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tesla
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Default  Posted: 3:50 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Guess what else happened to ex-shat on Friday? Not only did his vindictive bitch of an ex serve his generous, indulgent ass. He also received an eviction notice from his landlord.

On the funny side: I need title suggestions for the book I'm going to write about this fool.

On the serious side: I hope Teslet is doing ok in that stressful situation. I pick him up in a couple of hours.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Soooo, he is cashing out a retirement plan, penalties be damned, that has a hold on it because your qdro has not gone thru yet, and now he has been evicted...and he still thinks he can buy stripper whore a house? What a fucking idiot!


And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

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devistatedmom
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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

If they have any brains, they didn't discuss or freak until after he was in bed so he didn't hear it. Which means he's heard every word, because neither of them have a brain. (he meaning Teslet)

Maybe he'll hit bottom and start to straighten out his life? Nah...didn't think so. Somehow, even being evicted will be your fault.

Book title, book title...I'll leave that to someone else.

Edited to clarify I meant Teslet wouldn't hear anything about him being served or evicted!

[This message edited by devistatedmom at 4:18 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]


BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.

WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.


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Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 4:45 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Book title:"shit that happens when you act like a jagoff."

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. That could be your backup book title.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

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Holly-Isis
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Default  Posted: 4:54 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

These are the Brays of our Lives:
When Jackasses Mate with Strippers, there's bound to be Drama


"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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ArkLaMiss
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Default  Posted: 5:01 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Hmmmmmm, I'm thinking about "Deadbeat Dickheads" or maybe something similar.


Just HOW stupid do you think I am, exactly?

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woundedwidow
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Default  Posted: 5:02 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

On a side note, since he's getting evicted, perhaps now would be an excellent time for him to re-home Moseley with YOU? Just hoping!


Be careful what you wish for the most - you may get it.

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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 5:05 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

How about something simple, like "He's An Idiot and Here's The Proof"? And subtitle it "You *Can't* Make This Stuff Up"

(I always have trouble with titles...)

[This message edited by Clarrissa at 5:06 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]


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devistatedmom
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Default  Posted: 5:35 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Oooohhh, I like that idea woundedwidow!!


BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.

WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.


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peridot
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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

If he's trying to buy a house, one of the requirements is rental history. The eviction won't be good.

If he has brought up the eviction to you it might be a good time to let him know you will take the dog if he needs someone to take the dog.

I've thought about writing a book on my marriage and divorce lol.

Hmmm, book title, The Weasel .


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


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confused girl
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Default  Posted: 7:24 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

No ideas for a title, but how did you find out he was served an eviction notice? You must have excellent spies!


Love always hopes.

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kernel
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Default  Posted: 7:43 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

I like Clarrisa's idea, with a slight change. "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up." The subtitle could be "Adventures of the Wayward Asshats." Sounds like the karma bus is headed his way and parking on the lawn.


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."

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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 8:01 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

For your book Tesla: "What happens when you let your pintil does the thinking".

The title of my book " The Biggest Dick". The sequel to that will be titled " J and PB - how to be the best example of what NOT to do "

Hugs,
K


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

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tesla
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Default  Posted: 8:08 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Oh boy, so many great titles to choose from!

confused girl - his step mom keeps me filled in on anything that may impact Teslet (or me, such as the potential annuity cashout)...and also things she knows I will get a kick out of


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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Strongmama
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Default  Posted: 8:10 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Lmao! Me and my sister have seriously thought of making an e-book for kindle of all the f'ing crazy emails and texts from my ridiculous 2 year divorce! Lmao! I wouldn't even have to write anything except a short witty sentence or two and then let the cra flow....we were going to call it:
Believe it; you can't make this shit up!
The idiots guide to divorcing a psychotic freak!
Lol. I think you should totally write the book and make some $$; just change the names! Lol. I'm thinking I totally should too. It's already been written out by ftarted extraordinaire I just need to format it and change names!

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persevere
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Default  Posted: 8:49 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

ExShat's A Series of Completely Predictable and Expected Events Because he's an Idiot.

Are you there Karma, it's me ExShat.

What a fucking mess he is tesla! (That's me - not a title - lol - but it could work too....)


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


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Housefulloflove
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Default  Posted: 8:56 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

LOL! Sounds like your ex is a financial genius like mine! Only my ex doesn't make much and his retirement plan appears to be to work until he dies.

Watching my ex financially ruin himself has been quite interesting!

See Tesla, he has been so busy "indulging" you that he can't even keep a roof over his head! Or at least that might be what he's telling himself because he couldn't possibly be to blame!


Me-29 Starting over
ExWH-29 Probable NPD, PA, manchild
3 beautiful young children
DDay 1/20/13 Admits PA
No remorse so NO R. DIVORCED! 9/2013

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ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 10:16 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

Instead of "Divorce for Dummies," I'm thinking "Divorcing a Dummy."


xBW~ 35
Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

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ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 10:16 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

double post

[This message edited by ButterflyGirl at 10:31 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]


xBW~ 35
Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

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CharlieFoxtrot
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Default  Posted: 10:39 PM, August 18th (Sunday)

"Disney Dad and the Adventures of Indulging the Ex"

"How to Befuddle Lawyers and Landlords, exshat edition"

((Teslet)) I hope he had a good weekend


Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 1:22 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Instead of "Divorce for Dummies," I'm thinking "Divorcing a Dummy."


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 1:23 AM, August 19th (Monday)

The Idiot's Guide to Being an Asshat.

The Adventures of an ExShat, Where Fuckery Knows No Bounds.

How to Steal A Dog, Knock Up a Stripper Whore, and Live In A Car for Dummies.
(Subtitle: Oh, Wait. )


divorced the Dooosh
*****************************
even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

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Phoenix1
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Default  Posted: 1:34 AM, August 19th (Monday)

The Life of a Fucktwit

Douchebaggery 101

Lessons From a Moron

How you, too, can be an idiot in a few simple steps!


BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 22,17 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


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Dagny07
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Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Communicating with the Ass End of an Ostrich


Me:BW Him: FWH E/A
M: 29 years, together 36 : both guilty of PAs 20+ years ago
CDay#1 Oct 06 (false); DDay#2 Oct 07 (truth from OW's BH)
R: Tenaciously optimistic

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Dagny07
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Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Communicating with the Ass End of an Ostrich


Me:BW Him: FWH E/A
M: 29 years, together 36 : both guilty of PAs 20+ years ago
CDay#1 Oct 06 (false); DDay#2 Oct 07 (truth from OW's BH)
R: Tenaciously optimistic

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:08 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Are you there Karma, it's me ExShat.
Tears rolling down my face.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Random thoughts
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Default  Posted: 10:14 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Cry Poverty : The Douchebag Chronicles & Tales of an Asshattery.


Those three words are said too much and not enough.
Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol.
FWW

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cissie
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Default  Posted: 10:22 AM, August 19th (Monday)

"The Twat's Tale"

or

"A Tale of Two Twats"

or

"The Twat and the Douchebag"


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Pass
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Default  Posted: 10:42 AM, August 19th (Monday)

I recently wrote a song entitled, "Idiot without a Village". That could work for most of our books.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


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Crescita
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Default  Posted: 11:26 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Defying reason: a life of delusion and disillusionment

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TrustGone
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Default  Posted: 11:36 AM, August 19th (Monday)

LMAO!!!!! . I have tears rolling down my face. Thanks for this!!!! My book will be titled, "You can't fix stupid"


BW-50
WH#2-51
M-9 yrs T-11 yrs
4 children-none together
DD#1-9/5/11 LTA 2yrs
DD#2-7/3/12 False R
DD#3-4/29/13 (OW broke NC)
Status: Your guess is as good as mine.

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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 5:06 PM, August 19th (Monday)

You may have to talk to Ron White about that one TG. He has a CD with that title.


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


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Gr8Lady
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Default  Posted: 5:46 PM, August 19th (Monday)

No title suggestion, but I have often thought my story is so ridiculous it wouldn't pass through a believable fictional storyline.
The comment.... You can't make this shit up, Absolutely

[This message edited by Gr8Lady at 5:49 PM, August 19th (Monday)]


BS: Me (63yo)
FWH: HIM (65yo) serial infidelities over past 35 years
OW: Many, most recent 1/2 his age
DD: Multiple unconfirmed until 2012 when I presented evidence, plus LTA with his friends wife lasting 10 years. TT over past year
So done,

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