|Fun & Games|
Topic: Smashing joke!
Member # 15300
| Posted: 9:43 AM, August 1st (Thursday)|
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Posts: 6566 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
Member # 14003
| Posted: 9:56 AM, August 1st (Thursday)|
"At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life"
"Some of us don't see people how they are but how we need them to be".....quote from Uncertainone
Posts: 13093 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Member # 27196
| Posted: 1:12 PM, August 1st (Thursday)|
Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it!
me BS female 55/him WS 58
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Posts: 6588 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Member # 18179
| Posted: 5:54 PM, August 1st (Thursday)|
"Everybody's life is hard. You look at life, and it's not a cakewalk. You've got to be able to bounce back." --Neil Young, father to two children with CP, another with epilepsy, and otherwise experientially qualified to comment
Posts: 3624 | Registered: Feb 2008 | From: a new start together
Member # 28622
| Posted: 8:02 PM, August 1st (Thursday)|
ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.
Me: 43, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 12 DS 9
Posts: 4766 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
Member # 34888
| Posted: 9:26 PM, August 1st (Thursday)|
and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....
Posts: 739 | Registered: Feb 2012
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