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Aubrie
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Flame  Posted: 6:02 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Ok, Fun and Games is no longer fun and games. What is with the freaking spider epidemic!? I just opened 3 threads with spiders!

Who the crap changed the rules and decided that spiders were "fun" and to play "games" with them????

Oh, and since this is freaking Shark Week (thank you someone on FB for warning me) I'm sure the stupid shark posts will be starting any time.

Of course after venting my frustrations, I know that the chances of me coming back to this thread and not seeing either of the two creatures I mentioned are slim to nil.

I'm taking an F&G vacation. My nerves can't handle it.



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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, August 5th (Monday)

OK we'll let you know when teddy bear week begins so you can return without being scared, but I think that is sometime after clown week so that one could go either way.


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Default  Posted: 6:17 PM, August 5th (Monday)

OK we'll let you know when teddy bear week begins so you can return without being scared, but I think that is sometime after clown week so that one could go either way.

Are those anywhere near old doll week? Cause I'm not sure I can handle that much F&G.


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 6:18 PM, August 5th (Monday)


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Default  Posted: 6:22 PM, August 5th (Monday)

I think that is sometime after clown week

I'll skip clown week...clowns are freaky. Just something wrong with them. Give me a good ol' natural arachnid any day over a psycho in a wig with makeup.


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Default  Posted: 6:22 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Give me a good ol' natural arachnid any day over a psycho in a wig with makeup.

How about a spider in a wig with makeup


AKA Moo

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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


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Default  Posted: 6:26 PM, August 5th (Monday)

How about a spider in a wig with makeup
It's like you're trying to kill me with your words.


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Default  Posted: 6:28 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Here Aubrie...


[This message edited by SI Staff at 6:30 PM, August 5th (Monday)]


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 6:31 PM, August 5th (Monday)

OMG DS, I love you! Thank you!


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Default  Posted: 6:35 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Bears are nice and fuzzy. Just like a spider. Coincidence? Inquiring minds want to know...


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Default  Posted: 6:38 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Dude!

Don't start nothin'...won't be nothin'...


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Default  Posted: 6:39 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Don't believe her. She'll start something. She's trouble down here in F&G


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Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

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Default  Posted: 6:41 PM, August 5th (Monday)

I've heard that. Backing up slowly with hands raised...


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Default  Posted: 6:43 PM, August 5th (Monday)

I've heard that.
Don't believe everything you hear. The only trouble I've caused was with willing, volunteering participants.


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Default  Posted: 6:45 PM, August 5th (Monday)

She's the Godmother of SI. She gets her minions to do her dirty work. Concrete posts to sink your thread to the bottom of the page.


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


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Default  Posted: 7:11 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Concrete posts to sink your thread to the bottom of the page.

If the threads contain spiders...yes.


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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Aubrie...forget those guys and come over. I have blackberry muffins in the oven.


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Default  Posted: 7:28 PM, August 5th (Monday)

(((Aubrie)))

I feel somewhat responsible. Although to be fair, I titled it "horror story" for a reason!

The shark week comment reminded me of the "documentary" on Mermaids last year. We got sucked in mid showing and believed it was a documentary! DS9 was so scared at the end of it that he would not go upstairs alone. He admitted being afraid of mermaids... and we live several hundred miles away from any beach!!!

Me, I am afraid of drag queens. Got no logical reason for this. Have a good friend who is one. Was invited to what I have been assured is a really fun time- Drag Queen Bingo. um, no. Perhaps a weird phobia not rooted in any kind of hate, just heebie jeebies.


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Default  Posted: 7:46 PM, August 5th (Monday)

*cough cough..* snakes though? *cough*


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Default  Posted: 7:52 PM, August 5th (Monday)

*cough cough..* snakes though? *cough*

Speaking of which, ds14 and I were channel surfing last night and ended up watching half of "Piranhaconda" on SyFy. OMG is that ever an hour of my life I will never get back.


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Oooooo, hear that? Muffins at TCD's house!

I feel somewhat responsible. Although to be fair, I titled it "horror story" for a reason!
I see a spider or read a spider story, I'm out. Totally have no idea what that horror thread has turned into and I'm content to live in blissful ignorance. Did you see the other threads with spiders?

A GF of mine was all, "OMG SHARK WEEK!" on FB. Umm. Ok. Y'all have fun with that. Ima go hide.


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Default  Posted: 8:03 PM, August 5th (Monday)

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Ugh! Can I post a pic using ipad? How do you right click?

[This message edited by HopeFloats2272 at 9:18 PM, August 5th (Monday)]


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Default  Posted: 8:24 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Try using two fingers instead of one.


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Default  Posted: 8:24 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Aubrie...forget those guys and come over. I have blackberry muffins in the oven.
I know those phones kinda suck, but why would you make muffins with them?

Two questions.

1) Does anyone have a picture of a spider fighting a shark for Aubrie?

2) When is Monkey with cymbals week?


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Default  Posted: 8:26 PM, August 5th (Monday)

2) When is Monkey with cymbals week?

April 1 - 7


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


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Default  Posted: 8:27 PM, August 5th (Monday)

I know those phones kinda suck, but why would you make muffins with them?

Hey! Leave my phone alone!!! I LOVES it!!!


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Default  Posted: 9:04 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Trust me jrc, if it is a blackberry, I will leave it alone.


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Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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Default  Posted: 9:05 PM, August 5th (Monday)

2) When is Monkey with cymbals week?

April 1 - 7

What if it is a spider monkey with cymbals?

[This message edited by aesir at 9:07 PM, August 5th (Monday)]


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Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Trust me jrc, if it is a blackberry, I will leave it alone

Good!!!

I don't know why no one likes Blackberry... it's a good phone. I've gotten the newest one... the Q10.


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Default  Posted: 9:12 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Awwwww lookie at the little monkey!


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Default  Posted: 9:14 PM, August 5th (Monday)

I don't know why no one likes Blackberry...

Because they are not the droids we're looking for.


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Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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Default  Posted: 9:19 PM, August 5th (Monday)

April 1 - 7

Wait, I thought that was Doorknob Week?


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Default  Posted: 9:21 PM, August 5th (Monday)

It's Doorknob day not week


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Default  Posted: 9:54 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Doorknob day should be April 1.

(waits to see who will get it...)


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Default  Posted: 9:56 PM, August 5th (Monday)

BR


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Default  Posted: 9:58 PM, August 5th (Monday)


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Default  Posted: 10:19 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Aubrie I was told in another post about snakes I think that you'd coo and say it was cute...no love for the spiders!?


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Default  Posted: 11:03 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Shark week.....

We are in Destin area this week for vacay.

We keep going from the beach to the TV watching shark week.

It's like a bad car wreck, we can't stop ourselves from looking.

DD21 has researched the shark attack stats for the area.... Three attack since about 1881. Last attack in 2006, I think....


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Default  Posted: 11:03 PM, August 5th (Monday)

Funny BR, I expected you to show up when that was mentioned.


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Default  Posted: 11:15 PM, August 5th (Monday)


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Default  Posted: 11:15 PM, August 5th (Monday)

The eyes on that monkey with cymbals, reminds me of the clown from poltergeist.

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Default  Posted: 7:59 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Aubrie,
Have you seen SyFy's instant classic, "Sharknado"?

That's right, tornados that drop SHARKS on people!


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Default  Posted: 8:35 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

The sequel is going to be "Clownado" ...


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Default  Posted: 8:50 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I think I just had a heart attack.

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Default  Posted: 9:28 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Monkey with cymbals

Now those things are creepy!!


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Default  Posted: 10:40 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Oh god TR that was cruel...


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Default  Posted: 11:57 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Clownado!!!!!



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Default  Posted: 12:18 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

DD7 had a girls day today. To be fair, we took DS4 wherever he wanted. He chose a local pet shop. We had fun till we got to the fish/reptile area. Freaking furry tarantulas on full display. Fine. I walked quickly past them.

Then! QS sneaked up behind me and tickled the back of my neck. Went freaking psycho ninja on his butt. Dang it man! Paybacks will suck for him.

Happy heart attack Tuesday.


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Default  Posted: 1:09 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Default  Posted: 2:51 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

A GF of mine was all, "OMG SHARK WEEK!" on FB. Umm. Ok. Y'all have fun with that. Ima go hide.

But you'll WEAR a boa constrictor and say it's 'cool' how it takes your pulse to see how hard it needs to squeeze you...

Nutty. Nutty, I say.


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Default  Posted: 2:54 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I just saw this thread and I have to say the bear that DS posted HAS ONE EYE!

We dont' need a "one eyed" thread, K?


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Default  Posted: 3:33 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

But you'll WEAR a boa constrictor and say it's 'cool' how it takes your pulse to see how hard it needs to squeeze you...

Correction: I held a boa constrictor for all of 5 minutes. And yes, it was cool till he started sliding around my neck to test the strength of my pulse. At that point, it wasn't cool anymore and I handed him off to the guide.

the bear that DS posted HAS ONE EYE!
But it's not a creepy one eye. It's a "loved" on one eye. Whoever owns it, hugged and loved it so much that one eye fell out. Ok, maybe that sounded slightly creepy.


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Default  Posted: 3:45 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

hugged and loved it so much that one eye fell out

I know a few people that deserve to be loved that much......


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dameia
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Default  Posted: 4:38 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I know I'm a little late with this, since we're on clowns now but...

It's the closest thing I could find to a spider wearing makeup and a wig


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Default  Posted: 8:34 AM, August 7th (Wednesday)

This is the only kind of spider I like!


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