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Tred (original poster member #34086) posted at 11:44 PM on Friday, June 7th, 2013
I need a little help here, and this should be fun so I'm putting it in F&G. One of our venerable members has given me the privilege of giving him a new tag line - why isn't important. Now, I could probably come up with something embarrassing, intelligent, witty, but I think this is a solemn responsibility and want to give it my very best effort. Anything less would be an insult to such an honor. So I'm going to reach out and ask for help from the collective wisdom, wit, and humor from everyone and see if we can come up with a great tag line for StillLovingHer. I'll make a donation to SI in honor of the winner.
Since every contest has to have rules, I'll make it simple:
1. My decision is final and SLH has to use it for at least two months or 1000 legitimate posts, whichever comes first.
2. Members with names beginning with StillLoving at not allowed to play
3. Tagline must include the word "brownnoser". Keep it classy
-OR-
be a quote from one of the following movies:
The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Boondocks Saints & Friday
4. Rules subject to change if anyone has a better idea.
Contest ends Friday, 14 June (Flag Day
)
[This message edited by Tred at 9:19 AM, June 10th (Monday)]
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Aubrie ( member #33886) posted at 11:46 PM on Friday, June 7th, 2013
This is for real gonna happen!? Ahhh, that's great.
This is gonna be good.
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
stilllovingher ( member #29959) posted at 11:56 PM on Friday, June 7th, 2013
AWESOME!
I dig it.
(not a suggestion, just sayin')
The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.
I'm sure WAL would agree.
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 11:57 PM on Friday, June 7th, 2013
Brownnosers? We don't need no steenkin' brownnosers.
ETA:
Added quote box to distinguish this as a suggestion.
[This message edited by aesir at 6:21 PM, June 7th (Friday)]
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Tred (original poster member #34086) posted at 12:13 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
It's for real. I checked with the boss
Sorry Aesir, Rule 3 isn't negotiable.
ETA: Of course, I forgot your sense of humor - is that your tagline suggestion
[This message edited by Tred at 6:13 PM, June 7th (Friday)]
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 12:19 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
That is my suggestion.
ETA: Gonna go back and edit it to be in a quote box so it's easy to distinguish suggestions from comments.
[This message edited by aesir at 6:20 PM, June 7th (Friday)]
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Jen ( member #26584) posted at 12:27 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
I have many but they are not appropriate ... hoping someone with a cleaner mind comes along ....
Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 12:43 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
"Healthy people validate themselves. Brown-nosers need not apply."
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 12:52 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
I've been called a brown-noser; that stinks.
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
Sal1995 ( member #39099) posted at 1:56 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
I've been called a brown-noser; that stinks.
Too early to call a winner?
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 2:05 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.
You are welcome.
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Tred (original poster member #34086) posted at 2:11 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
The only difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser is depth perception.
Now that is funny!
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 3:15 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
To use a quote from Top Gun:
"'The list of people who have called me brownnoser is long and distinguished.' 'Yeah, well so is my tagline.'"
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 4:10 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Brownnoser. You're Mr. Brownnoser. I'm the Dude.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 5:48 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
"'The list of people who have called me brownnoser is long and distinguished.' 'Yeah, well so is my tagline.'"
................ that's what she said.
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Sal1995 ( member #39099) posted at 6:54 AM on Saturday, June 8th, 2013
Tred (original poster member #34086) posted at 3:20 PM on Monday, June 10th, 2013
Updated rules after gaining some inside insight
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 3:45 PM on Monday, June 10th, 2013
"I've seen brownnosers before, but you are a crack addict."
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 6:32 PM on Monday, June 10th, 2013
*snickers* Really, we have to narrow it down to ONE Pulp Fiction line?
I mean this as a joke:
"English, brownnoser! Do you speak it?!"
Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ brownnoser, brownnoser. Every time my fingers touch the keyboard, I’m "Superfly TNT".
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 6:52 PM on Monday, June 10th, 2013
With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark.
I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.
Hey fuck-ass, give me a beer.
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... Fuck!
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
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