prize turd she married!


Just HOW stupid do you think I am, exactly?

Posts: 1190 | Registered: Jun 2007
ArkLaMiss
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Member # 14918
Default  Posted: 7:09 PM, July 8th (Monday)

Btw, loved the "Frankenskank" reference, too. What a picture that helps me to conjure up due to your aptly descriptive verbage. You're my hero today, Gypsy! Continue to rock on!


Just HOW stupid do you think I am, exactly?

Posts: 1190 | Registered: Jun 2007
soveryweary
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Member # 32265
Default  Posted: 7:21 PM, July 8th (Monday)

Lol!!!! Love it.


Divorced 1/3/14

Posts: 626 | Registered: May 2011
tesla
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Member # 34697
Default  Posted: 8:03 PM, July 8th (Monday)

I wish them all the happiness the deserve!


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4628 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
SBB
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Member # 35229
Default  Posted: 9:09 PM, July 8th (Monday)

I wish them all the happiness they deserve!

^^THIS in a nutshell.

The best revenge is a life well lived. Put your back into it dude! At least try to pretend FFS.

In all honesty I do wish him happiness. Maybe then he would leave me the fuck alone. That is all I wish from him.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5558 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
MyReturn2Me
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Member # 34352
Default  Posted: 9:19 PM, July 8th (Monday)

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Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........

Posts: 259 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Puget Sound
tryingagain74
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Member # 33698
Evil  Posted: 9:30 PM, July 8th (Monday)

Oh, Gypsybird. What an appropriate post. My XWH married the OW yesterday. Sadly, I was not invited. So, I'll just have to post their wedding gift right here:

To XWH and OW, I present you with many gifts to enjoy in your M:

Enjoy looking over your shoulder every time you go out. My shadow will always be lingering there.

Enjoy worrying about who you will run into. My family and friends are ready and willing to make you feel like the interlopers that you are.

Enjoy the house that you share. It still reflects me in obvious ways that XWH will be loathe to change due to the expense.

Enjoy the awkward moment when people ask you how you met. How will you spin your Ashley Madison hookup?

Enjoy the ripple effect when the five children find out what you did. I will never lie to my children or spin what you did to preserve your image.

Enjoy those first few cracks in the facade when you start to wonder just who it was you married and how much do you actually know about that person?

Enjoy the lust-dampening realities of dirty laundry, nitpicking over expenses, children fighting, pee stains on the toilet, your spouse's nasty habits, and various and sundry viruses that will sweep through the family in what seems like an unending cycle of coughing and snotty tissues.

Enjoy the immense regret you will likely feel. It might actually be the beginning of your redemption, if that's at all possible.



BS (Me) 39
Happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

Posts: 3604 | Registered: Oct 2011
ButterflyGirl
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Member # 38377
Default  Posted: 12:15 AM, July 9th (Tuesday)

Enjoy having absolutely, positively NO friends.

And most of all, enjoy knowing that your worst fears have come true: you have turned out just like your selfish, bullying, cheating, narcissistic ass of a father.

I hope my POS enjoys those too..

MOW? Whatever.. You already know who he is, but you're "special." He would never do it to you (again)


xBW~ 35
Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

Posts: 2239 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida, USA
sri624
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Member # 33956
Default  Posted: 12:31 AM, July 9th (Tuesday)

I love it!!!!!


BS (41):(Former Doormat)
WS (39):(Busted Cheater)
Married: 10 years, 3 kids under 5
DD1: 10/11 PA/EA with pilates instructor/former stripper.
DD2: 10/12 False r, cheating with other women, online dating,Substance abuse issues.
Attempting R in bi

Posts: 938 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: Alabama
gypsybird87
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Member # 39193
Default  Posted: 11:35 AM, July 9th (Tuesday)

I'm glad this brought some smiles. I had fun writing it! Honestly the list could have been much longer.

Trying again, that was a BEAUTIFULLY wrapped wedding gift for your XWH and his OW! I'm sure they will get much pleasure out of "unwrapping" those realizations about each other in these early months of their so-called marriage. I feel for you though.... XWH marrying OW is a huge fear of mine. Kudos to you for handling it with such grace and strength!

In the meantime, whether my XWH and OW marry or not,I agree with Tesla: I wish them as much happiness as they deserve. It's not my fault that they deserve ZERO.


Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~ Anais Nin


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