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metamorphisis
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Funny  Posted: 7:50 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

My 9 year old lost a baby molar last night. We still do the tooth fairy thing even though we know he knows it's a ruse.
Anyway, this morning he told me to go look under his pillow. I of course thought "Shit, I forgot to exchange the tooth for the money!!".

Under his pillow was a note.
"Dear tooth fairy, You must be busy. There is a late charge and now you owe me ten bucks".



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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WhatsRight
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, September 8th (Sunday)


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

Charging a finance fee? That's bold!


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 9:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday)


Take up your space (and do it well).

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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:18 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

10 bucks?!

What happens if the tooth fairy forgets again? A broken wing? *pictures Meta-son as a fifties gangster, flipping a tooth on a street corner, shaking down the tooth fairy*.


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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:19 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

Dh just negotiated him down to $6. It was hilarious. Ds started at $10, Dh at $2.
Ds said it was a molar which typically go for $5 and he wasn't going lower than $8 with the late fee.
Dh said he was willing to go up to $4 but he was lucky to be getting anything at all.
Ds said he knew that and he was a good daddy. So dh tacked on $2 for him being sweet, made it $6 and they shook hands



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

What a clever (and sweet) boy.


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Default  Posted: 9:25 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

Can I borrow him when we go used car shopping?


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 10:15 AM, September 8th (Sunday)


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:20 AM, September 8th (Sunday)

I think the tooth fairy should return with a story on how she usually brings money but if he could get permission from his parents that she'd be happy to deliver 10 male deer.


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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

Too funny!


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 12:39 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

This story made my morning. What an awesome, bold, and creative kid.

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

HILARIOUS! Give that kid an Oscar. love it.


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simplydevastated
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Default  Posted: 1:15 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

This is priceless. I'm glad my son didn't think of that when my husband forgot his tooth fairy duties. He still gets a dollar and is excited about that


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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 2:16 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

What a doll! That is too cute. Love him!

I suddenly remembered the Modern Family episode where Cam puts $100.00 under Lily's pillow. Hilarious!


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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

Priceless!


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cantlivewithouth
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Default  Posted: 7:26 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

That's awesome!


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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 8:44 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

Oh and it's official. That was the LAST baby tooth . 9 and half and they are all gone. Heck.. he should be paying us.. I made it with my very own DNA.



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, September 8th (Sunday)


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

Wow... DS is 12 and still losing teeth... in fact, some had to be pulled because they refused to come out.


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Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:27 PM, September 8th (Sunday)

This little boy got his teeth earlier than either of his dentists have ever seen. The first one came in at 3 months. I was breast feeding and he bit me before I noticed it .
In JK at 4, he had already lost his two top teeth. It was crazy!



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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Default  Posted: 7:26 AM, September 9th (Monday)

I remember a few Christmases ago my XSIL said to me she thought it would be the last Christmas that her DD would believe in Santa. Later in the day her DD comes over to me and says "Mum still thinks I believe in Santa. I feel bad about not telling her I've known for years".


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