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User Topic: I have done nothing productive today
Member # 12802
Default  Posted: 8:41 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

....or so I thought.

But damnit, I've researched flaming goats, body hair of all types, and labias.

I videoed ds15 chasing a beaver in the back yard with a broom. *AFLAC is now requiring proof for any potential claims from us now.

I've surfed the web enough to get pretty caught up on what the cool kids are saying and doing.

I've come to the conclusion that if I let my hair grow out for about 6 months, I'll have that neat ombre look, but by then it'll be out of fashion.


Discovered that if I shake my phone when it's ringing, it diverts calls. Who knew?? Good if I want to ignore someone, bad if I'm just dancing to my own ringtone before I see who's calling.

Wasted day? I think not.

Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone ...

Posts: 14749 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Member # 21886
Default  Posted: 8:50 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

Who knew that doing nothing productive could be so productive??

BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49

All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

Posts: 5832 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Member # 12041
Default  Posted: 8:59 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

You made me laugh out loud all day.. which I needed by the way. Consider it public service.

“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

Posts: 42812 | Registered: Sep 2006
Member # 26531
Default  Posted: 9:02 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

Switch places with me?

Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 23974 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
Member # 12802
Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

Oh dear sweet meta... you're so easily amused . And so good at helping me justify my lack of motivation. 10,000 points to you.

jrc. Deal. Bring a broom. Beavers, as it turns out, are very irritable and mean and can hide in gardens where you can't see them. Just a heads up.

Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone ...

Posts: 14749 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Member # 33226
Default  Posted: 9:24 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

You can call me NIK

There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox

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Member # 20150
Default  Posted: 9:47 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
Celebrating 60 years on Earth

Posts: 16634 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Sad in AZ
Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 11:12 PM, July 25th (Thursday)

Flaming goats; body hair; labias; beavers...

I don't even want to get into the mental image I have going on now...

I promise to surround myself with amazing souls and love them fiercely.

Posts: 19179 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Member # 3031
Default  Posted: 9:17 AM, July 26th (Friday)

'Course if you don't want to do that, I know a thread where they are talking about bleaching .... other .... things

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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