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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 7:44 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Let's start with the "I can't spell" edition...

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Default  Posted: 7:45 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Now for the "umm...what?" edition:



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Default  Posted: 7:46 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)


Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it. - François-Marie Arouet

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Default  Posted: 7:48 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Ready for the really bad ones?
Okay...

Here is the "why would you make that a cake?" edition:

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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Jrazz - OMG i love this one.. what i want to ask the baker is.. WHY the teeth?


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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

oh my


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Default  Posted: 7:52 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Now for the "what is it" edition:
Cast your vote!

(1)

(2)

(3)

(4)

(5)


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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

1- phone

2- dear lord kill it with fire!

3- frosty

4- tanks doing calligraphy

5- Volcano eruption at the north pole???


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Default  Posted: 8:06 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Maybe (1) is a bananaphone..

I think (2) was a volcano at a beach with water?

(3) ice cream and prunes frosty

(4)holly, and then they thought "holly must grow on vines, right? right? wheres the silly string"

(5)OH OH OH, its Santa, Ho HO ho..I dunno I Had leftover pine cone thingys

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Default  Posted: 8:07 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Random pics

Lightning McQueens poo
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Default  Posted: 8:08 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Oh, its a cow
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... with an udder in her neck.

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Default  Posted: 9:10 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

My first thought was a cow doing a pig. Sorry.

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Default  Posted: 9:25 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Waiting, I didn't see it until you said it. Now it can't be unseen.


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Default  Posted: 9:33 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

My first thought was a cow doing a pig. Sorry.


Thats one SURPRISED pig!


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Default  Posted: 9:43 PM, January 8th (Wednesday)

Did I crash your party, BR?

I didn't realize CakeWrecks was an actual site...

These are hilarious.


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You can call me NIK

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Default  Posted: 11:06 AM, January 9th (Thursday)

I love love love Cake Wrecks!!

Have you seen the VAGINA cakes for baby showers?????

Talk about things that can't be unseen. *shudder*


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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, January 9th (Thursday)

Yeah, Gross huh?


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Default  Posted: 6:54 PM, January 9th (Thursday)

They just never disappoint, do they?

I don't want to think about the butt cake. I really don't.


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Default  Posted: 7:02 PM, January 9th (Thursday)

Those were AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Default  Posted: 3:57 AM, January 10th (Friday)

T/J - WRT mis-spellings, in Little Compton, RI, and perhaps in colonial America in general, there's a graveyard with a bunch of 17th century gravestones. Names are carved in the stones.

On at least one stone (actually more than one, IIRC), the carver carved the wrong letter, through which he carved a line, too.

On at least one stone (actually more than one, IIRC), the carver skipped a letter in the name, and he cared the correct letter above the line in between the 2 letters the new letter should have gone.

Very strange....

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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, April 11th (Friday)

Bumping because BR's threads are awesome!!

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Default  Posted: 6:23 AM, April 12th (Saturday)

jo2love,

I got excited that the thread was towards the top thinking there were new cakes to look at! Imagine my disappointment. I came to Fun and Games this morning specifically wondering if BR had any new cakes, lol.


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Default  Posted: 9:53 AM, April 12th (Saturday)

Maybe if we start a "br's cakes" fan club, she will surprise us.

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Default  Posted: 2:33 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

This thread made me hungry. That is all.

I would eat the hell out if that alien cake, FWIW.


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Cool  Posted: 4:54 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


Alright, alright.

What they wanted:

What they got:

more to come...


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Default  Posted: 4:56 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

What happens when the snow melts?



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Default  Posted: 4:57 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

Don't... make... eye contact...

All tucked in, and ready to kill.


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Frustrated  Posted: 5:00 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

What they wanted

What they got


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Default  Posted: 5:01 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

A....pig roast??


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Default  Posted: 5:02 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

she seems rather unhappy about being a cake.


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Default  Posted: 5:05 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

I are a gud speller edition of Cakewrecks:


probably wanted a picture of a bear...just sayin


what you do when its not your turn to sing?


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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


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Default  Posted: 5:10 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

when you get it...


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Default  Posted: 5:11 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


asked the baker to write all the retiree names around the cake randomly


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Default  Posted: 5:14 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


Supposed to say Recital 2014


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Default  Posted: 5:16 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


Oh sweet you made me a cake...wait...hey!


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Default  Posted: 5:19 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


tried for

but got



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Default  Posted: 5:20 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

something is wrong with his feet....


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Default  Posted: 5:27 PM, April 12th (Saturday)


Maybe you should try again


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Default  Posted: 5:32 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

Bill Of Wrongs

Freedom of Assembly

The Right To Bear Arms

The Right Against Self-Incrimination

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Default  Posted: 5:35 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

Bakers, your display cakes can really make or break your business.

So maybe stop putting your old shoes on them?

Not to mention keep it all looking delicious!

Maybe show a little support for a worthy cause:


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Default  Posted: 8:39 PM, April 12th (Saturday)

Thank you, BR. Your cake posts have made some pretty bad homework nights, totally turn around.


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Default  Posted: 7:24 AM, April 13th (Sunday)

Squee!!!

Always a good chuckle. Thanks BR.


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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, April 13th (Sunday)

This one isnt a cake wreck but it's so cute I had to share. You go girl!


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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, April 13th (Sunday)

Wow! This is as good as SPF!!!!

WRT misspellings on cakes, there's a 17th century cemetery/church yard in Little Compton, RI, in which some of the gravestones show misspelling - names carved with a line through them, names with letters jammed in above the line, the name 'Peabody' spelled several ways, etc.

Very interesting. Maybe spelling is over-rated.


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