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whiteflower99
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Member # 13937
Default  Posted: 2:47 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

Dear OWx,
Thank you so much for your "honesty" and " sudden attack of conscience" which allowed you to out STBX and you. I am sure you had my best interest and my childrens' best interest when you cried on my shoulder about how sorry you were and how we both, you and I deserve better than this sick damaged man we were both in love with. I am certain your true generous nature and kind compassionate spirit is what finally overcame your inner skankiness and made it so you could "honor the light you see in me" and confess.
But why in the nine hells do you feel like I want to be your bff??
Did you seriously believe I would ever consider that? Allow me to come down to your level for a moment, and I will use small words so you're sure to understand.
Girl, you be ugly AND stupid. Did your momma drop you on your head in between blow jobs? Why the f^π would I want to be friends with you? You screwed my husband, you simpleminded twitcicle. His penis is the only thing we have in common.
As for outing him at work, you DO realize that you work TOGETHER? So now everyone knows you're a skank who boinks married men. Hows that working out for you? No doubt you thought when I kicked him out he would come :crawling to you and the two of you would sail off into the sunset in your own personal love boat. But sailing in foggy conditions is dangerous.
I point out to you that you are OWx. Not OW1 or OW2... not even STBX knows for sure what number you are, so please.
Don't. Feel. Special.
You are nothing more than cheap available Dollar Tree merchandise.
And by the way...
Friend request DENIED.


What are you pretending not to know?

me FBS
him idiotic sex addicted, hormone addled, porn watching, post pubescent male with a walking hard on for anything without a penis
4 kids 15 13 12 8
Earned my *F* the hard way; no longer defining mysel


Posts: 1746 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Greensboro, NC
Tred
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Member # 34086
Default  Posted: 2:50 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

I point out to you that you are OWx. Not OW1 or OW2... not even STBX knows for sure what number you are, so please.
Don't. Feel. Special.

Hilarious Great rant.


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

Posts: 4002 | Registered: Dec 2011
isadora
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Member # 29130
Default  Posted: 3:39 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

snort


Me: BW Him: WH
Married: 12 yrs
2 DDs and DSs all under 10
2 Affairs - 2010 year long PA/EA, 2008 2 month online EA
Multiple D-Days

I can only control myself, no one else. I do not have that kind of power.


Posts: 4509 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Back home again in Indiana
I think I can
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Member # 17756
Default  Posted: 4:27 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

Epic.

btw, I was about the "cried on my shoulder" part. I thought she actually touched you! Then I got to the end and realized it was only your Facebook shoulder. Whew!


I'm not the winner, I'm the prize.

Posts: 8826 | Registered: Jan 2008
SisterMilkshake
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Member # 30024
Default  Posted: 4:44 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

Great rant! (((whiteflower)))


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9797 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
BeyondBreaking
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Member # 38020
Default  Posted: 4:47 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I have been cheated on by 3 different men, and I have more DDays than anyone ever should. I am here, just trying to pickup the pieces.

At least the current man "only" cyber-cheated.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


Posts: 840 | Registered: Jan 2013
whiteflower99
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Member # 13937
Shutup  Posted: 5:03 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

I am sure you had my best interest and my childrens' best interest when you cried on my shoulder

Actually, that was in person. I suppose we are all lucky I was in shock. The authorities frown on dismembering skanks in public so I had to settle for punching a heavy bag.
What she doesn't (or won't allow herself to) understand is that it really wasn't about her.
She could have been anyone.
But honestly, while I appreciate the show of remorse, I really really do , she needs to go crawl back under her rock now.


What are you pretending not to know?

me FBS
him idiotic sex addicted, hormone addled, porn watching, post pubescent male with a walking hard on for anything without a penis
4 kids 15 13 12 8
Earned my *F* the hard way; no longer defining mysel


Posts: 1746 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Greensboro, NC
suposd2btheonly1
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Member # 40753
Default  Posted: 6:41 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

Love it! Hahahahaha!!!


Me: BW 31
Him: WH 30
OW: 22yo whore who is still planning her wedding
Married 3yrs, together 5
4 kids, all boys 14, 11, 4 and 8mos...I hope like hell they don't hurt someone the way he hurt their mama
Dday: August 9, 2013
S, until his head

Posts: 206 | Registered: Sep 2013 | From: Oklahoma
RidingHealingRd
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Member # 33867
Default  Posted: 10:53 PM, October 10th (Thursday)

Your letter is hysterical, absolutely hysterical! Thank you for the laughter!


ME: 54 BS
HIM: 61 WH
Married: 28 years
D'Day: 10/29/10
in R 4 years and it's working but he is putting 200% into it (as he should) to make it right again.

The truth hurts, but I have never seen it cause the pain that lies do.


Posts: 2122 | Registered: Nov 2011
Blobette
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Member # 36519
Default  Posted: 8:37 AM, October 11th (Friday)

Like!


BS (me): 50
WS: 50
Married: 26 yrs
Kids: 2
OW: Co-worker, 7 yr LTA
DD 8/1/2012, Working on R

Posts: 1061 | Registered: Aug 2012
TrustGone
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Member # 36654
Default  Posted: 8:51 AM, October 11th (Friday)

Too funny

I believe OW must have a twin because she sounds exactly like my WH#2's skank. Luckily she only called me to out the A and I didn't have to see her in public. She did however offer to meet me so she could fill me in on all the details of the LTA. Thanks, but NO.


BW-50
WH#2-51
M-9 yrs T-11 yrs
4 children-none together
DD#1-9/5/11 LTA 2yrs
DD#2-7/3/12 False R
DD#3-4/29/13 (OW broke NC)
Status: Your guess is as good as mine.

Posts: 2420 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Texas
gonnabe2016
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Member # 34823
Default  Posted: 9:05 AM, October 11th (Friday)

Whiteflower....you're hilarious!


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8075 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
daisychains
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Member # 37997
Default  Posted: 11:07 AM, October 11th (Friday)

Did your momma drop you on your head in between blow jobs?


LTA 3.5 years

Posts: 83 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: uk
devasted30
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Member # 39439
Default  Posted: 11:22 AM, October 11th (Friday)

OMG you woman are so friggin funny, I can't believe you can handle yourselves with such aplomp. We need to write a book - you, Karmita and some of the other women who blogged. I know it would be a "best seller". I envy your grit and determination. I admire your outlook on such a horrible scenario. You guys really are my lifeline in a devastating period of my life. Thank you guys for being you.


And remember Murphy is right. Nothing is so bad that it can't get worse!!!

Posts: 1319 | Registered: Jun 2013 | From: Ontario, Canada
jackie89
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Member # 38271
Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, October 11th (Friday)

Thank you for that laugh.. You are Hilarious!


Separated/divorcing

"The Secret of Change is to focus all your energy - not on fighting the old, but on building the new" ~~Lori Greiner FB post~~


Posts: 505 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Pennsylvania
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