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wifehad5
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DOH!  Posted: 3:33 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

I had our English Setter groomed on Friday. They shaved his hindquarters, so he looks nice.

He's now on the couch next to me licking his balls. He's getting into it too. The noises he's making are a little much though


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BrokenRoad
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DOH!  Posted: 3:34 PM, October 6th (Sunday)


Great. The embarassing secret
is out.


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{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 3:42 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

You're just jealous, WH5!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7122 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
somanyyears
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Default  Posted: 4:11 PM, October 6th (Sunday)


..uh..... ..maybe they shaved him just 'a little too close for comfort!'

..as for the 'noises'.. i can only speculate!!!

smy


trust no other human- love only your pets
She isn't and never was who I thought..I can't believe who I married and what she did to us.
Me 67
Her 63
Married 42 yrs (together 47)
18 yr LTA with bf


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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 4:16 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

yeahhhhhh.


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{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Lynn,

There's no good response to that


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2 kids 7&12

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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 5:15 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Mods, can we get a "TMI" in the title?


We are what we repeatedly do, excellence, then is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 6:22 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

OMG, that cute little polka dotted guy would NOT do that!

Stop lying about my new friend!


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 7:04 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Our family schnauzer would do this... at night... when everyone was trying to sleep.

I used to get up and tap him with my foot... I was gonna say "kick" but that sounds too mean... and wasn't really what I did.


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Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Can't wait . It was only recently that I discovered why Charlie sits on my foot . He was quite "excited" when he stood up. We won't be doing that anymore.



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 8:01 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Our family schnauzer would do this... at night... when everyone was trying to sleep.
OMG this!
Only the dog in particular is a black lab. He usually sleeps in my son's room, but when DS is with his dad, all the dogs sleep in our room.
Slurp, slurp...yeah, he was workin' it out.
We had to put him outside the bedroom a couple of times because it was THAT loud.
I've discovered that my white noise machine (if cranked high enough) will drown out most of it.


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SorryInSac - WH#2 - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4yrs, together 7yrs total

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
5 Furkids (3 Dogs, 2 Cats)

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW)
Legally married 18yrs, together 16.5yrs

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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 8:49 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

I know NOBODY is going to believe what I'm about to write, but my dog doesn't do that. Seriously, there's no licking. I think he's just old and lazy. He WILL lick his paw to clean the boogies out of his eyes, but nothing else.

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:01 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

He's now on the couch next to me licking his balls.

Kind of makes you wonder when you see owners kiss their dogs on the lips, doesn't it??


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:23 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

Thor gets no more kisses from us after his new "yard-buffet" habit.


We are what we repeatedly do, excellence, then is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

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inhishands55
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Default  Posted: 11:19 PM, October 6th (Sunday)

If you have him neutered he wouldn't do be able to do that... Just an idea....Every animal in my house is fixed except my son...

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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 5:43 AM, October 7th (Monday)

We adopted him when he was 14. He's 15 now, so I'm just going to live with it for now


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 7:51 AM, October 7th (Monday)

I don't even want to know what he does on hump-day ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, October 7th (Monday)


Cats rule. Just sayin.


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:22 AM, October 7th (Monday)

vs.

[This message edited by TrulyReconciled at 10:28 AM, October 7th (Monday)]


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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lingerdog
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Default  Posted: 8:40 PM, October 7th (Monday)


What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 8:53 PM, October 7th (Monday)

a must see...

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/my-dog-the-paradox/


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:36 PM, October 7th (Monday)

If you have him neutered he wouldn't do be able to do that...

Not true... Our schnauzer was neutered... still licked the crap out of his empty ball area.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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SBB
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Default  Posted: 2:59 AM, October 8th (Tuesday)

Cats rule. Just sayin.

I don't know - my cats (boy and girl) lick their arseholes then try to rub their faces on me. Hell.No.


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Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

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