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damncutekitty
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Funny  Posted: 1:58 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)

Not sure which is funnier, my mom texting me because she does not know what twerking is, or the reason she texted is that some little old lady at her gym said the poeople doing water Zumba were twerking.

I just about died from LOLs.


Keep calm and carry on.

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krazy8516
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Default  Posted: 2:51 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)

Yikes. What did you tell her?


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 3:39 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)


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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 3:42 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)

We did my daughter's senior portraits this weekend. Toward the end, she was getting very crabby. So my mom was holding the light reflector and I went up and twerked her. You shoulda seen the look in my mom's face!!! But it made crabby pants laugh and lighten up, so you know, success!

Too bad I didn't have a foam finger with me.


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damncutekitty
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Default  Posted: 4:49 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)

Oh yes,, I told her. Her response was "That's not nice!"


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Kodi
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Default  Posted: 6:02 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)


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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)


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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 9:44 PM, September 17th (Tuesday)

I thought twerking is a dance move involving hip thrusting and making your butt jiggle and bounce?


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damncutekitty
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Default  Posted: 10:08 AM, September 18th (Wednesday)

knights- it is, but my mom only watches G rated movies. SO in her eyes, suggestive rap dancing is "not nice".


Keep calm and carry on.

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Exit Wounds
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Default  Posted: 11:00 AM, September 18th (Wednesday)

((DCK and mom))

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Default  Posted: 12:24 PM, September 18th (Wednesday)


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knightsbff
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Default  Posted: 12:45 PM, September 18th (Wednesday)

I was just trying to figure out how the foam finger would play in....lol.


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