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aesir (original poster member #17210) posted at 10:49 PM on Monday, July 8th, 2013
I was sending a text not too long ago where I meant to call someone douchey. Well douchey is not a recognized word, so autocorrect fixed that for me.
According to Autocorrect:
douchey -> Douchetroll
Don't know where that came from but it is awesome. Have I been missing stuff on the internet lately?
ETA: Just fixing it, apparently autocorrect also decided that Douchetroll should be capitalized. Must be a proper noun I guess.
[This message edited by aesir at 5:18 PM, July 8th (Monday)]
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 10:53 PM on Monday, July 8th, 2013
Ah yes. DoucheTroll, from the low mountain regions of Dickland. Agressive, ugly creatures. Also? Smell of salad dressing.
Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi
k94ever ( member #11176) posted at 11:16 PM on Monday, July 8th, 2013
BS:61
WS: 53
Betrayed: 24 years
Affairs: 15 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 1:03 AM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
I rarely really LOL, but I did when I read that
AND I had a bite of mac & cheese in my mouth that almost ended up on my keyboard when I first read it
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 1:42 AM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
Of *course* Douchetroll is a proper noun. Autocotrect isn't *always* wrong...just most of the time...
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 3:15 AM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
Awesome! Sounds like Autocorrect thought you needed stronger language.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 2:10 PM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
Snort!!!! I am seriously giggling at my desk at work. Good thing I'm alone in my office.....
Douchetroll gonna have to remember that one. I know who they are too. It's those 20 somethings that overtan, wear jewlery, have their hair couifed, and act like they are gods gift to the world.
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
aesir (original poster member #17210) posted at 2:17 PM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
I have no idea where this came from, but I have been showing it to everyone, and I expect it to start showing up everywhere soon, as everyone has the same reaction tushnurse. They all seem to know someone that it is a perfect description of and plan to use it.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 2:21 PM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
Of course there's a Douchtroll; who else would a Douchbag date?
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
simplydevastated ( member #25001) posted at 3:24 PM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
Douchetroll! I love it! It's perfect. I can see this word flying around SI now
Me - BS, 40 (I'm not old...I'm vintage)
Two Wonderful children - DS11, DD8
Getting my ducks in a row for divorce... finally (4+ D-Days too many - listed in profile.)
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 5:23 PM on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
I'm 100% certain that DeeplyScared has a very long DoucheTroll list ...
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
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