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welcome14
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Default  Posted: 12:21 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

Nope. Not Halloween. Much scarier. I live in a wooded area, and have the occasional mouse. No big, right? BUUUUTTTTTTTT.......apparently, snakes eat mice. So, where there is food, there are predators! Went down to the extra freezer in the garage and came face-to-face with a partial snake skin hanging eye level from the garage door track. Eye level. Almost walked in to it face first. Don't know for sure what happened next; something involving flailing, screaming, running and listing my house for sale...just saying. Never going down there again. Gonna suck parking in the driveway for the rest of forever. And all I can think about is- where is the rest of that @%#$ snake?


Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.


Posts: 1222 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: clarksville, tn/ Ft Campbell
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 12:29 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

....and listing my house for sale


Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

Posts: 13810 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Tred
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Default  Posted: 12:35 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

where is the rest of that @%#$ snake?

Did you check all the closets and behind the toilets?


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
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Myname
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

where is the rest of that @%#$ snake?

Oh, you have got to figure this out. I'd call an exterminator. Have him get rid of the snake and find out how it got in.


DD: 1-14-09 EA/PA OM #1
TT: 5-11&12-09
DD#2: 5-18-09 EA OM #2
5-31-09: Told me she hasn't loved me.
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welcome14
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Default  Posted: 12:50 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

Thanks guys. Especially Tred.. now I can't finish my coffee for fear of having to use the toilet. Nicely played, snake. You bastard. And Myname, any chance he just left and moved next door to my neighbor's house? The one I hate??


Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.


Posts: 1222 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: clarksville, tn/ Ft Campbell
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 2:40 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

Nicely played, snake. You bastard.

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welcome14
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Default  Posted: 6:01 PM, October 24th (Thursday)

Annnnddd...I ventured back down into hell, armed to the teeth with a flashlight and a nine mil....and I went back up with a nice Woodchuck hard cider. Wat.Da.Fuck. Epic fail. It was tasty, though. Gotta empty out that fridge....

[This message edited by welcome14 at 6:11 PM, October 24th (Thursday)]


Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.


Posts: 1222 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: clarksville, tn/ Ft Campbell
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