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She11ybeanz
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Flame  Posted: 2:55 PM, January 29th (Wednesday)

Just sayin.....

I think I know why I'm single now...... WHEW.....

My cubicle should be quarantined off as a biological warfare zone....

That was one thing my XWH hated about me....the silent but deadly mushroom cloud gift.... I am not a "fluffer"....... I level cities!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2724 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 2:59 PM, January 29th (Wednesday)

Now that's a neat addition to your resume!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7278 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
HUFI-PUFI
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Default  Posted: 3:09 PM, January 29th (Wednesday)


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3279 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
lostmylight55
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Default  Posted: 5:43 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

Don't feel too bad,

I think I set off my Gas/Co detector this morning. It's happened a couple times before where the thing went off and couldn't figure out why. Even had a guy come out to check the fire place for a gas leak Ė Nope, just me.

[This message edited by lostmylight55 at 5:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday)]


My Boundaries are firm: Trespassers will be shot on sight.

Posts: 89 | Registered: Oct 2011
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 6:21 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

How about some more beans Mr. Taggert?


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

I was going to spread some hummus on my oatcakes this morning, but then I recalled this post AND I simultaneously remembered that I am going to the theatre this evening.


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7278 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
Lola2kids
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Member # 32789
Default  Posted: 8:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

For me it's crock pot - pot roast.
I use Lipton Onion Soup mix for the sauce.

Whew.
Killin' myself here.
Luckily I have air freshener in my desk.


BS: (Me) 47
Kids: twins DD(10)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved to Europe June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"

Posts: 1419 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 9:31 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

Shelly, I let one go last night...silent...and across the room my fiance said "JESUS CHRIST was that YOU?" and then he gagged and ran out of the room.

I couldn't stop laughing.


Posts: 3419 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:10 AM, January 30th (Thursday)


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21270 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 10:19 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

Ok, folks, I have homework to do, so my last post and then I'm closing out the window!
Funny story as follows:
My STBXH has horrible gas. And usually the silent ones.
I MEAN HORRIBLE.
So I was slowly waking up, when this Godawfulnasty stench hit my nose.
I almost retched. I mean EWWWWW. I NEVER have bad smelling gas. Just air. Well, unless I'm really sick and have eaten something I probably shouldn't have. I usually juice more than I eat, so gas has NOT been a problem in years for me.
I was so mad at him, because he always liked to leave me some of his stench and take off out of the room laughing. Yuck.
I jumped out of bed ready to really let him have it with some choice words.
And.....


I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
D: 7/2/2014

Posts: 2332 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, January 30th (Thursday)

I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!

So you just decided to ... fart around?


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21270 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
dontknowwhyme
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Default  Posted: 3:28 PM, January 30th (Thursday)

To be mean to my kids I will let one go and then ask the kids if they smell popcorn. It is a natural reaction to take in a big wiff to check for popcorn smell. They don't think it is funny.


BS 38
FWW 37 (fireandice)
Married 13 Years - Together 20
D-Day1:Jan 08 (EA OM#1)
D-Day2:8-15-08 (EA/PA OM#2)
DS12, DS9
D-Day3:11-3-10
Divorced 1-27-11
Remember, you don't drown from being thrown in the water. You drown from staying in it.

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