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Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 4:14 AM, November 22nd (Friday)

I think this would be particularly good to pull on someone who is doing their very first Thanksgiving dinner.

Buy a Cornish Hen, unwrap it and when no one is looking, put it in the turkey cavity. Instruct the novice cook to rinse and pat the cavity dry and then accuse them of purchasing a pregnant turkey.

I cannot wait to pull this on one of my daughters some day.

Cat


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WarehouseGuy
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Default  Posted: 4:27 AM, November 22nd (Friday)


Love it!

whg


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 5:08 AM, November 22nd (Friday)


Take up your space (and do it well).

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abbycadabby
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Default  Posted: 8:50 AM, November 22nd (Friday)


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nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 8:53 AM, November 22nd (Friday)

That is hilarious!!!!!


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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 3:28 PM, November 22nd (Friday)


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lingerdog
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Default  Posted: 3:46 PM, November 22nd (Friday)


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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, November 22nd (Friday)

Um...it would have to be someone who is not aware that hens lay eggs?


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Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 5:39 PM, November 22nd (Friday)

Well, yes, Lyonesse. This is why it wood not work on the vet student daughter. The other daughter . . . Oh, yes.

I can just envision this stunt pulled on someone doing their first turkey ever.

Cat

P.S. Yes, I am evil.


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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, November 22nd (Friday)

Very evil. And be sure to emphasize how adorable baby turkeys are...


Of course it may backfire and she just may turn vegetarian after this stunt!


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Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 6:12 PM, November 22nd (Friday)

It would be even funnier if the turkey was a "tom".

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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, November 22nd (Friday)

You are an evil, evil Cat!


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Skan
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Default  Posted: 7:05 PM, November 24th (Sunday)

Trust me, anyone who has ever TRIED a Tofurky will never go vegetarian! No matter how cute the baby turkeys are!


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PurpleBirch
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Default  Posted: 9:56 PM, November 24th (Sunday)

I'll have to remember this one!


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Exit Wounds
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Default  Posted: 8:13 AM, November 25th (Monday)

Send pics when you do it Cat.

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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:24 PM, November 26th (Tuesday)

I saw a video on one of the funny home video shows... Not AFV but something similar. The young woman who cooked the "pregnant turkey" was almost hysterical.

If you search on YouTube, there are about a hundred of them. It is damn funny.


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 8:27 PM, November 26th (Tuesday)

That would be funny as hell. A bit rude but damn funny.


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peacelovetea
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Default  Posted: 11:05 AM, November 29th (Friday)

Instead of turkey this year I made cornish hens for each of us. The kids had never seen them and were excited by their "individual chickens" -- and then were laughing when they discovered that each of them had something different hidden inside the cavity. Son had half a pickle, friend had a hard-boiled egg, and daughters had a pile of cranberries and a meatball respectively.


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weeping willow
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Default  Posted: 12:58 PM, November 29th (Friday)

plt, I love the cornish hen idea stuffed with a hard boiled egg! I am going to pull this one on DGD, 13 and DGS, 10. We were just laughing about stuffing the turkey with a cornish hen yesterday, as we ate our turkey dinner. They both said that they wouldn't fall for that one, but I think they just might fall for the egg in the cornish hen.

[This message edited by weeping willow at 1:00 PM, November 29th (Friday)]


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