Here is another one for you:
"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking"
Cafe Press (online store) has some very funny t-shirts.ME: 53 BS
HIM: 60 WH
Married: 28 years
in R 3 years and it's working but he is putting 200% into it (as he should) to make it right again.
The truth hurts, but I have never seen it cause the pain that lies do.