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tesla
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Default  Posted: 5:41 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

I'm going to end up gnawing my tongue off...

Received from ex-shat:

fyi at (location) some child five years old fell into a sinkhole and almost died. this is the first time a sinkhole has appeared at the beach so its worrisome. he could spend a week in the hospital because they're so much sand and stuff in his lungs. might be a good idea to steer clear the beachuntil they get it figured out.

well, asshole, I think it might be a good idea to steer clear of leaving your child in the care of stripper whores, letting him play outside with no (or little) supervision, smoking cigarettes and possibly other shit in front of him. Oh, what about this, steer clear of being late or *forgetting* you have visitation. Steer clear of being a fucking disney dad. Steer clear of shoving your son into your life and remaining uninterested in his.

fyi idiot: that sinkhole happened over a month ago. The park is closed indefinetely until they figure out if this is something that is going to continue. The boy, thankfully, has been released and is expected to make a full recovery.

late to the party again, fucker.

Yes, Teslet and I hike out in those areas. You think I've been out there since then? Nope.

If, SI, you tell me that I have to acknowledge this idiot about his concern, I will. But my inclination is very, very strongly to crickets.


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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 5:44 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Can you simply reply, "K" ?


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Grace and Flowers
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Default  Posted: 5:51 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Nah, he just said "FYI"...there was no question, right? I'd ignore, myself.

I've got a "late to the party" WXH...always sending me stuff that might be useful for our son (medical info) that is so old it's laughable. Unless he asks a direct question....just crickets from me.


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Bloomsday
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.

Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.


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phmh
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Default  Posted: 5:59 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

I say crickets to this, but that's pretty much my standard response to everything :)


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CheaterMagnet
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Default  Posted: 6:00 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.


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Crescita
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Default  Posted: 6:01 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

Bwhahahahahahaha

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dmari
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Default  Posted: 6:09 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby. Funniest shit ever!!!

tesla, crickets to him.


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:09 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)


You can call me NIK

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:10 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

ps: what a maroon.


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tesla
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.



OMG!!! Can I please send that to him??? pleasepleasepleaseplease??

Ok, I'm backing away from the fucking hysterical response. Thanks for the laugh, Bloomsday!


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Default  Posted: 6:23 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

Oh send him over - please! I'd love to randomly bitch slap him before he even gets out of the airport.

He is such a sinkhole. Let the fucker fill his sinkhole with crickets.


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peridot
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Default  Posted: 7:14 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

I dare you to send it to him,lmao!

Not really, crickets is best.


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Griefstricken25
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Default  Posted: 7:21 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

Total crickets. Way to attempt "the concerned parent" look.


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:40 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

What a bozo. Crickets, yep.

LOL at the dingo reference!


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tryingagain74
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Default  Posted: 9:21 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

*snort*

I would totally ignore that. Talk about way after the fact! Is this his pathetic, half-baked attempt at parenting?

Ex-shat, you are a DOPE!


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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 10:06 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

I can always count on S&d for a much needed laugh!!


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Pass
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Default  Posted: 10:42 PM, August 14th (Wednesday)

I don't think it would be breaking any of the rules of NC if just this once you sent him a cheerful little response of "Blow me".

Honestly, what could be the harm?


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Posts: 1827 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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Default  Posted: 12:04 AM, August 15th (Thursday)

Honestly, what could be the harm?

Like an annual NC loyalty bonus?

I like it.

Except that it pets the drama llama and makes these muppets feel mues important.

No ego kibbles for you xshat. NC is the ultimate 'blow me'.


[This message edited by StrongButBroken at 12:09 AM, August 15th (Thursday)]


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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 3:05 AM, August 15th (Thursday)

Tesla a sinkhole opened at a resort near Disney this week. Maybe he should stay away from WDW.

At least your info's current.


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tesla
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Default  Posted: 3:40 AM, August 15th (Thursday)

I'm kinda liking the idea of an NC loyalty punchcard. After you accumulate 20 NC punches, you get to fall off the NC bandwagon in epic fashion with no guilt or remorse.

Irony alert: Teslet and I were actually camping in that area the weekend that sinkhole happened. If ex-shat actually looked at the google fucking calendar and was cognizant enough to put 2 and 2 together, perhaps his concerned text could have been better timed.


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Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 3:48 AM, August 15th (Thursday)

Stew-pid fucking c***-waffle. (Do I need to apologize for using the 'c' word?!?)


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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, August 15th (Thursday)

...and when you get to platinum class you get a free kick.


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ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 9:12 PM, August 15th (Thursday)

Dingo.

Maroon.

Snort.

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