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purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 4:14 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Young lady came in last week with breast pain. She also complained of masses. She had recently gotten off the depoprovera shot that keeps you from getting pregnant by making your body think it is menopausal. She'd been on it for four years and was now coming in at age 20 with these complaints.

Me: (doing the breast exam) Hmmm, what exactly are you feeling as masses?
Patient: (grabs both breasts) Right here! I've never had these before!
Me: Um, those ARE your breasts.
Patient: Oh!

Pt's boyfriend across the room does a palm face plant.


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 4:22 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait?!?! What?????

OMG!!!


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 5:02 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait a minute. She's *20 years old* and had no clue she could/would develop breasts??? I never thought some one that age could be that clueless. What's her name? Carrie White?

[This message edited by Clarrissa at 5:02 PM, April 16th (Tuesday)]


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 5:31 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 6:46 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So THAT'S what those two strange growths on my chest are...thanks, purplejacket! You have saved me a bundle in doctor's visits!


Me: BS, 40's.

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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 7:10 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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Unagie
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Default  Posted: 10:28 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does anyone else feel confused as to how someone could actually be that dense? My head is hurting trying to wrap my mind around it...

[This message edited by Unagie at 10:29 PM, April 16th (Tuesday)]


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No longer together

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purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 11:58 PM, April 16th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Poor little muffin didn't realize getting off the shot would allow the rest of her normal breast development to finsh. I got to announce: congratulations! You are now a C cup!

The boyfriend was JAZZED!


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

Posts: 2292 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:51 AM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Reminds me of an old joke about the face lift knob ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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aesir
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Default  Posted: 10:00 AM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I hope you put her back on the depoprovera shot, for the sake of humanity. Scary to think that now she might be able to reproduce.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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Undefinabl3
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Default  Posted: 1:50 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: 31 MH
Him: 37 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:12 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I hope you put her back on the depoprovera shot, for the sake of humanity. Scary to think that now she might be able to reproduce.

Then she would likely suffer from mammary loss ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 7:58 PM, April 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(holding her head) Ohhhh!


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
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Posts: 10768 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:12 AM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wut??


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 10:18 AM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can't wait for the follow-up as you deliver the baby she didn't know she was pregnant with.

Sheesh.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

AJ's MOM


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"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
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DS - 31 - Yikes!


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purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 4:58 PM, April 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You guys laugh but that is common enough that we jokingly call it "the movable mass." One of my doctors came to me with a and said he had a patient with a left upper quadrant mass and THEN it became a RIGHT upper quadrant mass. I finally went in and put a doptone on her abdomen. Once the thumpa thumpa thumpa was heard I said do you know what that is??? That's your baby! She delivered the next week!


Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish

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918Mama
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Default  Posted: 12:16 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Purple,

Having birthed two babies myself, I cannot for the life of me understand how women can go through an entire pregnancy and NOT know.

There's no way. I just don't get it! I mean, it's either a baby or an alien. Either way, something is moving in there!!!


Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. -- Sonia Ricotti

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5454real
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Default  Posted: 12:20 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I dunno, could be gas!

Face Palm.


BH 51, WW 42
DS 23(Mine),SD 21,SS 20(Hers),DS 9 Ours, DGS 3, DGD 1 mo
D=Day #1 5/04EA (Rugswept)
D-Day #2 3/10/12, TT til 3/13/12
Married 10yrs
I have no love for a friend who loves in words alone.
― Sophocles, Antigone

Posts: 3152 | Registered: Nov 2012 | From: midwest
918Mama
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Default  Posted: 12:36 AM, April 22nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Gas. Must be it! Lol


Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. -- Sonia Ricotti

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