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Amazonia
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Funny  Posted: 12:10 AM, May 10th (Saturday)

I crack up over these things.

My favorites?

and


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13738 | Registered: Jul 2011
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 1:18 AM, May 10th (Saturday)


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7813 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
SBB
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Member # 35229
Default  Posted: 2:31 AM, May 10th (Saturday)


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5558 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Amazonia
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Member # 32810
Default  Posted: 3:54 AM, May 10th (Saturday)


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13738 | Registered: Jul 2011
Sad in AZ
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Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 7:37 AM, May 10th (Saturday)


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20159 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
SisterMilkshake
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Member # 30024
Default  Posted: 10:06 AM, May 10th (Saturday)


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9652 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
jrc1963
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Member # 26531
Default  Posted: 10:08 AM, May 10th (Saturday)

All Too Funny


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 24510 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 9:02 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


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DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 9:07 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 9:09 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
woundedby2
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Member # 18522
Default  Posted: 9:10 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7813 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:16 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 9:20 PM, May 10th (Saturday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
scaredyKat
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Default  Posted: 9:41 PM, May 10th (Saturday)

That did it.

[This message edited by scaredyKat at 9:44 PM, May 10th (Saturday)]


Me-BS-60
HIM-SAFWH-63
Damn autocorrect is responsible for the silly errors, sorry!

Posts: 3538 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: In my head
Amazonia
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Member # 32810
Default  Posted: 8:27 PM, May 11th (Sunday)

I love these so much.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13738 | Registered: Jul 2011
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 8:37 AM, May 12th (Monday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
itainteasy
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Member # 31094
Default  Posted: 9:40 AM, May 12th (Monday)

Oh the Fuck Off one!

I actually said this to an asshole who totally deserved it:

"Why don't you fuck right off, down the street to the corner of Fuck Off and Eat Shit, take a left at Fuck off, keep going, and then fuck off some more?"


Posts: 3383 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 9:27 AM, May 13th (Tuesday)

Thought this one was fitting...


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
MadeOfScars
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Default  Posted: 12:42 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)

[This message edited by MadeOfScars at 12:43 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)]


“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” ― Rumi

Posts: 1110 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Texas
MadeOfScars
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Member # 42231
Default  Posted: 12:44 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” ― Rumi

Posts: 1110 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Texas
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 12:52 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 12:56 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
MadeOfScars
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Member # 42231
Default  Posted: 1:09 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” ― Rumi

Posts: 1110 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Texas
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 1:44 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 1:45 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
nutmegkitty
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Member # 33882
Default  Posted: 1:51 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)

I love these!


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2589 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 2:01 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 2:03 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 2:07 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
MadeOfScars
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Default  Posted: 4:37 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)

[This message edited by MadeOfScars at 4:37 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)]


“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” ― Rumi

Posts: 1110 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Texas
MadeOfScars
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Default  Posted: 4:38 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” ― Rumi

Posts: 1110 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Texas
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:47 PM, May 13th (Tuesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:22 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)

I love these things! OMG, the one about the love life is hilarious!

Here's one I wish I had the nerve to post on Facebook:


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:47 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
Member
Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:47 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
Member
Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 8:49 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:00 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:00 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
Member
Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 9:02 AM, May 14th (Wednesday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
TrulyReconciled
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Member # 3031
Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, May 15th (Thursday)

Love, "Fuck this shit o'clock time"


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21116 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
BrokenButTrying
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Member # 42111
Default  Posted: 3:52 PM, May 15th (Thursday)

Oh! I give up!

[This message edited by BrokenButTrying at 3:58 PM, May 15th (Thursday)]


Me - 27
Him - 27
Madhatters

My Ddays - 01/10 & 12/04/14
His Dday - 23/12/13

Chin up. Unwavering. Fight. I can do this.


Posts: 1235 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: UK
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 3:58 PM, May 15th (Thursday)

Hey BBT...just click the button to the left of the text box and place the link there.

Here you go...


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
BrokenButTrying
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Member # 42111
Default  Posted: 4:06 PM, May 15th (Thursday)

Thank you!
It's probably because I'm trying to do it from my phone.


Me - 27
Him - 27
Madhatters

My Ddays - 01/10 & 12/04/14
His Dday - 23/12/13

Chin up. Unwavering. Fight. I can do this.


Posts: 1235 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: UK
SisterMilkshake
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Member # 30024
Default  Posted: 4:14 PM, May 15th (Thursday)


eta: not my favorite

[This message edited by SisterMilkshake at 4:22 PM, May 15th (Thursday)]


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9652 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
JustDone
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Member # 9742
Default  Posted: 6:19 PM, May 16th (Friday)


Forgiveness is giving up the possibility of a better past.

Nobody forgets what happens, the secret is learning to live with it.


Posts: 2786 | Registered: Feb 2006
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 10:42 PM, May 16th (Friday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 10:43 PM, May 16th (Friday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
DepressedDaddy
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Member # 41521
Default  Posted: 10:55 PM, May 16th (Friday)


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


Posts: 754 | Registered: Dec 2013
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 11:28 PM, May 20th (Tuesday)


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trying to smile
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Member # 9683
Default  Posted: 4:53 AM, May 21st (Wednesday)


Good Women.
May we know them,
May we be them,
May we raise them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Yoda

Posts: 6061 | Registered: Feb 2006 | From: The Land Down Under
trying to smile
Member
Member # 9683
Default  Posted: 4:55 AM, May 21st (Wednesday)


Good Women.
May we know them,
May we be them,
May we raise them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Yoda

Posts: 6061 | Registered: Feb 2006 | From: The Land Down Under
trying to smile
Member
Member # 9683
Default  Posted: 5:00 AM, May 21st (Wednesday)


Good Women.
May we know them,
May we be them,
May we raise them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Yoda

Posts: 6061 | Registered: Feb 2006 | From: The Land Down Under
trying to smile
Member
Member # 9683
Default  Posted: 5:00 AM, May 21st (Wednesday)


Good Women.
May we know them,
May we be them,
May we raise them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Yoda

Posts: 6061 | Registered: Feb 2006 | From: The Land Down Under
Amazonia
Member
Member # 32810
Default  Posted: 11:13 PM, May 23rd (Friday)


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13738 | Registered: Jul 2011
StepAside
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Member # 29826
Default  Posted: 6:01 PM, May 24th (Saturday)

aww yeah, FLAWLESS!


Me 48yrs, king of douchebagastan- 50yrs STD infected bankrupt NPD sociopathic drunk thief
countless A's, he is a predator that targets losers like himself
Last Dday 04/12/2010-Divorcing if/when his cumdumpsters lend him some $ or balls to file

Posts: 1517 | Registered: Oct 2010 | From: Ingersoll Ontario
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