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Topic: Sad Cat Diary
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need_hope
♀ 23989
Member # 23989 |  Posted: 10:14 AM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 |     |
I had to shut my office door because I was laughing so hard. Sitting here with tears rolling....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk&feature=share
Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
XWS - no longer matters
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.
Posts: 1999 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast |
SuperDuperWonderboy
♂ 34716
Member # 34716 |  Posted: 12:19 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Damn the authorities.
My Friends call me Wonderboy--That's Mr. SuperduperWonderboy to you Tred.
Posts: 1356 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Everett |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 12:39 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
I saw this yesterday. Hilarious. 
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 40181 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
jo2love
♀ 31528
Member # 31528 | | Posted: 1:01 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
"A third one and I will bite the shit out them as per protocol."
LMAO!
Posts: 50400 | Registered: Mar 2011 |
Nature_Girl
♀ 32554
Member # 32554 | | Posted: 1:19 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
I've been laughing about this for days now. So many good lines. Biting the shit out of them as per protocol. Will probably die soon. Sing the song of my people. Sisyphus.
So funny!
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Posts: 10722 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA |
metamorphisis
♀ 12041
Member # 12041 | | Posted: 2:07 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
Posts: 52149 | Registered: Sep 2006 |
aesir
♂ 17210
Member # 17210 | | Posted: 2:07 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Recognize every one...
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg |
metamorphisis
♀ 12041
Member # 12041 | | Posted: 3:15 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
Posts: 52149 | Registered: Sep 2006 |
TrustNoOne
♀ 16591
Member # 16591 | | Posted: 4:57 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Dear Diary, the authorities seem to have fallen asleep without having covered their face on this winter night. I think that I will go sit on it in order to protect them from the night's biting chill.
Posts: 1370 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: San Diego |
TrustNoOne
♀ 16591
Member # 16591 | | Posted: 4:57 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Dear Diary, I have been using the upstairs bathroom to work on my music as it has great acoustics and is largely unused at 2:30 in the morning... the authorities have now begun locking the bathroom door every night... so hard to live amongst non-music lovers.
Posts: 1370 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: San Diego |
TrustNoOne
♀ 16591
Member # 16591 | | Posted: 4:58 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Dear Diary: Despite my peeing in their suitcases, the authorities insist on leaving me here for days on end, with only one old authority coming in occasionally to feed me. I'm sure I will soon die from lack of attention and company. Pray for me!
Posts: 1370 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: San Diego |
TrustNoOne
♀ 16591
Member # 16591 | | Posted: 4:58 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Dear Diary, everytime the authorities use their computers, I seize the moment to try to comunicate with them. But each time i touch the keyboard, the authorities push me away.
Is this some way to silence the weak? How can we understand each other if they even refuse to speak?
Posts: 1370 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: San Diego |
TrustNoOne
♀ 16591
Member # 16591 | | Posted: 4:59 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Dear Diary, The authorities have purchased a substance called cat-nip. It is intoxicating. However, they have seen fit to seal it in a tub that required thumbs to open. Will this torture never end?
Posts: 1370 | Registered: Oct 2007 | From: San Diego |
aesir
♂ 17210
Member # 17210 | | Posted: 5:08 PM, May 15th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Okay, in all seriousness however, a cat would never talk about the authorities.
I think the cat name for humans would roughly translate into "openers".
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg |
need_hope
♀ 23989
Member # 23989 | | Posted: 8:34 AM, May 16th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
XWS - no longer matters
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.
Posts: 1999 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast |
gahurts
♂ 33699
Member # 33699 | | Posted: 9:23 AM, May 16th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Cats think they are the authorities.
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
Posts: 3986 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia |
sadcat
♀ 8637
Member # 8637 | | Posted: 8:42 AM, May 18th (Saturday), 2013 | |
Never let your fear decide your fate.....AWOLNATION
If this isn't what I consider soulmate crap, I don't know what is.
Posts: 13581 | Registered: Oct 2005 | From: GA |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 10:30 AM, May 18th (Saturday), 2013 | |
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 40181 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
HeartInADustpan
♀ 38341
Member # 38341 | | Posted: 11:06 AM, May 18th (Saturday), 2013 | |
These poor cats! They really need this girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
***DUR...copied the wrong link.  [This message edited by HeartInADustpan at 12:35 PM, May 18th (Saturday)]
Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain
Posts: 379 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis |
Holly-Isis
♀ 13447
Member # 13447 | | Posted: 3:51 PM, May 18th (Saturday), 2013 | |
I love Zefrank's True Facts videos...thanks for sharing this, it's great too.
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
Posts: 11650 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: Just a fool in limbo |
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