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User Topic: Great marksmanship never fails...
Exit Wounds
Member # 32811
Cool  Posted: 8:13 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."
This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.
Here is her story:
While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open.
She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was worth more than the purchase price of this gun.

Posts: 2486 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: With my dad...and my dog...
Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:26 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1:
Episode 2:

Posts: 7102 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Member # 14003
Default  Posted: 8:29 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

Posts: 13810 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Sad in AZ
Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20292 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 3031
Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

So, shooting for 'center of mess,' not 'center of mass'??

(sort of)

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21306 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 32810
Default  Posted: 8:54 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13801 | Registered: Jul 2011
Member # 21101
Default  Posted: 9:09 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)


Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

Posts: 8718 | Registered: Oct 2008 | From: St. Louis
Member # 36134
Default  Posted: 9:14 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)

I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 5284 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
Member # 15906
Default  Posted: 11:24 AM, July 10th (Wednesday)


Updated 2014:
BS-me 41
XH-doesn't matter
4 kids

SO-5 years together-he decided to end it by cheating too

Posts: 1379 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: PNW country
Member # 29959
Default  Posted: 12:28 PM, July 10th (Wednesday)

the fact that this was posted by "exit wounds" adds to the hilarity.

The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.
I'm sure WAL would agree.

Posts: 2407 | Registered: Oct 2010 | From: still BFE, but now BFE, CA
Member # 17460
Default  Posted: 12:38 PM, July 10th (Wednesday)

^ ^ ^ Indeed. ^ ^ ^


Fidelity isn't a's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!

Posts: 21072 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
Exit Wounds
Member # 32811
Default  Posted: 3:10 PM, July 10th (Wednesday)

Posts: 2486 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: With my dad...and my dog...
Member # 3031
Default  Posted: 3:22 PM, July 10th (Wednesday)

Since this was a divorce issue, could she use the 'Can't Stand your Grounds' defense??

Just curious ...

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21306 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 20150
Default  Posted: 5:23 PM, July 10th (Wednesday)

Whoa that's harsh!

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17558 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
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