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EvenKeel
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Member # 24210
Default  Posted: 9:19 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Seen this last night - isn't he just something:


What are you looking for:Someone who will return every favor I do for her. Someone who is always fresh or does not mind washing up for satisfying my desires.

Isn't he just a nice bowl of "all about me-me-me"???

It went on and on about how he expected you to be all about him.

[This message edited by EvenKeel at 9:20 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)]


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2050 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
nutmegkitty
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Member # 33882
Default  Posted: 9:40 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Always fresh? Isn't that some feminine wash slogan?


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2581 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
jemimapd
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Member # 37895
Default  Posted: 9:44 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Send him a pic of a Roomba


Jemima Puddleduck is a trusting soul....
DD 1 Dec 2012; Divorced 11/13; 2 children
Me: BS (47) Him: WH (52) Her: 3 PA's
Ex bought a house, The Money Pit With Mold That Will Never Be Finished. He's living in the basement.

Posts: 726 | Registered: Dec 2012
Nature_Girl
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Member # 32554
Default  Posted: 10:49 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Oh. My. Word.


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9462 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
EvenKeel
Member
Member # 24210
Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Do you ever read profiles and think "this is a joke, right?"

The entire thing was like that.

Once again, I am thankful for people's honesty.

I took a break from OLD and just reactivated my account last night to look around. Might be deactivating soon!


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2050 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
Snapdragon
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Member # 4286
Default  Posted: 6:16 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Wow! He's going to keep score! Can't you picture the spreadsheet taped to the fridge? Different "favors" have different point levels. Then there is the timer going because surely you must return the favor within a reasonable amount of time or it doesn't count. You must keep point levels even, of course!

Now, let's imagine what these favors might be, shall we?

His favors and point value

1,000 - Opens a door for you
2,000 - Brings you a glass of water
5,000 - Makes coffee in the morning and brings you a cup
10,000 - Makes you dinner
100,000 - Changes your flat
tire
250,000 - Cleans the snow/ice off your car in the morning
500,000 - Mows your lawn

Your favors and point value (point value subject to change based on quality of favor)

5 - Blow job
5 - Do his laundry
5 - Make him dinner
5 - Do his taxes for him
5 - Re-shingle his roof


Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink


Posts: 3075 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest
thebighurt
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Member # 34722
Default  Posted: 6:22 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Different "favors" have different point levels.

OMG! I quickly read this and saw *different "flavors"*!!!! I thought this was a reference to the flavor of one's *freshness*!

OOPS!


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

Posts: 2224 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: the Other Side
Snapdragon
Member
Member # 4286
Default  Posted: 6:39 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Well, I suppose we could put "Keeping a good flavor" on the list of favors!


Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink


Posts: 3075 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest
clralb
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Member # 17185
Default  Posted: 7:38 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)

Ha! What a dork.

His mantra is, Me, me, me, me, me ...


BS Divorced.

They were right about you.


Posts: 676 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: southeast
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