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need_hope posted 5/15/2013 10:14 AM

I had to shut my office door because I was laughing so hard. Sitting here with tears rolling....

SuperDuperWonderboy posted 5/15/2013 12:19 PM

Damn the authorities.

nowiknow23 posted 5/15/2013 12:39 PM

I saw this yesterday. Hilarious.

jo2love posted 5/15/2013 13:01 PM

"A third one and I will bite the shit out them as per protocol."

Nature_Girl posted 5/15/2013 13:19 PM

I've been laughing about this for days now. So many good lines. Biting the shit out of them as per protocol. Will probably die soon. Sing the song of my people. Sisyphus.

So funny!

metamorphisis posted 5/15/2013 14:07 PM

aesir posted 5/15/2013 14:07 PM

Recognize every one...

metamorphisis posted 5/15/2013 15:15 PM

Oh so do I. Especially the "sing the song of my people" at 3 in the morning

TrustNoOne posted 5/15/2013 16:57 PM

Dear Diary, the authorities seem to have fallen asleep without having covered their face on this winter night. I think that I will go sit on it in order to protect them from the night's biting chill.

TrustNoOne posted 5/15/2013 16:57 PM

Dear Diary, I have been using the upstairs bathroom to work on my music as it has great acoustics and is largely unused at 2:30 in the morning... the authorities have now begun locking the bathroom door every night... so hard to live amongst non-music lovers.

TrustNoOne posted 5/15/2013 16:58 PM

Dear Diary: Despite my peeing in their suitcases, the authorities insist on leaving me here for days on end, with only one old authority coming in occasionally to feed me. I'm sure I will soon die from lack of attention and company. Pray for me!

TrustNoOne posted 5/15/2013 16:58 PM

Dear Diary, everytime the authorities use their computers, I seize the moment to try to comunicate with them. But each time i touch the keyboard, the authorities push me away.

Is this some way to silence the weak? How can we understand each other if they even refuse to speak?

TrustNoOne posted 5/15/2013 16:59 PM

Dear Diary, The authorities have purchased a substance called cat-nip. It is intoxicating. However, they have seen fit to seal it in a tub that required thumbs to open. Will this torture never end?

aesir posted 5/15/2013 17:08 PM

Okay, in all seriousness however, a cat would never talk about the authorities.

I think the cat name for humans would roughly translate into "openers".

need_hope posted 5/16/2013 08:34 AM

I think you're right aesir.

gahurts posted 5/16/2013 09:23 AM

Cats think they are the authorities.

sadcat posted 5/18/2013 08:42 AM

I thought this was about me...

nowiknow23 posted 5/18/2013 10:30 AM

Hi, sadcat!

HeartInADustpan posted 5/18/2013 11:06 AM

These poor cats! They really need this girl.

***DUR...copied the wrong link.

[This message edited by HeartInADustpan at 12:35 PM, May 18th (Saturday)]

Holly-Isis posted 5/18/2013 15:51 PM

I love Zefrank's True Facts videos...thanks for sharing this, it's great too.

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