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kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:15 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

(I just couldn't wait for SPF. So sue me.)


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."

Posts: 4925 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 8:21 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

The more veteran members will understand when I say kdny would have loved this...


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5860 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
HUFI-PUFI
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Member # 25460
Default  Posted: 8:47 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

Family picture ...


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3226 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
kernel
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Default  Posted: 9:13 PM, November 14th (Thursday)

Huh. They must have reconciled. Nice photo of the Wares. (Totally stole that from a post on George Takei's FB page)

[This message edited by kernel at 9:18 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."

Posts: 4925 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Laura28
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Member # 28997
Default  Posted: 1:24 AM, November 15th (Friday)

Hi all

Well....

It seems that the son of this illicit union - Spork - found a partner from a similar union. After taking vows together it pains me to report that

Mrs Spork was stepping out on Mr Spork some years ago

Here in Oz we have found the child of the illicit union.

A "Splade"

It takes little imagination to realise that Mrs Spork's illicit partner was a knife ("blade" )

This handy utensil has the prongs of a fork, the cup of a spoon and the sharp edge of a knife.

A sad state of affairs for the Spork family but mighty handy at Aussie BBQs

[This message edited by Laura28 at 1:33 AM, November 15th (Friday)]


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

Posts: 2738 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia
HUFI-PUFI
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Member # 25460
Default  Posted: 7:19 AM, November 15th (Friday)


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3226 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
HUFI-PUFI
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Default  Posted: 7:22 AM, November 15th (Friday)

Snapshot of a typical Aussie BBQ fanatic ....


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3226 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:17 AM, November 15th (Friday)

That Sporking 'Foon!!!

(anyone get it?)


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:42 PM, November 15th (Friday)

Hmmmm ???


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:31 PM, November 15th (Friday)

It's a SPOONERISM


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 20928 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Laura28
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Default  Posted: 9:30 PM, November 15th (Friday)


Married 32yrs Me BW 57Yrs Him FWH 60yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"

Posts: 2738 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia
purplejacket4
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Member # 34262
Default  Posted: 3:03 PM, November 16th (Saturday)

That splade is brilliant! Can they be bought in the states?


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

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