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You read that a woman from your TINY, TINY town was arrested for shooting her cheating WH and you laugh OUTLOUD?!?!? Me thinks I may have some residual anger? I *KNOW* how bad this is. I swear I do. But damn - I couldn't help it.

Yes. I get like that.

I would be thinking "Sucks to be him..."and snickering.

Sometimes I'm not bitter and hateful.

Sometimes.

lol I love this topic because I thought I was the only one who found stories like that funny.
A man here in town put all of his WW things out in the yard and set them on fire. I laughed because honestly I was about ready to do that very same thing. If it wasn't for my kids and the thought of jail I probably would have followed through with it.

I can't laugh about someone getting shot. I can and do mutter about these types of stories under my breath, but I don't see the 'funny' in it. Too much bad fall-out from this type of violence.

The ones that make me die laughing are the ones where the BS has the *my spouse cheated* garage sale...and sells all the WS's shit. Or throws it all out the window into the front yard....

I read a story on here a while back from a BS that threw a bunch of stuff into the yard from an upstairs window. I think there was even some furniture that went out that window. Now THAT was funny!

For an instant a story like that will make me get a twinge of YESSS but then I think about kids with one parent gone and the other in prison. I think its funny when 2 ws finally get to be with each other and realize how
miserable they make each other...especially when they are stuck together wondering if the other is cheating.

I'm not gonna lie... Every time I read a headline of a traffic fatality in Whoreible's town, I perk up with interest until the details rule her out.

And I have to t/j to say I think it's funny as hell that my phone recognizes Whoreible as a word now.

End t/j

Sorry, I can't laugh about a cheating WH getting shot either...I worry too much about the repercussions the poor BS will have to face. Not fair.

I understand the feelings that cause the laughter, although the repercussions of the behavior are not funny. My heroes have always been perceived victims who knew how to settle the score - with style - and walk or ride off into the sunset.

I recently saw a story online where a BS threw the OW over a 20 ft cliff while her WH was walking with OW. It was caught on a camera and looked terrifying. The WH ran away and didn't try to stop the BS. (A real winner there) The OW got up and ran off. No idea what happened to any of them in the long run.
I understand the feelings but I've never wanted to hurt any of them myself. I did kind of hope for a bit that the OW would not know she had the HPV she gave me and get cervical cancer. Not my finest hour.

In our small town a doctors wife found out about an A her H was having. She went to his office and wrote "Dr. H is f^*king nurse ______ in the Bahamas" on the large white board by the nurses station in permanent ink. On the way home she put whole shrimp in his car parked in the hot summer sun at the airport where he kept his plane. She then went home, sold all of his possessions, including his prized golf clubs, to a junker who put them in the local flea market. When Dr. came home 5 days later, she and the 3 kids had gone on an impromptu vacation to the Cayman Islands with most of their bank accounts.

Needless to say, there was a nasty divorce. The nurse's husband beat the crap out of him and he had to move his practice. Did I mention he was an OB/Gyn?

Oh no, not a shrimp story.
I know doctors sometimes buy cars that cost as much as a house, but I didn't know of any that included curtain rods.

Aesir!.....I was thinking the SAME thing..lol

That's one trick I've got stored in my memory bank.