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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 6:48 PM, January 6th (Monday)

If you are trying to do your spouse a favor and sleep on the couch because your stupid work phone is ringing every 5 minutes from 330 am on, it's a very good idea to have some source of light with you. Or to reach behind you and make sure you are actually in front of the sofa before you start sitting down.

Yeah. I'm a freaking genius. Went to sit down and didn't realize until past the point of no return that I was between the sofa and the elliptical trainer. Ass-first on the hard wood floor, elbow banged on every possible surface on the exercise machine.

And lemme tell you, I am exceptionally well padded in the ass-area and it did NOT help at all.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 7:43 PM, January 6th (Monday)

Oh, I am sorry, but couldn't help but laugh! It is something I would do, too. I have bruises all over me from my not paying attention. I hope you didn't get hurt too bad, HFSSC.


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 7:45 PM, January 6th (Monday)

(((hfssc))) Ouch!


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"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Default  Posted: 7:55 PM, January 6th (Monday)

just another reason I don't have an elliptical machine.

((hfssc and her hurt bum))


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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:13 PM, January 6th (Monday)

SMS, laugh away. It's my favorite coping skill.

I have been falling all my life. I am a klutz. Usually I have more of an audience than I did last night.

I'm playing a fun new game tonight. I discover a new bruise and try to figure out what I hit that particular body part on.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2705 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 8:38 PM, January 6th (Monday)

I hope your elbow and bum feel better now.


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, January 6th (Monday)

(((HFSSC)))


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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 9:42 PM, January 6th (Monday)

((((((((HFSSC))))))))

I'm playing a fun new game tonight. I discover a new bruise and try to figure out what I hit that particular body part on

I play that game, usually with the bottom of my feet and bruises shaped like kids toys.

Sending healing prayers your way,
K


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
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