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click4it
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Default  Posted: 1:15 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

So my friend and I was going to KFC for some ucky fast food, when I turned into the wrong drive way, which happened to be a car wash.

I said hmmmm my car is VERY dirty and in need of a wash and my friend said she just happened to have a coupon. So, I said ok let me get my car washed. I get out and there is this guy advertising his chiropractic services and said "hey would you ladies like a free 10 min massage?" I said hey why not?

Believe it or not I've never had a massage in my life.

So, here I stick my head in the little pillow thing they had and he starts to massage my neck and shoulders. And he says so how are you enjoying your first massage at a car wash?

I told him honestly, I don't like it that much because its too much pressure for me and my skin is super sensitive.

I have to say he was pretty cute and didn't have a wedding ring on. He gave me his card with his email address because since I didn't live in that area, he could refer me to a chiropractor in my area. I said sure, knowing full well I'm not going to a chiropractor...at least I don't think..although I was intrigued.

I happened to look like hell, but oh well, I got a free massage by a cute guy.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:26 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I got nothing. This is the weirdest combo idea ever... IMO.


Me: 43, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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click4it
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Member # 209
Default  Posted: 1:40 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

The office he works for is across the street so I guess he figured while people wait for their cars, he would sell his services.

that makes me laugh just saying that.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:43 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

This post masters the unexpected... Goes from fried chicken to accidental car wash with complimentary massage.

Once upon a time KFC, dirty car, and "happy ending?"

Ok, sorry, that was bad.


Me: 43, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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click4it
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Member # 209
Default  Posted: 1:47 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

lmao!

yeah something like that.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 1:51 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I got nothing. This is the weirdest combo idea ever... IMO.

Agreed! And I confess a happy ending crossed my mind, too.


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 1:55 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

hey now...nothing like that.. just an actual OUTSIDE shoulder massage.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:59 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Ah, clicky, when you put it out there can you blame us for our twisted thoughts?

snicker... put it out there.

LOVE YA!


Me: 43, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 2:01 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

oh and check this out - earlier in the day I was at another store and I'm looking for a something for my son to drink and this guy comes up next to me and says..."so are you going to buy me a drink?"...I'm like ummmm..."no are you going to buy me one??" he says "aw man I thought you would support your troops and buy me a drink". He was in full uniform. I was like completely taken off guard...and didn't say anything and then felt all bad.

But heck, I'm not buying no man a drink...he can buy me one first!!! Sorry mens.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
click4it
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Default  Posted: 2:02 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

its all good caregiver...I opened myself up for that one.

See there I did it again!


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 2:05 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Wait. What? You're at a store and a dude in a uniform comes up to you and asks if you're going to buy him a drink?

I don't get it. What?

We are supposed to buy random men/strangers who are wearing uniforms (which can be purchased/faked) drinks? Since when?


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9234 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
click4it
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Default  Posted: 2:15 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

The store was right across the street from a Navy/Army/Marine school/office...not quite sure what it is, but I'm pretty sure he was legit. I seen another guy in the store later that day in uniform as well (man I went to a lot of stores today )....but yes I get your point...no we are not supposed to buy random strangers drinks....I'm just stating that I put myself first now and refuse to do anything for a man FIRST. Make sense?


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 2:55 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

Oh, that makes all kinds of sense to ME!


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9234 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
ninebark
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Default  Posted: 6:53 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

aw man, the only think I get at KFC Is fat..lol.


BS (me) 40
WH - 48
Married 12 years
DS - 12
D-day 06/21/09
Separated....hopefully divorcing soon.

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EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 9:49 AM, August 6th (Tuesday)

I can so seeing this becoming a long-term joke with you and your friend:

"Hey...your car looks MIGHTY clean lately....wink-wink"


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 1:08 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

ninebark - I know, I actually hate KFC, but I was over her house and that's
what she wanted to get.

evenkeel - yeah unfortunately this car wash is near my friend's house and not mine which is like 50 mins away.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25508 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
homewrecked2011
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Default  Posted: 1:18 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)


me BS 52
him - 46
married 15 years DIVORCED 10 31 12
children - ds15 ds12
d-day 12-19-11
I gave a 24hour ultimatum then went to attorney next day
Divorce filed

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Crescita
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Default  Posted: 1:29 PM, August 6th (Tuesday)

It doesn't sound so strange to me. Shoe shine service is really common at car washes, and I've seen massage chairs in the waiting rooms too. They usually charge, but this guy was probably flirting/drumming up business

"so are you going to buy me a drink?"...I'm like ummmm..."no are you going to buy me one??" he says "aw man I thought you would support your troops and buy me a drink". He was in full uniform. I was like completely taken off guard...and didn't say anything and then felt all bad.

I wouldn't feel badly about this. My SO is military and he has said its super bad form to use the uniform to flirt or get things for free, this guy was doing both!


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