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Threnody posted 7/12/2013 18:18 PM

Mr. T and I love babies. Well, he loves them and would bring a hundred of them home a week if I'd let him, which sounds really creepy if you don't know him. I like them, think they're fun, and I'm really glad I can now enjoy the cute parts and hand them back to their parents when the cute parts get puked on or otherwise soiled.

But this? It made my uterus whine like a puppy:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/babies-experiencing-things-for-the-first-time

kernel posted 7/12/2013 20:44 PM

Wow, cute overload. I think I liked the lemons the best. My DS loved to suck on lemons when he was a little tyke!

unfound posted 7/12/2013 21:21 PM

First time living in a hollowed-out fruit:

first time? like there are more times my kids will live in hollowed out fruit?? dayum, we'd better get us some miracle grow..quick. that or start stalking the gardener that grows the worlds biggest zucchini.

wonder if it's cheaper than a one studio apartment?

have to have watermelon wifi.

rutabaga room room with a view?

spacious speckled squash, no smokers or pets.

fixer upper fig, solid foundation

cute cucumber, one owner, clean.

room to grow guava, wood floors.

cute cantaloupe cottage, needs work.

bungalow bananna

gorgeous grape getaway, mature landscaping

bigger than it looks leeks, perfect for retired or single person

single story strawberry, level lot

ritzy raspberry retirement community. just a branch away from your peers. all amenities provided, NEW juice bar included!

metamorphisis posted 7/12/2013 21:24 PM

Dear Lord.. you ladies are killing me here

aesir posted 7/12/2013 21:42 PM

Yeah, but look at the other links.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults

unfound posted 7/12/2013 21:49 PM

and a mix of the two, twenty years later..

*hears threns uterus crying

[This message edited by unfound at 9:50 PM, July 12th (Friday)]

kernel posted 7/12/2013 21:57 PM

Threnody posted 7/13/2013 11:18 AM

It does put a whole new twist on the phrase "garden apartment."

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