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Jpapageorge
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Revenge  Posted: 3:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)

It is high time I stood up for myself and those of my ilk. I use AOL and I am not ashamed! I did not download AOL from a free disk in a magazine nor have I run out of free disks, I downloaded it using IE version 1.0. I am not a knuckle dragging troglodyte who trolls ESPN.com making snarky comments while sitting at home in a darkened room wearing a dirty white t-shirt and eating stale pizza.

For the record, right now, I am wearing a clean white t-shirt with holes only in the pits, I washed the paper plate before I loaded it with day old French fries, I have Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life playing on my 8-trac player and I am about to make a phone call on my cellular phone as soon as I can figure out where I left the antenna.

You people with your fancy computers, your IPod thingys and your Raspberry devices can just keep drinking your fancy coffees from McDonald’s and quit picking on me.

Oh yeah, STAY OFF MY LAWN.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
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osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 3:11 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Bet you're sitting there playing Pong (on the original Pong console) while doing all that, aren't you?

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, July 26th (Friday)

I have one question. Regarding the holes in the "pits" don't most shirts have holes in the pits? Otherwise how does one get the arms into the shirt? Am I to assume that since you mention these holes, they are EXTRA holes perhaps due to excessive wearing on the seams of said shirt from bodily excretions??

No hug for you Jpapa, but I will pat you on your head.


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S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 3:21 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Osxgirl, I don't want to use the energy to walk into the other room to turn on the TV and wait for it to warm up. I will be playing Pong later.

CG9000, contrary to the image portrayed, I do shower once a month wether I need it or not so my sweat isn't always toxic nor acidic. Be careful though, even a pat on the head is human contact- something I have avoided since I discovered this internet stuff.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 3:31 PM, July 26th (Friday)


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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 3:31 PM, July 26th (Friday)

How's your 8 Track player holding up?


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 3:36 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Does anyone else feel like playing Qbert?




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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 3:36 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Dude... IE? Everyone knows that Netscape Navigator is better. Gotta have the Gold Edition, too!

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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 3:44 PM, July 26th (Friday)

I don't think he can hear us...his Marshall Tucker album is up too loud


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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Jennifer99
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Default  Posted: 3:50 PM, July 26th (Friday)

I just gave an original, b/w gameboy with tetris in it to the kid. I expect the novelty to last all of 10 mins.

If I ship it to you will you get your panties out of a bunch aol person?


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Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)

TIKY, I hope you are laughing with me rather than at me because I have no idea where you live and therefore cannot exact my revenge.

DS, my KISS Alive II is "bleeding" over way too much these days but my Very Best of the Fifth Dimension sounds just like it did when I first bought it at Tower records. Good idea on the Marshall Tucker Band though.

Qbert? Netscape Navigator? Tetris? Really? I am not falling for all these newfangled traps.

If anybody doesn't believe the truth in my statements they can always send me an electronic mail at notmyrealemailaddressbecausethevoicesinmyheadsaidtobecarefulontheinternet@aol.com

[This message edited by Jpapageorge at 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)]


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

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Default  Posted: 4:10 PM, July 26th (Friday)

OMG...Tower Records...you and I are definitely dating ourselves


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 4:11 PM, July 26th (Friday)

If I could still use VCR tapes and casset tapes in my car, I would!


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d-day 10-02-01

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aesir
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Default  Posted: 4:21 PM, July 26th (Friday)

...you and I are definitely dating ourselves
Well with a monthly shower schedule, would anyone else want to?

ETA: Change to clarify intent of joke.

[This message edited by aesir at 4:22 PM, July 26th (Friday)]


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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 4:29 PM, July 26th (Friday)

I have more cars with cassette players (4) than I do with CD players (3), and only one has an Aux jack. The other is AM only


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woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 7:03 PM, July 26th (Friday)


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 7:11 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Until recently, my brother had a '79 Corvette Stingray with a fully functional 8-track player in it. I have to admit, the 8-track player actually sounded really good!

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 7:32 PM, July 26th (Friday)

wifehad5--you just have more cars...


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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 9:53 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Losfer, that reminds me that I forgot the most important one. My latest acquisition has the factory CB radio option that works through the regular speakers and antenna


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girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 10:13 PM, July 26th (Friday)

Gosh WH5. I am jealous. I don't have any radio.


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 10:26 PM, July 26th (Friday)

That is just plain awesome, WH5!


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Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 3:24 AM, July 27th (Saturday)

DS, need I remind you that Tower started on Broadway in Sacto and it wasn't until years later that You Bay Area youngins got a store or 12 in your neck of the woods. Tower Books used to be THE place to buy Fryed Brother's comic books though. Rasputin, on the other hand, started down there and is still going.

Aesir, I make a mighty fine date when I do date myself and I shower before date night...

WH5, if you are ever in the NorCal region, I usually scan and hang out on channel 9 since I refuse to buy one of those new CBs with the 40 channels.

I think I'll finish the night by watching Wizards or The Song Remains the Same on my Betamax.

Keep on truckin'.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 8:42 AM, July 27th (Saturday)

Jpapageorge...

Imagine the shock I went through when our Tower Records was replaced with a Payless Shoes my Jr. year of high school


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 1:52 PM, July 27th (Saturday)

jpapageorge, I finally bowed to family pressure and bought a Blackberry last month. I still feel guilty


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, July 27th (Saturday)

Imagine the shock I went through when our Tower Records was replaced with a Payless Shoes my Jr. year of high school

If THAT shocked you, I won't tell you about the other incarnations that particular location has gone through since Payless. (Think videos and 420 equipment...)

Well, I guess I just told you anyway.... I've got margaritas and hugs on standby.


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. - T.S. Eliot

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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 9:03 PM, July 27th (Saturday)

Jrazz...

I know!! I changed to many things over the years. When it was Tower Records...my girlfriends and I would hang out in there giggling over all the cute boys and the hot rods they pulled up in


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 10:58 PM, July 27th (Saturday)

DS, the original location is now a Dimple Records and the second location in Sacto (which stood empty for six years) is now a Fresh and Easy market. We are the doomed.

Lynnm, please, for the sake of humanity and your very soul, put the devil's instrument down and walk away from it. Landlines never loose a signal.

Jrazz, I can still rent videotapes somewhere? Please don't hold out on me.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

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