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newlysingle
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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, November 11th (Monday)

So dd got home this morning from The Gnat's house and I noticed some red splotches on her face. It suddenly dawned on me that the whore had painted Dd's face for the game. My mom and I were joking yesterday about whether or not Hello Kitty paints her face before a game. I guess we have our answer.

I don't mean to make fun of sports fans as I know many people do this, but you would have to know the Gnat to understand how crazy this is. The Gnat is all about shopping, interior decorating, fine dining, being a wine snob, etc. He turned his nose up at anyone who was a super, sports fan. He has zero interest in football.

All I could think of was Puddy from Seinfeld at the hockey game. "I'm doing it for the team, Jerry".


BW - Me (37)
XWH - (37) The Gnat
OW - Some dumb whore he picked up in another state and moved here here. Known as Hello Kitty.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (5), 1 DS (1 year)
Dday 3/13
Divorced 9/20/13

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itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 7:23 AM, November 12th (Tuesday)

All I can see is Puddy screaming "WE'RE THE DEVILS" in the Priest's face.

There's liking sports, and there's the obsessively crazy line.

I find it hilarious that Gnat is a culture guy and he's stuck with an obsessed sports fan.


Posts: 3356 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 1:26 PM, November 12th (Tuesday)


Amazing how they change who they are for the lurve of their life in one fell swoop.
I patiently await your future post of their smack down from the karma bus!


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
D: 7/2/2014

Posts: 2213 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
newlysingle
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Default  Posted: 3:00 PM, November 12th (Tuesday)

Glad to know I'm not the only Seinfeld fan around here!

It is so crazy how they change their personalities to the person they're with. I'm still waiting on the Karma Bus, StillLivin '. I just have to have faith that it will one day hit.


BW - Me (37)
XWH - (37) The Gnat
OW - Some dumb whore he picked up in another state and moved here here. Known as Hello Kitty.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (5), 1 DS (1 year)
Dday 3/13
Divorced 9/20/13

Posts: 879 | Registered: Mar 2013
SBB
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Default  Posted: 3:10 AM, November 13th (Wednesday)

Good old mirroring. Sheesh, they really do have an MO, don't they.

The sad clown HATES leopard print. Always mentioned how tacky it is whenever we saw it. He was kind of irrational about it - he'd virtually tic over it.

OWUmpteen wears leopard print. I had a good, hearty chuckle.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
ruinedandbroken
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Default  Posted: 8:06 PM, November 13th (Wednesday)

How funny! I didn't know about this mirroring thing.

My ex always hated flip flops. He REFUSED to wear them. He refused to even try them on.

About 6 months after dday I saw him wearing flip flops. I was like WTH???

What is this mirroring all about?


“People who cheat feel that life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever have my soul surgically removed."
Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 6&9
Married 14 yrs Together 21

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Default  Posted: 10:34 PM, November 13th (Wednesday)

Mirroring is the phenomena that causes so many of us to wonder where the hell the guy we married went.

They mirror likes/dislikes/values in the beginning to hook their victim. It is how so many of them go on to have new relationships so quickly.

The act doesn't last. 2-3 years in my case. I held onto the illusion for many more years beyond his efforts to keep it up.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 4:32 AM, November 14th (Thursday)

OW in my case molded XH into her perfect hipster douchebag ideal. Not only does he look like a flaming asshole, he looks ... real fucking uncomfortable. Good for you, XH, good for you. Everytime I see him, he looks like a cat wearing socks.


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.

Posts: 738 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
Lola2kids
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Default  Posted: 1:04 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

I call my ex Jetsetter Gigolo Asshole.
He now travels extensively, before he was afraid to fly.
He says he's not a player, um how does he even know that word?
He's just an asshole now and unfortunately I can see now that that never changed...he was an asshole when we were together too.

ETA: a cat with socks, LOL.

[This message edited by Lola2kids at 1:06 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]


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Kids: twins DD(10)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved to Europe June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"

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Default  Posted: 1:21 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

Everytime I see him, he looks like a cat wearing socks.

You.Are.Awesome.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 2:50 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

TJ, but pretty hilarious.

http://imgur.com/gallery/t8lLZ

eta: broken link? Or I'm dumb.

[This message edited by Vulcanized at 2:51 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.

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Default  Posted: 10:45 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

I think because it is a video.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
newlysingle
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Default  Posted: 12:17 AM, November 15th (Friday)

Okay, the cat wearing socks video is hilarious.

[This message edited by newlysingle at 12:18 AM, November 15th (Friday)]


BW - Me (37)
XWH - (37) The Gnat
OW - Some dumb whore he picked up in another state and moved here here. Known as Hello Kitty.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (5), 1 DS (1 year)
Dday 3/13
Divorced 9/20/13

Posts: 879 | Registered: Mar 2013
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