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 need_hope (original poster member #23989) posted at 4:14 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

I had to shut my office door because I was laughing so hard. Sitting here with tears rolling....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk&feature=share

Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
XWS - no longer matters


Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.

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SuperDuperWonderboy ( member #34716) posted at 6:19 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Damn the authorities.

My Friends call me Wonderboy--That's Mr. SuperduperWonderboy to you Tred.

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 6:39 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

I saw this yesterday. Hilarious.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 7:01 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

"A third one and I will bite the shit out them as per protocol."

LMAO!

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Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 7:19 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

I've been laughing about this for days now. So many good lines. Biting the shit out of them as per protocol. Will probably die soon. Sing the song of my people. Sisyphus.

So funny!

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

posts: 10722   ·   registered: Jun. 21st, 2011   ·   location: USA
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metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 8:07 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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aesir ( member #17210) posted at 8:07 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Recognize every one...

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

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metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 9:15 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Oh so do I. Especially the "sing the song of my people" at 3 in the morning

Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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TrustNoOne ( member #16591) posted at 10:57 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Dear Diary, the authorities seem to have fallen asleep without having covered their face on this winter night. I think that I will go sit on it in order to protect them from the night's biting chill.

posts: 1373   ·   registered: Oct. 12th, 2007   ·   location: San Diego
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TrustNoOne ( member #16591) posted at 10:57 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Dear Diary, I have been using the upstairs bathroom to work on my music as it has great acoustics and is largely unused at 2:30 in the morning... the authorities have now begun locking the bathroom door every night... so hard to live amongst non-music lovers.

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TrustNoOne ( member #16591) posted at 10:58 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Dear Diary: Despite my peeing in their suitcases, the authorities insist on leaving me here for days on end, with only one old authority coming in occasionally to feed me. I'm sure I will soon die from lack of attention and company. Pray for me!

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TrustNoOne ( member #16591) posted at 10:58 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Dear Diary, everytime the authorities use their computers, I seize the moment to try to comunicate with them. But each time i touch the keyboard, the authorities push me away.

Is this some way to silence the weak? How can we understand each other if they even refuse to speak?

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TrustNoOne ( member #16591) posted at 10:59 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Dear Diary, The authorities have purchased a substance called cat-nip. It is intoxicating. However, they have seen fit to seal it in a tub that required thumbs to open. Will this torture never end?

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aesir ( member #17210) posted at 11:08 PM on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Okay, in all seriousness however, a cat would never talk about the authorities.

I think the cat name for humans would roughly translate into "openers".

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

posts: 14924   ·   registered: Nov. 29th, 2007   ·   location: Winnipeg
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 need_hope (original poster member #23989) posted at 2:34 PM on Thursday, May 16th, 2013

I think you're right aesir.

Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
XWS - no longer matters


Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.

posts: 1999   ·   registered: May. 13th, 2009   ·   location: East Coast
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gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 3:23 PM on Thursday, May 16th, 2013

Cats think they are the authorities.

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

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sadcat ( member #8637) posted at 2:42 PM on Saturday, May 18th, 2013

I thought this was about me...

Never let your fear decide your fate.....AWOLNATION

If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.

posts: 13597   ·   registered: Oct. 25th, 2005   ·   location: GA
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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:30 PM on Saturday, May 18th, 2013

Hi, sadcat!

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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HeartInADustpan ( member #38341) posted at 5:06 PM on Saturday, May 18th, 2013

These poor cats! They really need this girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

***DUR...copied the wrong link.

[This message edited by HeartInADustpan at 12:35 PM, May 18th (Saturday)]

Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

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Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 9:51 PM on Saturday, May 18th, 2013

I love Zefrank's True Facts videos...thanks for sharing this, it's great too.

"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

posts: 11713   ·   registered: Jan. 26th, 2007   ·   location: Just a fool in limbo
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