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purplejacket4
♀ 34262
Member # 34262 |  Posted: 4:14 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 |     |
Young lady came in last week with breast pain. She also complained of masses. She had recently gotten off the depoprovera shot that keeps you from getting pregnant by making your body think it is menopausal. She'd been on it for four years and was now coming in at age 20 with these complaints.
Me: (doing the breast exam) Hmmm, what exactly are you feeling as masses?
Patient: (grabs both breasts) Right here! I've never had these before!
Me: Um, those ARE your breasts.
Patient: Oh!
Pt's boyfriend across the room does a palm face plant. 
Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 2412 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest |
authenticnow
♀ 16024
Member # 16024 | | Posted: 4:17 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Happiness is an inside job. ---William Arthur Ward
Posts: 39821 | Registered: Sep 2007 |
jrc1963
♀ 26531
Member # 26531 | | Posted: 4:22 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Wait?!?! What?????
OMG!!!
Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Posts: 24933 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida |
Clarrissa
♀ 21886
Member # 21886 | | Posted: 5:02 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Wait a minute. She's *20 years old* and had no clue she could/would develop breasts??? I never thought some one that age could be that clueless. What's her name? Carrie White? [This message edited by Clarrissa at 5:02 PM, April 16th (Tuesday)]
BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Posts: 5904 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 5:31 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
You can call me NIK
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman
Posts: 27021 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Lyonesse
♀ 32943
Member # 32943 | | Posted: 6:46 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
So THAT'S what those two strange growths on my chest are...thanks, purplejacket! You have saved me a bundle in doctor's visits! 
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1839 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast |
authenticnow
♀ 16024
Member # 16024 | | Posted: 7:10 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Happiness is an inside job. ---William Arthur Ward
Posts: 39821 | Registered: Sep 2007 |
Unagie
♀ 37091
Member # 37091 | | Posted: 10:28 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Does anyone else feel confused as to how someone could actually be that dense? My head is hurting trying to wrap my mind around it... [This message edited by Unagie at 10:29 PM, April 16th (Tuesday)]
Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild
No longer together
"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss
Posts: 2851 | Registered: Oct 2012 |
purplejacket4
♀ 34262
Member # 34262 | | Posted: 11:58 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Poor little muffin didn't realize getting off the shot would allow the rest of her normal breast development to finsh. I got to announce: congratulations! You are now a C cup!
The boyfriend was JAZZED! 
Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 2412 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 9:51 AM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21751 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
aesir
♂ 17210
Member # 17210 | | Posted: 10:00 AM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
I hope you put her back on the depoprovera shot, for the sake of humanity. Scary to think that now she might be able to reproduce.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg |
Undefinabl3
♀ 36883
Member # 36883 | | Posted: 1:50 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Me: 31 MH
Him: 37 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit
Phone Find 11/21/14 - I can't even right now.
Posts: 1838 | Registered: Sep 2012 |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 2:12 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
I hope you put her back on the depoprovera shot, for the sake of humanity. Scary to think that now she might be able to reproduce.
Then she would likely suffer from mammary loss ...  
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21751 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
BrokenRoad
♀ 15334
Member # 15334 | | Posted: 7:58 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
(holding her head) Ohhhh!
{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin
Posts: 10884 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 10:12 AM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Wut??
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21751 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
ajsmom
♀ 17460
Member # 17460 | | Posted: 10:18 AM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Can't wait for the follow-up as you deliver the baby she didn't know she was pregnant with.
Sheesh.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
AJ's MOM
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!
Posts: 21155 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back |
purplejacket4
♀ 34262
Member # 34262 | | Posted: 4:58 PM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013 | |
You guys laugh but that is common enough that we jokingly call it "the movable mass." One of my doctors came to me with a  and said he had a patient with a left upper quadrant mass and THEN it became a RIGHT upper quadrant mass. I finally went in and put a doptone on her abdomen. Once the thumpa thumpa thumpa was heard I said do you know what that is??? That's your baby! She delivered the next week! 
Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 2412 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest |
918Mama
♀ 37756
Member # 37756 | | Posted: 12:16 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013 | |
Purple,
Having birthed two babies myself, I cannot for the life of me understand how women can go through an entire pregnancy and NOT know.
There's no way. I just don't get it! I mean, it's either a baby or an alien. Either way, something is moving in there!!!
Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. -- Sonia Ricotti
Posts: 609 | Registered: Dec 2012 |
5454real
♂ 37455
Member # 37455 | | Posted: 12:20 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013 | |
I dunno, could be gas!
Face Palm.
BH 51, WW 42
DS 23(Mine),SD 21,SS 21(Hers),DS 9 Ours, DGS 3, DGD 1 mo
D=Day #1 5/04EA (Rugswept)
D-Day #2 3/10/12, TT til 3/13/12
Married 10yrs
“I have no love for a friend who loves in words alone.”
― Sophocles, Antigone
Posts: 3491 | Registered: Nov 2012 | From: midwest |
918Mama
♀ 37756
Member # 37756 | | Posted: 12:36 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013 | |
Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. -- Sonia Ricotti
Posts: 609 | Registered: Dec 2012 |
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