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User Topic: Skeered myself tonight...
Member # 34262
Shutup  Posted: 11:13 PM, August 17th (Saturday)

So I have four dogs. That's a lot of poop. And the two puppies are poop eaters. So tonight I decided to go scoop the poop but I waited too late and it was dark. Being the former Girl Scout that I am I have a headlamp.

Ya know how if you shine a light into another person or animals eyes it will reflect back? Well, I'm out starting to scoop and I see all this "glitter" in the grass. "What's this?" I say. I bend over to get a closer look.... and it's a big ass hairy spider with all it's damn eyes! I start looking around and there are HUNDREDS of them out in the yard at dusk! Watching me. Watching them. I have never scooped so damn fast. Shudder!!

[This message edited by purplejacket4 at 11:14 PM, August 17th (Saturday)]

Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

Posts: 2239 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
Member # 32122
Default  Posted: 11:40 PM, August 17th (Saturday)

Wow!!! Ok all you people with spidy night crawlers are lucky!!!

No spiders eyes here. Nope. I go outside and I either have a zillion cats staring at me OR....

Have to avoid the SKUNK!!!

Oh and I read "skeered" as Skewered. Lol. Glad it was only spiders.

Posts: 3071 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada
Member # 35229
Default  Posted: 2:18 AM, August 18th (Sunday)

Note to self: lock self in at dusk.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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Default  Posted: 6:19 AM, August 18th (Sunday)


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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Default  Posted: 6:50 AM, August 18th (Sunday)

That would have been so grotesquely cool!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20279 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
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Default  Posted: 9:19 AM, August 18th (Sunday)

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
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Member # 32122
Default  Posted: 9:29 AM, August 18th (Sunday)

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

At least there's no pictures

Posts: 3071 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada
Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 11:28 AM, August 18th (Sunday)

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

I know! It's like the forum name should be

Fun & Games & Spiders

Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
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Default  Posted: 1:58 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Note to self: lock self in at dusk.
me too!

Did you still scoop the poop or did you run inside screaming?

me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
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Default  Posted: 9:46 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Who you gonna call?

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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