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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 4:22 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

I have EVER read!!!!!

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

[This message edited by painpaingoaway at 4:23 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]


me BS female 55/him WS 58
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 6763 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 5:12 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)


Awesome!!! Thanks for the belly laugh and tear-streaked face, PPGA.....at least my pants stayed dry.

I love the mistake-maker's reactions when they see what they've just sent.....


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCyL6pa_L4M


Posts: 7253 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
kernel
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Default  Posted: 5:39 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

I'm sorry I ate the last waffle!

That was hysterical!!!!


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."

Posts: 4661 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 5:59 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

My fav was the 'vaginal extract' one.


me BS female 55/him WS 58
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 6763 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Unagie
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Default  Posted: 6:12 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

Oh gosh I can't stop laughing. The pumas one made me start and it went downhill from there.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

Do not let others be your reference for who you see in the mirror.

Stop allowing people to hurt you, because you don't love you enough to walk away.


Posts: 2382 | Registered: Oct 2012
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7635 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 6:21 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

"then I killed her in the woods..."

Worst first day ever!


I promise to surround myself with amazing souls and love them fiercely.

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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 6:26 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

"Fuckweasel" gets me every time.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

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stilllovinghim
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Default  Posted: 6:34 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)


“You have a choice. Live or die.Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:45 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

Thren beat me to it. Fuckweasel is my favorite color now.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2484 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
little turtle
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Default  Posted: 10:15 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

Hilarious.

Probably shouldn't have read them while SO is watching Django Unchained. Bunch of people getting shot and I've got the giggles!!


Failure is success if we learn from it.

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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)

My poor BH. He just woke up and said, "Baby, are you crying?" I have to turn off my iPad now.

[This message edited by knightsbff at 11:30 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]


FWW 40's, BH (knight) 40's
D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and a dog

Posts: 1074 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
ExposedNiblet
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)


Divorced
Me ($39.95 plus S & H)
DS1(17), DS2(15)

Enjoying this chapter in my life.
Learning that being alone does not mean being lonely.
Discovering that where I've been is not as important as where I'm going.


Posts: 355 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Right Here, Canada
Mommato4
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Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)

Omg. I so needed that laugh today!


Updated 2013:
BS-me 40
XH-doesn't matter
4 kids D16, D15, S12, S7
Together 15+yrs, Married 12+yrs
D-days-multiple
Separated 11/9/07
Divorcing-I filed 4/29/08
Divorced-7/25/08

Posts: 1347 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: PNW country
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 2:29 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)

OMG...the Black Pumas made me laugh so hard.

Posts: 13356 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Unagie
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Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)

Yes SO thought I was crying I was laughing so hard about black pumas.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

Do not let others be your reference for who you see in the mirror.

Stop allowing people to hurt you, because you don't love you enough to walk away.


Posts: 2382 | Registered: Oct 2012
MissesJai
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Default  Posted: 4:53 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)

the Volvo/Vulva one has me in tears! this is great!


FWW - 40
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent...

Posts: 5528 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
noescape
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Default  Posted: 10:33 PM, July 24th (Wednesday)

Omg, I'm in tears


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ISPIFFD
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Default  Posted: 8:33 AM, July 25th (Thursday)

Every time... I'm sitting in my cubicle reading these and sobbing.

The funniest ones to me are where the poor user makes the same mistake over and over and over. Don't people know how to edit their autocorrects before hitting send? (Actually, I'm really glad they don't or these wouldn't be nearly as funny).


Me: BW (54)
Him: WH (61)
7/14/11 - Divorced

Posts: 1728 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: another world
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 8:43 AM, July 25th (Thursday)

I held it together for the first one.

All the rest had me literally choking with laughter.

"I killed her in the woods by her house" almost made me pee my pants.


Posts: 3093 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, July 25th (Thursday)

"I killed her in the woods by her house" almost made me pee my pants.

Every time I reread them I laugh. I was laughing so hard, I sounded like a man!


me BS female 55/him WS 58
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 6763 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:13 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

MOTTSAPPLESAUCE


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10425 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
still2suspicious
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Default  Posted: 2:05 PM, July 26th (Friday)

I will NEVER look at fuchsia the same way again!!


Me: BS
Him: WH
DDay: LTEA

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girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 7:07 PM, July 26th (Friday)


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

Posts: 1203 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: arizona
soconfusednow
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Default  Posted: 12:30 AM, July 29th (Monday)

Great way to end my day, no crying myself to sleep tonight!


D-Day January 2013
prior EA in the 90's
me 50
WH 52
NC-several
last broken NC 7/2013 (hopefully)
Married 29 years
2 kids
Want to believe it's over, but is it really? Will I ever trust again?

Posts: 272 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: USA
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 7:34 PM, July 29th (Monday)

Great way to end my day, no crying myself to sleep tonight!
Glad to help. Laughter truly is the best medicine, (except for when you wet your pants).


me BS female 55/him WS 58
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 6763 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
silverhopes
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Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, July 29th (Monday)


Find peace. Or sleep on it.

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wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 1:08 AM, July 30th (Tuesday)

Fuckweasel.

Best. Color. Ever.


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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