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aesir
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Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 4:30 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

There is a card game on kickstarter for this, but probably even better without the cards.
Rules are simple.
Based on the quote below, change the name, and the reason to make the best quote you can.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

Example:

Hello. My name is aesir.
You didn't play my game.
Prepare to die.

[This message edited by aesir at 4:30 AM, August 1st (Thursday)]


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
silverhopes
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Member # 32753
Default  Posted: 4:38 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello. My name is Grumpy Cat.
You called me adorable.
Prepare to die.


Wait, could it be any name? Or do we do our own names?

[This message edited by silverhopes at 4:42 AM, August 1st (Thursday)]


Find peace. Or sleep on it.
Sometimes my monkeys, sometimes my circus. Be mindful, compassionate, and responsible… Something valuable I learned on SI. :)

Posts: 3900 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
SurprisinglyOkay
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Member # 36684
Default  Posted: 7:24 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

^^^^


FWS me 36 (recovering addict)
BS him 39 AFrayedKnot
Together 7 years
2 children


"Your secrets keep you sick"


Posts: 1130 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: 221B
unfound
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Member # 12802
Default  Posted: 8:40 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello, my name is unfound.
We're out of coffee.
Prepare to DIE.


ka-mai
*******************
From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14832 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
lynnm1947
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Member # 15300
Default  Posted: 9:47 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

My name is lynnm1947.
I dropped bleach on my black jeans.
Prepare to dye.

Edited because I really wasn't born in 1847!

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 9:48 AM, August 1st (Thursday)]


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7166 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
nowiknow23
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Member # 33226
Default  Posted: 9:58 AM, August 1st (Thursday)


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


Posts: 24794 | Registered: Aug 2011
aesir
Member
Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello. My name is Cookie Monster.
You expect me to eat vegetables instead?
Prepare to die.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
musiclovingmom
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Member # 38207
Default  Posted: 8:45 PM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello. My name is musiclovingmom.
You woke my 2 yr old right after I got him to sleep.
Prepare to die.

Posts: 1047 | Registered: Jan 2013
BrokenRoad
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Member # 15334
Default  Posted: 8:57 PM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello. My name is brokenroad.
You killed the sunshine.
Prepare to die.


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10629 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
stilllovinghim
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Member # 29971
Default  Posted: 9:09 PM, August 1st (Thursday)

Hello. My name is Stilllovinghim.
You ate a cyanide capsule.
Prepare to die.

[This message edited by stilllovinghim at 9:09 PM, August 1st (Thursday)]


“You have a choice. Live or die.Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

Posts: 1942 | Registered: Oct 2010
TrustedHer
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Member # 23328
Default  Posted: 2:32 PM, August 2nd (Friday)

http://survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=503635

Hello, my name is caregiver.
You are a spider.
Prepare to die.


Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.

Posts: 5134 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
silverhopes
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Member # 32753
Default  Posted: 2:45 PM, August 2nd (Friday)

Hello. My name is Renee Montoya.
You Question the Batman.
Prepare to die.

(kinda obscure, but I kept hearing 'Renee Montoya' instead of 'Inigo Montoya', so... )

[This message edited by silverhopes at 2:47 PM, August 2nd (Friday)]


Find peace. Or sleep on it.
Sometimes my monkeys, sometimes my circus. Be mindful, compassionate, and responsible… Something valuable I learned on SI. :)

Posts: 3900 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
caregiver9000
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Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 2:54 PM, August 2nd (Friday)

OOOOhhhh!! bonus points for referencing a movie and another SI thread, TH!

I feel less like a spider warrior and more like

My name is caregiver.
A spider crawled on me! I am
prepared to die.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5755 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
aesir
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Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 8:32 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Hello. My name is Monkey with cymbals.
No reason really, just
prepare to die.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
aesir
Member
Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 8:32 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Hello. My name is Monkey with cymbals.
No reason really, just
prepare to die.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
stilllovingher
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Member # 29959
Default  Posted: 8:35 PM, August 5th (Monday)

hello, my name is Mad Scientist,
I've cloned the monkey,
prepare to die!


The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.
I'm sure WAL would agree.

Posts: 2404 | Registered: Oct 2010 | From: still BFE, but now BFE, CA
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