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Jpapageorge posted 7/26/2013 15:06 PM

It is high time I stood up for myself and those of my ilk. I use AOL and I am not ashamed! I did not download AOL from a free disk in a magazine nor have I run out of free disks, I downloaded it using IE version 1.0. I am not a knuckle dragging troglodyte who trolls ESPN.com making snarky comments while sitting at home in a darkened room wearing a dirty white t-shirt and eating stale pizza.

For the record, right now, I am wearing a clean white t-shirt with holes only in the pits, I washed the paper plate before I loaded it with day old French fries, I have Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life playing on my 8-trac player and I am about to make a phone call on my cellular phone as soon as I can figure out where I left the antenna.

You people with your fancy computers, your IPod thingys and your Raspberry devices can just keep drinking your fancy coffees from McDonald’s and quit picking on me.

Oh yeah, STAY OFF MY LAWN.

osxgirl posted 7/26/2013 15:11 PM

Bet you're sitting there playing Pong (on the original Pong console) while doing all that, aren't you?

caregiver9000 posted 7/26/2013 15:13 PM

I have one question. Regarding the holes in the "pits" don't most shirts have holes in the pits? Otherwise how does one get the arms into the shirt? Am I to assume that since you mention these holes, they are EXTRA holes perhaps due to excessive wearing on the seams of said shirt from bodily excretions??

No hug for you Jpapa, but I will pat you on your head.

Jpapageorge posted 7/26/2013 15:21 PM

Osxgirl, I don't want to use the energy to walk into the other room to turn on the TV and wait for it to warm up. I will be playing Pong later.

CG9000, contrary to the image portrayed, I do shower once a month wether I need it or not so my sweat isn't always toxic nor acidic. Be careful though, even a pat on the head is human contact- something I have avoided since I discovered this internet stuff.

ThoughtIKnewYa posted 7/26/2013 15:31 PM

Deeply Scared posted 7/26/2013 15:31 PM

How's your 8 Track player holding up?

jo2love posted 7/26/2013 15:36 PM

Does anyone else feel like playing Qbert?

LosferWords posted 7/26/2013 15:36 PM

Dude... IE? Everyone knows that Netscape Navigator is better. Gotta have the Gold Edition, too!

Deeply Scared posted 7/26/2013 15:44 PM

I don't think he can hear us...his Marshall Tucker album is up too loud

Jennifer99 posted 7/26/2013 15:50 PM

I just gave an original, b/w gameboy with tetris in it to the kid. I expect the novelty to last all of 10 mins.

If I ship it to you will you get your panties out of a bunch aol person?

Jpapageorge posted 7/26/2013 16:06 PM

TIKY, I hope you are laughing with me rather than at me because I have no idea where you live and therefore cannot exact my revenge.

DS, my KISS Alive II is "bleeding" over way too much these days but my Very Best of the Fifth Dimension sounds just like it did when I first bought it at Tower records. Good idea on the Marshall Tucker Band though.

Qbert? Netscape Navigator? Tetris? Really? I am not falling for all these newfangled traps.

If anybody doesn't believe the truth in my statements they can always send me an electronic mail at notmyrealemailaddressbecausethevoicesinmyheadsaidtobecarefulontheinternet@aol.com

[This message edited by Jpapageorge at 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)]

Deeply Scared posted 7/26/2013 16:10 PM

OMG...Tower Records...you and I are definitely dating ourselves

click4it posted 7/26/2013 16:11 PM

If I could still use VCR tapes and casset tapes in my car, I would!

aesir posted 7/26/2013 16:21 PM

...you and I are definitely dating ourselves
Well with a monthly shower schedule, would anyone else want to?

ETA: Change to clarify intent of joke.

[This message edited by aesir at 4:22 PM, July 26th (Friday)]

wifehad5 posted 7/26/2013 16:29 PM

I have more cars with cassette players (4) than I do with CD players (3), and only one has an Aux jack. The other is AM only

woundedby2 posted 7/26/2013 19:03 PM

LosferWords posted 7/26/2013 19:11 PM

Until recently, my brother had a '79 Corvette Stingray with a fully functional 8-track player in it. I have to admit, the 8-track player actually sounded really good!

Sad in AZ posted 7/26/2013 19:32 PM

wifehad5--you just have more cars...

wifehad5 posted 7/26/2013 21:53 PM

Losfer, that reminds me that I forgot the most important one. My latest acquisition has the factory CB radio option that works through the regular speakers and antenna

girlsbird posted 7/26/2013 22:13 PM

Gosh WH5. I am jealous. I don't have any radio.

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