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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 9:45 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

It seems that stbx is seeking relationship advice from a website.


Here is the introduction to one of the *products* that he has looked at:

*****It is a simple set of easy-to-use tools designed to make any woman's pussy wet, horny with lust and ready to fuck. It can make a woman sleep with you if she's not physically attracted, or even if she hates you right now. Therefore you must agree to the following:
You are strongly encouraged to use <xxx> in an ethical manner. You should not break up happy relationships, or marriages, even if she is begging you for sex.
Be prepared for possible attachment. This trick is based on cutting edge psychology to engage her deepest emotion and innermost fantasies. She WILL become addicted to you.
You are strongly encouraged to check her ID before engaging in any sexual activity. Because this trick makes her extremely horny, she may lie about her age in order to sleep with you.*****


O.M.G!!! This guy already has an *issue* with respecting women. So what does he do??? He finds a *method* that actually encourages him to and teaches him how to further disrespect and objectify them??? Wow. That is 1500 degrees of HOT MESS!!! Yuck.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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HeartInADustpan
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Default  Posted: 9:50 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
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selkiescot
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Default  Posted: 9:53 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Good grief. Sounds like something a horny desperate 15 year old would buy.

[This message edited by selkiescot at 9:54 AM, November 9th (Saturday)]


The truth shall set you free or reveal the name of the OW!
ME 57
WH 64
DDAYs TOO MANY
daughter 27
You give me gifts! I don't want your gifts I want the truth. That's the greatest gift.

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KBeguile
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Default  Posted: 9:55 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Just reading it, it makes me think of all the promises of "Spanish Fly" wrapped up in an Internet Infomercial.

Maybe the visual of the commercial can feature your STBX as one of those "horribly incompetent Informercial actors" who can't do anything right?


Me: fWS 32
Her: BS 35 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 4yo
M: 7 years
DDays: 2012/11/14, 2013/02/05, 2013/03/09
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"Everything that happens now is happening 'now.'"
"What happened to 'then'?"
"We passed 'then.'"

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twokids
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Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Im so sorry, what an awful shock you have endured. Your heart must have sank when you found this. You deserve better.

I dont know the full context of the web page that you found, but this is kind of scary, like keep your distance from this guy scary.


Me: BS, 56
Him: WH, 50
5+ DDAYS; 10+ OW
Two sons, 16 & 18
M 19 yrs - detaching to divorce
In-house Separation since 7/2012

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Take2
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Default  Posted: 10:07 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Okay...first cup of coffee here...the gears aren't up to speed and I can't resist - so bear with me...

I think this is hysterical!!! And so incredibly, pathetically, lame - to think a grown ass man is even looking at this!!! I mean seriously how low can you go!??

This is how I'm looking at the text:

"It is a simple set of easy-to-use tools designed to make any woman's pussy wet, horny with lust and ready to fuck..."

oops hit send (like I said still foggy)

And the 1st tool is....? A pail of water (laced with feline hormones - that makes a cat go into heat). Hide your cats ladies! And beware of anyone stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water!!!

2nd tool - a rubber mallet (so when the cat owner comes out to rescue sweet Sasha from the alley cat... she'll end up "sleeping" with you even if she hates you.) Okay - that is sick! (Coffee must be kicking in).

But I'm still picturing the Sultan (dressed in orange and pink silken robes with a waxed handle bar mustachio) stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water and a rubber mallet: Here pussy, pussy!

Knew he was a loser, gonnabe - but now he is forever in my mind - a caricature of a loser!!

PS I reserve the right to kill this post when the coffee kicks in all the way - Meanwhile


[This message edited by Take2 at 10:34 AM, November 9th (Saturday)]


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sinsof thefather
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Default  Posted: 10:21 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

I was going to attempt to make a post in reply - but because there is just *SO MUCH* wrong with this - I don't even know where to start! I'm just struck dumb..and that doesn't happen often.


...second star to the right and straight on till morning.

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:27 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Sweet fancy Moses.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 11:59 AM, November 9th (Saturday)

Ummm, yeah...

I'm guessing it'll work as well as the X-ray glasses you got for sending in box tops...


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WW (me) - 49


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allusions
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Default  Posted: 12:06 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

I am picturing a cross between a shamwow and a "perfect polly" informercial. The Perfect Sham Pussy...

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Clearview
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Default  Posted: 12:13 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, as I spit tea everywhere. And then some more @ "Sham Pussy".


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DeadMumWalking
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Default  Posted: 12:14 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

WTF????

Oh yeah, it's Sultan.


Me (BS), Him (WH): early 50's
3 DS: teens!!! :)
M: 25 (19 1/2 at Dday), Together 30
Dday: Dec 2008
Limbo-ish, again (after multiple S) -- weighing my options

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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 12:15 PM, November 9th (Saturday)


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:22 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

.....and you all should see the *testimonials* from other people. They've never had more sex. They have women falling all over them, etc.etc.

Dude is a serial-cheater. He, pretty obviously, doesn't have a problem *getting* women.

This is just f'n creepy as hell. *THAT* guy has 'influence' over my boys. God.Help.Them.

Thing is....from the outside, stbx looks like a *great* catch, but underneath that shiny, successful looking exterior? He's scary. Not violent-scary, but definitely BAITER-scary.

Guess that proves the saying that you can put lipstick on a pig, but underneath all that *prettiness* -- it's still a pig.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:25 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Your responses are cracking me up......

****But I'm still picturing the Sultan (dressed in orange and pink silken robes with a waxed handle bar mustachio) stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water and a rubber mallet: Here pussy, pussy!****

****WTF???? Oh yeah, it's Sultan**** (isn't it lovely how he continues to embrace his username? )


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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Unagie
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Default  Posted: 12:30 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

The Perfect Sham Pussy...

Omg I can't stoo giggling. The bucket of water had me in stitches too.

Gonnabe he's living up to his repuation, I'm sorry you had to be subjected to it.


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No longer together

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Tripletrouble
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Reading between the lines "it doesn't matter how ugly and douchy you are - you too can trick a woman into sleeping with your sad ass. Call now and we will include some Roofies for free". Wow. Men buying this should have to wear a warning label.


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D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013

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eachdayisvictory
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Default  Posted: 12:37 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

barf

morons


me, BW: 34
FWH: 35
Dday: Feb 2013
LTA for 2+years
children: 2 boys age 3 and 6
Reconciling

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Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 12:38 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

This is all kinds of weird. Kind of like the ads that make a man with a 6 " penis can sprinkle some miracle grow and it become a "gut-busting" huge-mungus porn penis. Ad shows women Lying on the bed exhausted , with the man proudly standing over her with his hand on his hip.....I can't believe grown men think this shit is real..


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:48 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Good to hear that I'm not the only one that finds this ridiculous and creepy....considering the fact that I'm judgy and self-righteous


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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forlornheart
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Default  Posted: 1:03 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

I agree it's wicked scary that he's looking at shit like this but answer me this.....does he really think this is gonna work? Is he actually going to spend money on that shit???

Doubly scary!!! Whew!!


Me: 48- BW
Him: 45-WH-chronic cheater, PA and EA
Current Her: Mid to late 30's fatassed, no necked, troglodyte
D Day: August 23, 2013
Separated: August 23, 2013


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 1:13 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Is he actually going to spend money on that shit???

uhhhh.....he has purchased *something* from that website -- actually more than one *something*. The module that I pulled the quote from has a 14-day trial that I know that he ordered -- I don't think that he ended up purchasing it at the end of the 14 days -- although he did get to retain access to some of the *freebie* modules that were included.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 1:23 PM, November 9th (Saturday)


uhhhh.....he has purchased *something* from that website -- actually more than one *something*.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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sisoon
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Default  Posted: 1:28 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

rushing in to T/J, not to comment...

'caricature of a loser' - now THAT'S an insult to remember. Thanks, Take2.


fBH (me) - 70 (22 in my head), fWW (plainsong) - 65+, Married 45+, together since 1965
DDay - 12/2010
Recovered, not yet fully R'ed
I share my own experience because it's the only experience I know, not because I'm a good model.

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forlornheart
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Default  Posted: 1:48 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

I'm speechless. Was he always this way??

My stbx really has thrown some curve balls at me. I'd almost swear he's not the same person. His 'thing' was joining all the ONS dating sites. POF, Hot Match....crap like that. His been doing that for at least 2 years though I'd guess longer.
Gross bastard!!



Me: 48- BW
Him: 45-WH-chronic cheater, PA and EA
Current Her: Mid to late 30's fatassed, no necked, troglodyte
D Day: August 23, 2013
Separated: August 23, 2013


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Holly-Isis
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Default  Posted: 1:50 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Somehow I think your panties won't be getting soaked for someone stupid enough to fall for this. No matter what the ad promises.

"Use these powers for good, not evil. Wield the wang wisely."

Seriously...he's being a disgusting jerk...but a moronic disgusting jerk.


"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 1:52 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

You know those absolutely ridiculous and disgusting emails that show up in your junk filter for penile enhancement or local sluts or whatever? I always look at those and think "Who is actually stupid enough to A) open these and B) think they actually work?

Thank you gonnabe.. because now I know who.



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 2:02 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Oh Sweetie, he's going to use this on YOU! Right? He'll Sham-Pussy you and give you a Sham-Orgasm. Shah-ZAM!!!

Yes?


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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SoVerySadNow
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Default  Posted: 2:06 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

I've started to write a comment several times but this is beyond rational so they seemed lame and I deleted before I posted.
I'm rarely speechless- but this...

How gross and desperate that first line of product description sounds. Some mouth breather setting down some toolbox full of "tools" behind some unsuspecting female of unknown age is what it brings to mind. WTH?! Chlorophyll laced with Spanish fly perhaps? Eeegads! People send in money for this crap too.


Me:BW
Him:WH
D-day(s),after years of TT and Gaslighting was Labor Day Weekend 2012, continuing for a week after. *Dammit! More TT 3/9/13
Really trending toward D- planning about it is my "happy place" now.

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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 2:16 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

So I'm wondering.....shall I officially re-dub him *ShaZam*?


I always look at those and think "Who is actually stupid enough to A) open these and B) think they actually work?

Yea, meta.....me, too.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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refuz2bavictim
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Default  Posted: 2:43 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

bahahahahahahaha bahahahahahaha

ooops maybe it does work as advertised

I'm a little wet.

Bahahahahaha


Oh wait...wrong kind of wet. Sorry


BS:ME DDay: 7/18/09 Last of TT 7/11/10
MOW's EA/PA all were my "friends" but one


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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 3:01 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

ooops maybe it does work as advertised

I'm a little wet.

Oh Honey, it's not the same kind of wet.


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 3:03 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Oh wait...wrong kind of wet. Sorry


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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pointofnoreturn
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Default  Posted: 3:38 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Why waste money when you can just delude yourself into the red pill theory? Saves you tons of money, and you can still be a misogynist!


Me- WGF 22
Him- BBF 21
Ddays:
August 2011
September 26th, 2013

"A lesson is learned. Life is. Simply. There is no Death. There is no Before. There is no After. All is in Flux. Simply."


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thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 3:50 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

C'mon. Y'all must just be sexual prudes who can't look at sex like an adult!

(Like me! At least according to xpos!).

I'm sure xpos is familiar with that site and shopped there too. He knows about a lot of that stuff. He came into the room one night and turned the TV I had been watching, told me I should do some shopping, then left. It was a sex toy shopping channel.

He often said he believed he had "low T" even after being tested. He just didn't want it enough to suit him! Or that may have been a cover in case I wanted it sometime when he couldn't use another viagra that soon after he had screwed someone else or too many others.

They're both scary guys.


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hopefulmother
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Default  Posted: 3:53 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Well, what can you expect from a man that thinks the love in affairs is real!

You guys are too funny. Seriously..so sorry you have to deal with that, but it really lifted up my trigger day and reminded me of just how ridiculously pathetic our cheating spouses are.


Me-BW 39
WH-39
D-day 9-4-12
Major TT 8-14
Friends for 20yrs dating since 2000
Married 10yrs with 2 toddlers
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5454real
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Default  Posted: 4:01 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

and then I

Gonna, I don't think you ever have to doubt that you have made the right decision again. this guy is beyond pathetic.

how will you ever be able to look at him without laughing again? every time you see him with another woman, you're going to have to wonder if this is a product testimonial!

and then, I'm sorry. your kids deserve better. what an asshole.


BH 51, WW 42
DS 23(Mine),SD 21,SS 20(Hers),DS 9 Ours, DGS 3, DGD 1 mo
D=Day #1 5/04EA (Rugswept)
D-Day #2 3/10/12, TT til 3/13/12
Married 10yrs
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― Sophocles, Antigone

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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 4:11 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

It was a sex toy shopping channel.

Really? There's a channel for that now?


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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LivinginLimbo
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Default  Posted: 4:11 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

I thought they were all so incredibly irresistible that they had to share their "gift" with others. Are you telling me that they need "assistance" in that department?! I'm stunned.


BS - 62
FWH - 60
Married 34 years
D-Day 2/12/12
Doing well with R

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jackie89
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Default  Posted: 6:17 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

every time you see him with another woman, you're going to have to wonder if this is a product testimonial!

I was thinking the same thing!


Separated/divorcing

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solus sto
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Default  Posted: 8:30 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

Pa.The.Tic.

I'm judgy and self-righteous
OMG! Really?! Me, too! (Oddly enough, I never once thought, as charged, that I was superior to Trac-Fone. Well, not until he spent considerable time convincing me I am. Thank goodness he was able to educate me so well, or I might still be with him.)


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WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
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thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 8:51 PM, November 9th (Saturday)

It was a sex toy shopping channel.

Really? There's a channel for that now?

This was a few years ago, NG. You betcha that if one existed, xpos would find it! I bet your ex knows about it too!


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

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Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 3:36 AM, November 10th (Sunday)

Yea Gonna, you can be on the infomercial saying, " I was going to divorce Mr gonna, until he came home with the handy dandy ORGAS-O-MATIC...BUY YOURS TODAY!!


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

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happenedtome
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Default  Posted: 10:38 AM, November 10th (Sunday)

OMG . . . That ad is about the most "inSultan" and offensive misogynistic pile of dreck I have read in a long time. It makes my skin crawl to think that there are scum out there who actually buy into that crap.

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happenedtome
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Default  Posted: 10:38 AM, November 10th (Sunday)

Oops! Double post. I clearly do not know how to use the "preview" button!

[This message edited by happenedtome at 10:40 AM, November 10th (Sunday)]


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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, November 10th (Sunday)

Gonna, I feel bad for your sons. I hope they take their lessons on how to treat women from you and not sultan or his family. I know that thought has crossed your mind.

That people pay for this crap boggles my mind.

Hugs,
K


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purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 2:04 PM, November 10th (Sunday)

OMG!!!

"Use these powers for good, not evil. Wield the wang wisely

With great penis size comes great responsibility!


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

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