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Tred posted 6/7/2013 17:44 PM

I need a little help here, and this should be fun so I'm putting it in F&G. One of our venerable members has given me the privilege of giving him a new tag line - why isn't important. Now, I could probably come up with something embarrassing, intelligent, witty, but I think this is a solemn responsibility and want to give it my very best effort. Anything less would be an insult to such an honor. So I'm going to reach out and ask for help from the collective wisdom, wit, and humor from everyone and see if we can come up with a great tag line for StillLovingHer. I'll make a donation to SI in honor of the winner.

Since every contest has to have rules, I'll make it simple:
1. My decision is final and SLH has to use it for at least two months or 1000 legitimate posts, whichever comes first.

2. Members with names beginning with StillLoving at not allowed to play

3. Tagline must include the word "brownnoser". Keep it classy
-OR-
be a quote from one of the following movies:
The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Boondocks Saints & Friday

4. Rules subject to change if anyone has a better idea.

Contest ends Friday, 14 June (Flag Day )

[This message edited by Tred at 9:19 AM, June 10th (Monday)]

Aubrie posted 6/7/2013 17:46 PM

This is for real gonna happen!? Ahhh, that's great.

This is gonna be good.

stilllovingher posted 6/7/2013 17:56 PM

AWESOME!
I dig it.

(not a suggestion, just sayin')

aesir posted 6/7/2013 17:57 PM

Brownnosers? We don't need no steenkin' brownnosers.

ETA:
Added quote box to distinguish this as a suggestion.

[This message edited by aesir at 6:21 PM, June 7th (Friday)]

Tred posted 6/7/2013 18:13 PM

It's for real. I checked with the boss

Sorry Aesir, Rule 3 isn't negotiable.

ETA: Of course, I forgot your sense of humor - is that your tagline suggestion

[This message edited by Tred at 6:13 PM, June 7th (Friday)]

aesir posted 6/7/2013 18:19 PM

That is my suggestion.

ETA: Gonna go back and edit it to be in a quote box so it's easy to distinguish suggestions from comments.

[This message edited by aesir at 6:20 PM, June 7th (Friday)]

Jen posted 6/7/2013 18:27 PM

I have many but they are not appropriate ... hoping someone with a cleaner mind comes along ....

silverhopes posted 6/7/2013 18:43 PM

"Healthy people validate themselves. Brown-nosers need not apply."

Sad in AZ posted 6/7/2013 18:52 PM

I've been called a brown-noser; that stinks.

Sal1995 posted 6/7/2013 19:56 PM

I've been called a brown-noser; that stinks.

Too early to call a winner?

HFSSC posted 6/7/2013 20:05 PM

The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.

You are welcome.

Tred posted 6/7/2013 20:11 PM

The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.

Jpapageorge posted 6/7/2013 21:15 PM

To use a quote from Top Gun:
"'The list of people who have called me brownnoser is long and distinguished.' 'Yeah, well so is my tagline.'"

Jrazz posted 6/7/2013 22:10 PM

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Brownnoser. You're Mr. Brownnoser. I'm the Dude.

caregiver9000 posted 6/7/2013 23:48 PM

"'The list of people who have called me brownnoser is long and distinguished.' 'Yeah, well so is my tagline.'"

................ that's what she said.

Sal1995 posted 6/8/2013 00:54 AM

Et tu, Brownnoser?

Tred posted 6/10/2013 09:20 AM

Updated rules after gaining some inside insight

TrulyReconciled posted 6/10/2013 09:45 AM

"I've seen brownnosers before, but you are a crack addict."

silverhopes posted 6/10/2013 12:32 PM

*snickers* Really, we have to narrow it down to ONE Pulp Fiction line?

I mean this as a joke:

"English, brownnoser! Do you speak it?!"

Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ brownnoser, brownnoser. Every time my fingers touch the keyboard, I’m "Superfly TNT".

aesir posted 6/10/2013 12:52 PM

With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark.

I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.

Hey fuck-ass, give me a beer.

Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... Fuck!
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.