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User Topic: Some advantages of being on the bus
Member # 17185
Default  Posted: 7:04 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

I went in for a minor surgery on my foot last week. They wanted a urine sample from me to make sure I wasn't pregnant. For the life of me, I could not squeeze out one drop.

I promised the nurse there is no possible way I was pregnant and I would sign a waiver.

If somehow I was pregnant, I told her be prepared, the second coming of Christ is coming or the spawn of the devil. Immaculate conception kind of thing.

She chuckled.

Well, kind of an advantage (weak smile)

"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."

Posts: 681 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: southeast
Member # 20150
Default  Posted: 7:10 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17555 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Member # 23890
Default  Posted: 7:37 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

Can I add to that...

I get up in the middle of the night and no matter how tired I am - I'm safe...the toilet seat is still down.

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

Posts: 4135 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England
Member # 20399
Default  Posted: 8:26 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

And no fear of pregnancy or STDs. Booyah!!

Posts: 495 | Registered: Jul 2008
Member # 4286
Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

So true!!

I no longer have to have a pelvic exam every year. No sex partners seems to have bumped me into the every 2-3 years category. Yay me! Uh.... I think

Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink

Posts: 3086 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest
Member # 36697
Default  Posted: 8:30 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

I'm just glad I don't have to wear condoms! (I suppose that would be a pretty silly thing to wear while on the bus, though.)

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Posts: 1736 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona
Member # 30742
Default  Posted: 9:41 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

Just got on the bus again 2 weeks ago and already enjoying not to have to start another pill package this weekend. And not to mention skipping the grooming and the shaving...liberating...

Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.

Posts: 1260 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California
Member # 30742
Default  Posted: 9:43 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)

And, I am with Take2, toilet seats are DOWN in this house. And I know all pubic hair in the shower is from family...ok, sorry, TMI, but I am ready to play this game!

Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.

Posts: 1260 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California
Member # 33857
Default  Posted: 8:46 AM, October 3rd (Thursday)

I was married for 24 years, and never knew a lot of the stuff I have picked up on this site!

Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

Posts: 727 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
Member # 15300
Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, October 3rd (Thursday)

A friend who's been on the bus five years had to have an internal (vaginal)ultrasound recently. She told the tech she is a "born-again virgin" and begged her to "be gentle".

Age: 64..ummmmmmm,, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

Posts: 7285 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
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