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click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:55 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Denny's lunch today with the fam.

Waiter: Would you like something to drink?

Me: Yes, a Coke please.

Waiter: Ok, would you like a Diet Coke?

Mind split second thoughts: Did I say I wanted a diet coke? Why would you ask that? Do I look so fat that you are suggesting I order a diet coke? WTF?

Me: No, I would like a regular coke. Then looked at my mom and said quite loudly in his ear shot: Do I LOOK LIKE I NEED A DIET COKE?

My mom: Boy you sure are cranky today?

Me: Muah?

Well shit, I thought it was damn rude. I could get if he didn't hear me and he said: did you say a regular or a diet? But to just ask if I wanted a diet???

WHATEVER!

My grandma is: at me.

By the way I'm celebrating 60 days tobacco free so yeah maybe I am a bit cranky and yeah I could lose a few pounds, but oh well!

[This message edited by click4it at 12:56 AM, August 19th (Monday)]


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
aesir
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Default  Posted: 4:49 AM, August 19th (Monday)

By the way I'm celebrating 60 days tobacco free...
So he better not fuck with your sugar rush that comes with the caffeine.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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betrayedfriend
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Default  Posted: 8:40 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Damn! And he was able to walk away from the table without coughing up his testicles?! You showed some restraint!


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Posts: 855 | Registered: Jun 2008 | From: Midwest USA
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:37 AM, August 19th (Monday)

Maybe he's a transplant from the South, where all sodas are Cokes, and then you have to say what kind of Coke you want (Sprite, root beer, Pepsi, etc.)?

Or he's just a clueless waiter.


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 11:42 AM, August 19th (Monday)

So he better not fuck with your sugar rush that comes with the caffeine

exactly.

betrayedfriend- Oh I sure would have liked to kick him in the nuts! I've had him before as a waiter there and didn't like him last time either.

NIK- he is no damn transplant. He was in my opinion making a snide remark, but who knows!!!


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Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 12:05 PM, August 19th (Monday)

Let's not forget when they still bring you Diet Coke even after clarifying that you wanted regular Coke....bastards


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Posts: 13647 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:51 PM, August 19th (Monday)

no, he brought me regular...but it was FLAT and tasted terrible. But yeah, that would add insult to injury wouldn't it? bastards.

[This message edited by click4it at 12:52 PM, August 19th (Monday)]


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
aesir
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Default  Posted: 2:06 PM, August 19th (Monday)

Oh shit, that might actually have been a really fucking inept attempt to save you from a miscalibrated coke fountain by trying to suggest the diet. If he knew the machine was making shitty coke (like the D/T at my nearest McD's) but is not allowed to say anything about it...

Maybe...

Or maybe just as an ass....


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
click4it
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Default  Posted: 2:11 PM, August 19th (Monday)

aesir - as I typed that reply I thought of that as well, but remembered that my son ordered a Sprite and his was also flat, so I believe it was the whole soda fountain machine on the fritz.


Me: 41
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Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
Crescita
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Default  Posted: 2:31 PM, August 19th (Monday)

Oh no no, I get that all the time, and I'm a skinny bitch. What he meant was, "surely you must drink diet because you keep so fit."

Posts: 3256 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
click4it
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Default  Posted: 3:25 PM, August 19th (Monday)

lmao cresita! skinny bitch.

I highly doubt he thought that about me...I'm not a skinny bitch. I may be a bitch, but not a skinny one.

thanks for that though!


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
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